Christ SPM is easy

[Billy Rygar]

My wife finished this game without dying.  She plays like three games a year.  Good job Nintendo you've managed to insult even ardent non-gamers. 

[Mupepe]

Stop it, Mondain.

[bork]

I found the game to be rather boring and filled with too much dialogue...was expecting an old-school style platformer, and promptly sold it off.  Wii continues to dissapoint, although I'm looking forward to Biohazard 4.

[demi]

I found the game to be rather boring and filled with too much dialogue...was expecting an old-school style platformer, and promptly sold it off.  Wii continues to dissapoint, although I'm looking forward to Biohazard 4.

I'd certainly hope so, since everyone and their mother (now that it's on the Wii) has played it already!

[Mupepe]

Stop it, Mondain.

[Himu]

lol wii

[Howard Alan Treesong]

yeah, if you like SPM you're part of the problem

[bork]

But everyone had raging hard-ons for SPM before and right when it came out. 

lol wii

Yeah that pretty much sums it up.  Like "LOL why did I buy this again?"

[Himu]

But everyone had raging hard-ons for SPM before and right when it came out. 

Everyone? I think you mean the raging nfags at gaf. Didn't they have a topic calling it the second coming of Christ or something? Haha.

[bork]

But everyone had raging hard-ons for SPM before and right when it came out. 

Everyone? I think you mean the raging nfags at gaf. Didn't they have a topic calling it the second coming of Christ or something? Haha.

OH RIRI?!!!!!!!!1111111

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7376.0

[demi]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAMECUBE GAME!!!

[bork]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAMECUBE GAME!!!

So it had to be toned down for the Wii, eh?

[demi]

I dunno! It was supposed to be a Gamecube game! I wanted to buy it on the Gamecube!

[Lhadatt]

I like it.

You are all heretics!  All of your gaming licenses are revoked - IMMEDIATELY.

[bork]

I'm sorry are you revoking gaming licenses over a fucking NINTENDO GAME?!   With a dumb Nintendo pic?

GET DA FUCK OUT

[tiesto]

Ehh, most games are pretty easy nowadays, so its not a big deal. Great game although some of the dialogue got a bit grating.

[bluemax]

I found the game to be rather boring and filled with too much dialogue...was expecting an old-school style platformer, and promptly sold it off.  Wii continues to dissapoint, although I'm looking forward to Biohazard 4.

There's your problem. How anyone expected SPM to be anything but another quasi RPG like the other Paper Mario games is beyond me. And yet so many people thought that it was gonna be an old school platformer. Weird.

[Himu]

Super Paper Mario games suck. All Mario rpgs suck.

[hyp]

SPM was such a letdown.  i got through the first 5 worlds and just couldn't finish it.  what's w/ people (ahem gaf) saying the dialogue was "brilliant"?  i don't think i LOL'ed once.  the text just killed it for me.

[Oblivion]

I found the game to be rather boring and filled with too much dialogue...was expecting an old-school style platformer, and promptly sold it off.  Wii continues to dissapoint, although I'm looking forward to Biohazard 4.

There's your problem. How anyone expected SPM to be anything but another quasi RPG like the other Paper Mario games is beyond me. And yet so many people thought that it was gonna be an old school platformer. Weird.

Dude, every media outlet in existence said it was a 'platformer with RPG elements'. Not vice versa.

[Mr. Gundam]

I wanted to buy it on the Gamecube!

Me too. Now, I don't think I'll ever play it.

[Oblivion]

What did you think of it Oblivion?

I was pretty stoked since it was announced. But when I finally got to play it, it bored the hell out of me in the first 15 minutes. I'll get back to it later, but at this point, I'm in no hurry to play again.

[TakingBackSunday]

Super Paper Mario games suck. All Mario rpgs suck.

Oh fuck off.  Super Paper Mario sucks nuts, but Paper Mario the original is fucking ace.  My favorite N64 game.

[Mr. Gundam]

Super Paper Mario games suck. All Mario rpgs suck.

Oh fuck off.  Super Paper Mario sucks nuts, but Paper Mario the original is fucking ace.  My favorite N64 game.

Paper Mario was great, as was Thousand Year Door. Hell, I'd probably enjoy SPM if I played it. But I won't. Ever.

[Himu]

Super Paper Mario games suck. All Mario rpgs suck.

Oh fuck off.  Super Paper Mario sucks nuts, but Paper Mario the original is fucking ace.  My favorite N64 game.

Paper Mario was great, as was Thousand Year Door. Hell, I'd probably enjoy SPM if I played it. But I won't. Ever.

The wife?

[Mr. Gundam]

Super Paper Mario games suck. All Mario rpgs suck.

Oh fuck off.  Super Paper Mario sucks nuts, but Paper Mario the original is fucking ace.  My favorite N64 game.

Paper Mario was great, as was Thousand Year Door. Hell, I'd probably enjoy SPM if I played it. But I won't. Ever.

The wife?

I have no personal interest in the Wii, but I was going to get one for her if she wanted. She also has zero interest in the Wii. Since the PS3 is getting Beautiful Katamari and more than likely DDR, she's happy with the PS3.

I can't justify buying a Wii just for SPM. If the Square-Enix titles turn out well, maybe we'll buy one near the end of this console cycle, like I did with the Gamecube (bought it when RE4 came out).

Our next console purchase will be a 360 in the Fall. Catan for her, and Blue Dragon for me. 

[demi]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAMECUBE GAME!!!!!!!  :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Himu]

Distant are you going to join the Evilbore Culdcept Saga guild?

[Mr. Gundam]

Distant are you going to join the Evilbore Culdcept Saga guild?

I don't like Culdcept.