I never understood why Pirates was so popular

[Himu]

The first movie was a fun popcorn flick but not anything special. It was an enjoyable movie, but that's it. I completely forgot about it a month after I saw it. Seriously. Are there any better pirate movies out there? Furthermore, I never understood why the first movie warranted sequels.

Johnny Depp is the best thing about the movies. If they didn't have Depp people would realize how "okay" they are.

Wake me up when Guybrush Threepwood stars in his own movie. Until then, I think I'll stick with Sinbad or Cutthroat Island or something.

[FlameOfCallandor]

It's cause you are a dumb ass. There is sword fighting, burried treasure and pirates in the movie. That's like a recipe for success.

[Cyanista]

Pirate movies are mostly terrible.   Try Ice Pirates, from the 80's. 

I rather enjoyed the first pirates movie.  Depp is always fun to watch and it was entertaining. The second one was godawful.  I haven't bothered with the third yet.  If it's anything as ACTION PACKED as the second, I have no interest.  So much happened in that movie that the action started to bore me.  Weird.

But yeah, imagining Bloom trying to carry that series...or Knightley....

[Himu]

It's cause you are a dumb ass. There is sword fighting, burried treasure and pirates in the movie. That's like a recipe for success.

We already established how partial you are to the big Hollywood blockbuster, so I will take this post with a grain of salt.

[FlameOfCallandor]

It's cause you are a dumb ass. There is sword fighting, burried treasure and pirates in the movie. That's like a recipe for success.

We already established how partial you are to the big Hollywood blockbuster, so I will take this post with a grain of salt.

 

Oh yea its really my love for hollywood blockbusters. Where they hell did you get that.

How hard is to understand that swashbuckling is badass

[Yeti]

You just don't like it because it is the antithesis of Shenmue.

[Van Cruncheon]

Try Ice Pirates, from the 80's. 

omg YES. Didn't this have Anjelica Huston? OMG THE EMASCULATING MACHINE. OMG THE SPACE HERPES. I am so gonna look for this movie now.

[Cyanista]

YES OMG THE EMASCULATING MACHINE.  Fuck, I need this movie on DvD.  So much better than Night of the Comet, even.

[whiteACID]

The funniest character in Pirates III was the monkey.

[Mupepe]

The funniest character in Pirates III was the monkey.

wanna go see it together tonight?

[Powerslave]

Because its a shit hollywood blockbuster movie for shitpeople who happen to be the majority. Shitty shitheads.