LOLCode is the future of software development

[Howard Alan Treesong]

LOLCode combines classical Boolean-logic based programming with Internet memes to create a truly new programming language for the 21st century.

LOLCode has Hello World:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

LOLCode has iteration loops:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
   UP VAR!!1
   VISIBLE VAR
   IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

LOLCode handles files with industry-standard try/catch syntax:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
   AWSUM THX
      VISIBLE FILE
   O NOES
      INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

LOLCode is currently being expanded to include an event-driven model known as "ON CATURDAY."

LOLCode offers a robust programming toolset and lots of lulz. Expect this to be the industry standard by 2009.

[Vizzys]

LOL IM CODING

KTHXBYE

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[bluemax]

This is better than Chef!

[Scurvy Stan]

CLS
OMG LOLERZ
END

[Van Cruncheon]

exceptions (try/catch) should be handled with O RLY? and YA RLY.

[Fragamemnon]

PLZ and O NOES as exception control keywords is totally awesome.

Code: [Select]

IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10 O RLY?
YA RLY
BTW this is true
VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
NO WAI
BTW this is false
VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
KTHX

I like the O RLY/YA RLY/NO WAI used for if/else logic. That's pretty awesome.

Also, I HAS A VAR is brilliant.

[Scurvy Stan]

ON CATURDAY
   IM IN YR BED
      I IZ SLEEPIN!!10
      VISIBLE "Z!"
   IM OUTTA YR BED
KTHXBYE

 

[Van Cruncheon]

Garbage collection should use SHOOP DA WOOP as the GC interface itself, with CHARGIN MY LAZOR for the disposing event and FIRIN MY LAZOR for the disposed event.

OMG should indicate interface inheritance, so we have:

DIS IZ LOLOBJECT OMG SHOOP DA WOOP
...
   ON CATURDAY
       IM CHARGIN MY LAZOR!!110   
       ...
   ON CATURDAY
       IM FIRIN MY LAZOR!!10
       ...
KTHXBYE
       

[Tauntaun]

       ----       ----
     -  .   -    -  .   -
       ----       ----

[Fragamemnon]

Templating should be done by the "so and so" is "so and so" template meme.

I HAS A VAR
VAR LINKLIST IS LINKED

[Van Cruncheon]

haha, #pragma preprocessor declarations should use IZ IT CAN IT BE...

IZ IT CAN IT BE __WIN32??

[T234]

what the fuck are you guys on about jresus christ oblivion is stilll ruinedFIX THAT SHIT IM HHAVINGA HEART ATTACK OPVER HERE I MUST HOAVE OBLIONS OLD GRAPHICS HHHHXGFSDGYUHFUTCXGVKJVJGVCKLLH GAMESTOP SUX PS3 SUX FUCK WHOEVER SAID IT WAS BWETTER LOOKIN THAN OLD OBLIOVION