How many grandfathers do you know in their 30s, stalky, and if you know some isn't that kind of a reflection of your environment?
Classic Corny. Dodge the whole comment because you really have nothing to say about it. It's ok, Corny.
But no, you can't call me anymore. We can only be distant friends.
Innovative!
I try, Corny.
you know, i don't really know why you're so fixated on that night, Stalky. Is it because I got to hear your mewling, Vince-Vaughan-hitting-puberty voice? The fact that a bunch of people in real life laughed at you? The fact that your mom & step-brother created you during the time your mom did Bukkake nite behind the Gas n' Sip on Wednesdays and a little jizz dripped from her face to her waiting vagina?
Corny, I just remember a little girl on the phone getting in two words before I hung up on her. Oh, I also heard a "grown man".

Gets me every time.
Where's that video again, Corny? Oh, that's right. You
lost it.
DAMN, when is Stalky going to get what he deserves?!
this coming from the leprechaun who just made a thread about Himuro? get a grip on something other than your deformed dick, for the love of all the people on the internet
Corny, all one has to do is look at your post history on OA to see how many people you've stalked in the past year. Really helps to take the zest out of this one.