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MrAngryFace

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CUT ME OFF?!?! ILL CUT YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 11, 2006, 12:02:21 PM »
Seriously tho, what mentality do all of you go into traffic with?

I see people pass me on the road while I am already five miles over and wonder 'where's the fire'.

They may just be heading to something incredibly mundane. I also suspect that most people don't count timeliness a virtue. So then you have to wonder, why do people put themselves in that position? Why not budget time so they don't have to fight to get it back on the road. But then I think maybe it's the opposite. Maybe aren't fighting to get back time, but fighting to get more. But why? I mean they aren't going anywhere cool.

SO THEN I think maybe lots of drivers think they are entitled to win, or be first, or that they are in fact that only person on the road that actually knows how to drive. Could be they are just oblivious, lost in a cell-phone call or the last episode of a soap opera they watched on dvd.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: CUT ME OFF?!?! ILL CUT YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2006, 01:06:44 PM »
I personally drive fast because I love the sense of speed. Going at the speed limit (or slightly over it) makes me feel like I'm plodding along. Though, if someone is going slow on the highway on the left lane I won't be an ass and try to "push" them out of the way by tailgating them.

I think the reason for me wanting to drive so fast is due to how my father drives (the person that taught me how to drive). Hes a step 9 Driver (lowest of the low in terms of danger level and is loved by Insurance companies, pays only $75 a month on Insurance). Even with such a great driving record, he drives at F1 speeds on the highway. Its where I picked it up.
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MrAngryFace

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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2006, 01:12:19 PM »
Just because a person drives fast and doesnt get in accidents doesnt mean they're good at driving, just lucky. Even good drivers fall victim to bad ones.

I do agree tail-gating is lame. Im in the right lane, just pass me you idiot.
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 01:21:40 PM »
Just because a person drives fast and doesnt get in accidents doesnt mean they're good at driving, just lucky. Even good drivers fall victim to bad ones.

Very true but he (and I) know when to turn the speed demon on and become very defensive. I think its the mixture of being an asshole and being a fast driver that is VERY dangerous.

I do agree tail-gating is lame. Im in the right lane, just pass me you idiot.

:rofl

I never understood why people tailgate in the right lane. Its like the purposefully trying to annoy the person in front of them. I'm left lane all the way, I only get in the right lane when I don't want to deal with people who actually go faster than me.
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MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2006, 01:30:22 PM »
If I am not feeling up to the challenge of driving 5 over ill totally right lane it at speed limit.
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CrystalGemini

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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2006, 03:09:49 PM »
My dad is that asshole that drives 60mph on the third lane.  :-\
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ToxicAdam

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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2006, 03:15:01 PM »
Want to know how bad of an asshole driver I was?


I used to install my headlamps upside down so they would project upwards instead of downwards. That way I could tailgate behind you and shine those suckers right into your rearview mirror. It was a great way to "push" people into other lanes.

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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2006, 03:26:37 PM »
My dad is that asshole that drives 60mph on the third lane.  :-\

:rofl

Want to know how bad of an asshole driver I was?


I used to install my headlamps upside down so they would project upwards instead of downwards. That way I could tailgate behind you and shine those suckers right into your rearview mirror. It was a great way to "push" people into other lanes.

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Nice :lol

I should totally do that if I ever roadtrip to Florida and want to get there in under 23 hours :D
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2006, 03:27:24 PM »
My health insurance goes up every time I set foot in a car with CrystalGemini - who is short, female and Asian.
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2006, 03:36:35 PM »
My health insurance goes up every time I set foot in a car with CrystalGemini - who is short, female and Asian.

How many limbs are left?

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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2006, 03:40:27 PM »
My health insurance goes up every time I set foot in a car with CrystalGemini - who is short, female and Asian.

You're going to get smacked :lol

The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2006, 03:46:54 PM »
She can't deny it - she drives like a maniac.  She's already totaled one car!
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CrystalGemini

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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2006, 04:15:13 PM »
She can't deny it - she drives like a maniac.  She's already totaled one car!
It's over.
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rocketman

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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2006, 04:15:36 PM »
She can't deny it - she drives like a maniac.  She's already totaled one car!
It's over.

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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2006, 04:19:58 PM »
She can't deny it - she drives like a maniac.  She's already totaled one car!
It's over.

Tell me I'm wrong!
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Van Cruncheon

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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2006, 04:30:49 PM »
put your doodle in her bumbum

girls always like that
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2006, 04:32:22 PM »
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I find it ironic this topic is named  "CUT ME OFF?!?! ILL CUT YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!"   .
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2006, 04:48:09 PM »
put your doodle in her bumbum

girls always like that

Truth.
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CrystalGemini

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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2006, 04:54:37 PM »
She can't deny it - she drives like a maniac.  She's already totaled one car!
It's over.

Tell me I'm wrong!
WHEN DID I EVER TOTAL A CAR?!  :duh
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Van Cruncheon

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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2006, 05:04:19 PM »
he got you confused with his other Asian girlfriend

:shh oops did i do that
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Re: CUT ME OFF?!?! ILL CUT YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2006, 05:31:34 PM »
he got you confused with his other Asian girlfriend

You can hardly be blamed, I mean all Asians do look alike.
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