Author Topic: Hey wow Warhawk is pretty fun. (Read 8819 times)

Christopher · « **on:** May 29, 2007, 06:58:03 PM »

MAF Drinky what do you guys think, I thought it would be distinguished mentally-challenged, but it's simple and addictive, and looks really good as well.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2007, 07:03:42 PM »

Christopher · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2007, 07:07:01 PM »

It's better than Earthbound ;p

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2007, 07:14:29 PM »

haha, no

fun image I found:

lol

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2007, 07:26:48 PM »

That's not fun at all, because it shows Wii kicking ass. Shove a rock up your butt, cunt.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2007, 07:28:11 PM »

its fun to me

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2007, 07:39:19 PM »

You got into the Warhawk beta?

You suck.

You really suck.

I want free shit.

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2007, 08:06:43 PM »

well not really distant, someone from OA let me PSN share the game with him and others, so we all have access to it. Dude it's really good, I thought it would be shit, but it's pretty addictive.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2007, 08:14:48 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on May 29, 2007, 08:06:43 PM

well not really distant, someone from OA let me PSN share the game with him and others, so we all have access to it. Dude it's really good, I thought it would be shit, but it's pretty addictive.

You suck even more.

I realllly want to try it out, but, I guess I'll have to wait until Fall.

bork · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2007, 08:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Viz on May 29, 2007, 07:14:29 PM

haha, no

fun image I found:

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lol

It just shows that there's a lot of people buying Wii systems, so what? It just means a lot of people don't have any taste...what are they buying Wiis for? Wii Sports? Yay.

Vizzys · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2007, 08:36:41 PM »

thats a good question

also a good thing I don't care about sales

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2007, 08:46:41 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on May 29, 2007, 08:26:01 PM

It just shows that there's a lot of people buying Wii systems, so what? It just means a lot of people don't have any taste...what are they buying Wiis for? Wii Sports? Yay.

don't h8

be glad someone is taking videogames out of their nerdy little corner

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2007, 11:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 29, 2007, 08:46:41 PM

Quote from: lyte edge on May 29, 2007, 08:26:01 PM
It just shows that there's a lot of people buying Wii systems, so what? It just means a lot of people don't have any taste...what are they buying Wiis for? Wii Sports? Yay.

don't h8

be glad someone is taking videogames out of their nerdy little corner

Too bad they forgot to bring the games when they decided to take it out of the nerdy little corner.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2007, 10:59:27 AM »

Maybe you're confusing the Wii with the PS3.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:04:49 PM »

This is a case of:

a.) GOTTA VALIDATE MY PURCHASE

b.) OH SHIT! GAMES TO PLAY

Warhawk is just a poor mans BF2

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 10:59:27 AM

Maybe you're confusing the Wii with the PS3.

No, they are both shit town for games. Wii is just all the worse because it has become massively successful based off of hollow hype.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:22:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 02:19:44 PM

Wii is just all the worse because it has become massively successful based off of hollow hype.

I've actually watched a lot of people enjoy the games available on the Wii, but I guess that's just the hollow hype?

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 02:22:14 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 02:19:44 PM
Wii is just all the worse because it has become massively successful based off of hollow hype.

I've actually watched a lot of people enjoy the games available on the Wii, but I guess that's just the hollow hype?

I enjoyed some of Monkey Ball and Raving Rabbids, but that's about it. Everything else has been a miss. Wii has nothing in the same league as Virtua Fighter or Resistance. Even the meager PS3 library dumps on it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:27:31 PM »

Virtua Fighter is the prefered fighter for people who don't leave the house and Resistance, another FPS like yawn.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 10:59:27 AM

Maybe you're confusing the Wii with the PS3.

PS3 has more games going for it than wii.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 02:36:03 PM

PS3 has more games going for it than wii.

Anything original, or prettier versions of the same games we've been playing for years now?

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:12:11 PM »

Nope, not really, but I can't say there's much originality on the Wii either. Nintendo force feeds the dimwits making them think it's new and innovative, when it isn't. At least the games released so far.

"Games have too complex controls now."

And then a game like SSX Blur comes out and the controls are far more complex than anything on a traditional controls. Show me one original Wii game.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:14:03 PM »

What do you mean, show you an original Wii game? Were people playing motion-detecting games at home before the Wii?

Boxing is like having Konami's MoCap boxing in your living room. So what if they look like weeblewobbles.

Show me one original PS3 game.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:15:44 PM »

Just because it's motion sensing doesn't make it the omg original or innovative.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:18:11 PM »

It does, actually. But whatever. Where are those innovative games on the PS3?

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:22:57 PM »

They certainly aren't innovative, which is one reason it doesn't interest me. As I have said plenty of times, ps3 is the sequalitis console.

Still, for what it is, ps3's games look far more appealing. When you count the fact many are heading to the 360 it doesn't discount the fact they'll still be on ps3. That just makes ps3 more awesome than Wii. It's got games that aren't gimmicks heading to it, multiconsole or not.

That said, just because a game is "original" or "innovative" doesn't make it a good game.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:30:29 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 03:22:57 PM

That said, just because a game is "original" or "innovative" doesn't make it a good game.

Neither does a fresh coat of paint.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:32:04 PM »

The only Wii Sports game that is actually any good is bowling. That's a pretty damned fine bowling game, too. The rest of the package is garbage that only a non-gamer or ninthing could love. Wii got the hype, but it's not a machine for gamers as of right now.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:36:02 PM »

Tennis and golf aren't so bad, but I generally agree.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:43:38 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 03:36:02 PM

Tennis and golf aren't so bad, but I generally agree.

Tennis is pong without the requirement of skill. Golf. ..well, it shows that a great golf game is potentially possible on Wii, but it is not it. I found it difficult to properly gauge my shots, which is kind of game breaking. Putting also blew.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:43:44 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 03:30:29 PM

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 03:22:57 PM
That said, just because a game is "original" or "innovative" doesn't make it a good game.

Neither does a fresh coat of paint.

it does if the original games were quality (VF5, MLB '07 The Show, Ridge Racer 7, Hot Shots Golf 5) or are an entry in a proven genre by a top-quality developer (Resistance).

really, though, who is asking for "original" games? i simply want good ones -- of which the wii has exceptionally few (twilight princess, also on gamecube).

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:49:25 PM »

Originality is neat on the fringe, but there's a reason why the most original artists aren't recognized until they are dead.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 03:43:44 PM

it does if the original games were quality (VF5, MLB '07 The Show, Ridge Racer 7, Hot Shots Golf 5) or are an entry in a proven genre by a top-quality developer (Resistance).

really, though, who is asking for "original" games? i simply want good ones -- of which the wii has exceptionally few (twilight princess, also on gamecube).

VF5, MLB '07 The Show, Ridge Racer 7, Hot Shots Golf 5 - you're calling these games "original"??

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 03:32:04 PM

The only Wii Sports game that is actually any good is bowling. That's a pretty damned fine bowling game, too. The rest of the package is garbage that only a non-gamer or ninthing could love. Wii got the hype, but it's not a machine for gamers as of right now.

I'm sorry, but your generalizations suck labia.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:52:34 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 03:50:31 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 03:43:44 PM
it does if the original games were quality (VF5, MLB '07 The Show, Ridge Racer 7, Hot Shots Golf 5) or are an entry in a proven genre by a top-quality developer (Resistance).

really, though, who is asking for "original" games? i simply want good ones -- of which the wii has exceptionally few (twilight princess, also on gamecube).

VF5, MLB '07 The Show, Ridge Racer 7, Hot Shots Golf 5 - you're calling these games "original"??

LRN2READ -- "original" as in "the games these titles are derived from", i.e. "copied from the original".

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:52:55 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 03:50:31 PM

I'm sorry, but your generalizations suck labia.

You still haven't named any worthwhile Wii games. At least ones that are enjoyable by people other than grandmas.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:54:41 PM »

I like how Corny brings up the innovation and originality argument when all of the notable Wii games are regurgitated rehashes of old Nintendo franchises. The only notable must have Wii game in the future that is anything new is No More Heroes.

Hey Corny, gonna have fun with Mario Party 8?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:56:38 PM »

most of the wii sales are to the nintendo faithful, with a good assist from non-gamers who found the latest iteration of the snowglobe or the big mouth billy bass to be just enticing enough to solicit their credit card. once the gamecube ninthing set and the ninfamilies hit critical mass and the novelty of wagglepong wears off, we should see a nice healthy decline in sales. note: SHOULD. i think there's still folks who buy furbies and beanie babies, so i could be wrong.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 03:52:34 PM

LRN2READ -- "original" as in "the games these titles are derived from", i.e. "copied from the original".

I still don't see how these titles are "original". READING COMPREHENSION AM FAIL?

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 03:52:55 PM

You still haven't named any worthwhile Wii games. At least ones that are enjoyable by people other than grandmas.

I saw a group of HARD ROCKS playing the fuck out of Wii Boxing a week ago and these were NOT the type of people you would associate with liking games, more like the kind of people that carjack you in D&B's parking lot. They were LOVING IT. Not a granny in site.

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 03:54:41 PM

Hey Corny, gonna have fun with Mario Party 8?

Hells yah once I buy a Wii! MP + booze + shit-talking friends = a good night for all.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:57:32 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 03:56:38 PM

most of the wii sales are to the nintendo faithful, with a good assist from non-gamers who found the latest iteration of the snowglobe or the big mouth billy bass to be just enticing enough to solicit their credit card.

seriously, all this armchair analysing really makes you look like a sore loser.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:00:01 PM »

So the flagship game for Wii is a game that even its most staunchest supporters would admit is only half good?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:00:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 04:00:01 PM

So the flagship game for Wii is a game that even its most staunchest supporters would admit is only half good?

I don't know if this was directed towards me but I haven't admitted shit, dunston

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:01:29 PM »

Wii:

*slightly upgraded gamecube hardware
*overcharging for 8 bit games people have paid for in full at some point in their lifetime
*crappy online implementation
*devs cant stoop to Nintendos level to produce quality third party waggle titles
*devs are frustrated because the console wont allow them to play to their strengths, even IF the Wii has extreme sales potential
*offering the same initial line-up as the last two Nintendo consoles
*convinces idiotic fans that while they mocked DDR people for jumping like morons on a plastic pad, its suddenly ok to wave a plastic wand and make idiotic motions.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:01:56 PM »

ironically -- much as with the ds -- the cognitive dissonance ninthing set shows by their purchase and preference patterns that what they WANT are not waggle/touch games, but nostalgia hooks. the gaf "what are you playing on wii" thread was enlightening: all they REALLY care about are old school VC games and DS platformers from classic NES/SNES-era franchises, and if you look at what they're consistently playing/anticipating on the DS, it's always games like castlevania/nsmb/yoshi/advance wars/fire emblem/pokeyman/rpgs et al, all of which do not require a novelty interface in any way shape or form, and would definitely look/sound better on a PSP or 360. once they realize en masse that nintendo doesn't give a fuck about core gamers and thus they should buy a fuckin' PS3/360 (or even a PS2), we'll all be better off.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:04:21 PM »

hello? is this thing on??

it's like i'm invisible over here. i'm telling you actual instances that i've witnessed people enjoying Wii games, and yet people are responding with talking points and more "ninthing" bullshit.

i know nobody here cares about coming across as a nerd, but i swear, if i ever heard anyone say "ninthing" or "sfag" or "xfag" or ANY of that bullshit in real life, I would fucking pants them.

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:04:37 PM »

So basically then, Corny, you can't name one worthwhile game on Wii?

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:05:05 PM »

Bububut now that it's on a Nintendo system, I can play it.

Since Corny can't name one worthwhile game on Wii, I will.

Wario Ware: Smooth Moves. I don't care what anyone says, it is a GREAT party game.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:06:38 PM »

i knew a motorcycle leatherdaddy type who collected beanie babies. that anecdote makes collectin' beanie babies fuckin' SERIOUS SHIZ, amirite?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:08:36 PM »

wario ware isn't original, and it's also a mini-game collection -- which pretty much embodies the notion of novelty/fad gaming.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:08:48 PM »

Wii Sports. Elebits. Excite Truck. Ghost Squad. Mario Party 8 AKA "The Go Fuck Yourself Haters" edition. Red Steel. Super Paper Mario. Trauma Center.

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:09:18 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 04:05:05 PM

Bububut now that it's on a Nintendo system, I can play it.

Since Corny can't name one worthwhile game on Wii, I will.

Wario Ware: Smooth Moves. I don't care what anyone says, it is a GREAT party game.

Eh, I liked it but it was way too short. But even if it weren't, it's just a mini-game collection. They have no depth and once you clear them, party is pretty much over.

And most of the games Corny listed are totally mediocre. Aside from Trauma Center. And I haven't played Ghost Squad. Oh, wait, Ghost Squad doesn't ship until November.

Himu · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:10:31 PM »

But it is still better than the other games I've played on Wii. Terrible, huh?

I don't really mind that Wario Ware is a mini game collection, because they're actually FUN games. I have no problem with Wii being a fad/mini game console, as long as the games are GOOD.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:11:10 PM »

Fuck you arrogant assholes. I feel like Wobe.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:11:53 PM »

Excite Truck isn't BAD. It's actually pretty decent if you like arcade racers.

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 30, 2007, 04:11:53 PM

Excite Truck isn't BAD. It's actually pretty decent if you like arcade racers.

No, but there's not a lot of content.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:14:49 PM »

Im sorry corney but if your defense is 'go fuck yourself haters' there's a SERIOUS problem with the library.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:15:01 PM »

Excitetruck is just Burnout with shittier graphics and a GAF meme attached to the Excite* prefix. I'd rather have the precision control of an analog stick over the gimmicky wrist balance controls as implemented by Burnout Truckwaggle.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:15:43 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 04:11:10 PM

Fuck you arrogant assholes. I feel like Wobe.

nobody -- NOBODY! -- knows how wobe feels. :'(

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 30, 2007, 04:14:49 PM

Im sorry corney but if your defense is 'go fuck yourself haters' there's a SERIOUS problem with the library.

any of my retorts are falling on deaf ear anyways so who cares?

btw I'm not a fucking hot dog so "Corney" am gaey.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:17:05 PM »

bobobobobo THE WII IS POPULAR says the devout! WELL, WHERE WERE THEY WHEN THE PS2 WAS THE BEST-SELLING CONSOLE OF ALL TIME i ask

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #59 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:17:37 PM »

Corney:

You know I dont read replies, just knowing someone has replied is enough for me to continue trolling

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