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Flannel Boy

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The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« on: May 29, 2007, 05:25:56 PM »
The Creation Museum?

$27 million in funding for a creation museum? What do they house there?

Well, The Darwin Centre located in the Natural History Museum has tens of millions of preserved specimens. So what does the Creation Museum located in Petersburg, Kentucky have?

They have 80 animatronic dinosaurs, some in the Garden of Eden exhibit, some inside Noah's ark. They have a room featuring Martin Luther posting his 95 Theses. They also have a tour depicting Old Testament prophets. If all this science has made you tired, you can sit down and watch a video featuring a teenage boy fapping to internet porn while his sister gets an abortion, all because they accepted evolution. If the video confuses you, you can discuss its contents with the museum's head chaplain.


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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 05:43:39 PM »
Damn the Man.
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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 07:01:06 PM »
Evil-lutionists are just upset that their hegemony of secular humanism (itself a religion) is finally being challenged by free-thinking Creation scientists who combine God's inerrant word with scientifical truths. If evil-lution actually had any evidence to support it, these atheiscientologists wouldn't be afraid of opposing viewpoints gaining publicity.
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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 07:04:33 PM »
I like dinosaurs.
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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 07:16:33 PM »
Evil-lutionists are just upset that their hegemony of secular humanism (itself a religion) is finally being challenged by free-thinking Creation scientists who combine God's inerrant word with scientifical truths. If evil-lution actually had any evidence to support it, these atheiscientologists wouldn't be afraid of opposing viewpoints gaining publicity.
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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 08:07:08 PM »
Once again, I must post Phoenix Dark, the official comic:

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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 10:38:48 PM »
He's was an Australian school science teacher with a Bachelors degree in Applied Science. Yeah American Education System > ours.
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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 11:14:50 PM »
He's was an Australian school science teacher with a Bachelors degree in Applied Science. Yeah American Education System > ours.

He is more bible than man, now.
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Re: The Creation Museum! Wait... what?
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2007, 11:42:44 PM »
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Admission

    * Adult (13-59 yrs) $19.95

Fuck that.
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