Author Topic: You drink more vomit than me if you aren't playing Cute Knight (Read 2347 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** May 31, 2007, 10:45:25 PM »

http://www.wildgames.com/ECS/htdocs/allgames.aspx?dp=wildgames&mc=wildgames_email_iwin_20070531&clk=OrderItemLinkcuteknight

I have been playing this all afternoon.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2007, 10:49:54 PM »

So far you are 1 for 1 (Peggle~) with me, White Man. I have faith in you.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2007, 10:52:42 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2007, 10:49:54 PM

So far you are 1 for 1 (Peggle~) with me, White Man. I have faith in you.

Actually I was being silly, this is one of those borderline unplayable princess maker games. Don't hold it against me!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2007, 10:58:09 PM »

fuck, and i started the download. wtf! you're a jerk! you better get me into the mythos beta!

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2007, 10:58:59 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 31, 2007, 10:58:09 PM

fuck, and i started the download. wtf! you're a jerk! you better get me into the mythos beta!

You'd probably like it.

My chick is picking pockets. She got killed by a compost heap monster in the FIRST PERSON DUNGEON.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:01:01 PM »

the art is awful. jesus! this is nausea-inducing -- this is worse than shitting dicknipples!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:02:29 PM »

MY GOD THE K-MART ADS

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:04:51 PM »

My slut is pathetic .. she sat in town square for a full week flirting and no one even acknowleged her.

This is like Bard's Tale meets Bratz! ... it's like sharing a girl with your best friend. It feels great, but something about it makes me feel icky inside.

edit: Don't bother killing the compost heap .. he drops nothing.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:06:36 PM »

i canceled out during character creation, but every time i relaunch it, the k-mart ad drives me away. fine, fine. i'll give it a shot.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:07:31 PM »

My chick couldn't do any jobs well, so she ended up marrying a shopkeeper. GAME OVER. This game simulates the soul crushing reality of, well, reality.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:10:03 PM »

I wish there was a "strip while going to college" selection. It's the only way for a waif to get ahead in these dark ages.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:14:53 PM »

my trollop is only good at cleaning and a swarm of flies, undoubtedly attracted to her rancid roast beef flaps, beat her ass. she died of an infection, although she was stupidly optimistic until the end. this game, like life, is misogynistic.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:16:55 PM »

Oh Cruel World ...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:18:04 PM »

RAPE EYES!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:19:30 PM »

fuck, i stole a fucking dress and now GOD WON'T LET ME STAY IN THE CHURCH.

filthy daughters of eve and their sinful ways.

edit: oh, our patriarchal Heavenly Father lets women work off their menstrual sins by doing menial chores like washing windows. Train 'em young!

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:23:46 PM »

This is awesome.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:24:28 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2007, 11:16:55 PM

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Oh Cruel World ...

Is that a dude or a chick?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:24:32 PM »

shoulda been born with a penis!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:26:06 PM »

Sadly, "Hobag" also ended up as a maid. I suspect ALL games end this way. Wow, being a woman sucks!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:31:07 PM »

This game rocks. ALL HAIL THE NEW PEGGLE~

Actually, it reminds me of that old PC Shareware game called "Rockstar" created by some British bloke. Great game ...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:33:14 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:41:10 PM »

MOST DEPRESSING GAME EVER CONFIRMED. As I msg'd Patel, this game throws the ennui of the female existence into stark perspective!

WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT YOUR RETAIL CAREER, LADY! also: BAD AT MATH AND BUSINESS LOL

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:46:33 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:49:11 PM »

I take the previous post back. *THIS* is even MORE depressing:

:'(

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:55:49 PM »

Ok, this game is really starting to push some moral boundaries with me ...

I don't even think I HAVE that skill ...

(BTW: it was 45 sin points)

Yeti · « **Reply #25 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:38:19 AM »

Go down?!?!?! holy shit, awful. Is this game free?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:58:16 AM »

I got the "Fat Fanfic Girls rule" ending:

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 01, 2007, 01:30:44 AM »

Bitches owned:

The cut off part says I had my choice of husbands and that I lived happily ever after.

Also, I had a number of lesbian encounters that raised my sin, but I still came out queen lezzie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 01, 2007, 01:43:40 AM »

Also, this game is by far better than anything on the Wii.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** June 01, 2007, 01:50:18 AM »

Looks like I became a dancer! An infertile dancer!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** June 01, 2007, 01:54:59 AM »

Beggar! I sell my body on the street for money.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:00:47 AM »

Quick someone contact NOW.

This game pisses me off, I actually got my chick up to level 4 (Age 19), was just starting to clear out monsters on the third floor of the dungeon .. still ran out of dream meter. :le sigh

If you commit enough sin, you get locked OUT of the city. Then you can join some crappy pirates guild that sells crappy equip and has no jobs for you to perform.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:05:42 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 01, 2007, 02:00:47 AM

If you commit enough sin, you get locked OUT of the city. Then you can join some crappy pirates guild that sells crappy equip and has no jobs for you to perform.

Woah, I know the next path I'm taking!

I've been playing this thing for over 2 hours and I originally made this thread as a joke

Yeti · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:15:39 AM »

I started working fulltime in the stables thinking that if I built my taming skill up to maximum then I could just tame all the monsters in the dungeon away. I built it up almost all the way but I couldn't even tame the stupid compost heap.

While working in the stable I hit it off with the prince, and he said I looked like his sister. Then I got to decide if I wanted to be his sister or if I wanted to sex him up. I decided to sex him up because it would be hilarious to find out they were related. He told me to meet him at the church on the first day of the fifth month. Stupid me, I thought that taming animals at the church during the week that day fell upon would count, but of course it didn't and the prince never showed up again.

I ended up having a career in the stables, and thanks to the influences of the nuns and stuff I remained celibate my whole life. :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:22:50 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on June 01, 2007, 03:15:39 AM

I started working fulltime in the stables thinking that if I built my taming skill up to maximum then I could just tame all the monsters in the dungeon away. I built it up almost all the way but I couldn't even tame the stupid compost heap.

While working in the stable I hit it off with the prince, and he said I looked like his sister. Then I got to decide if I wanted to be his sister or if I wanted to sex him up. I decided to sex him up because it would be hilarious to find out they were related. He told me to meet him at the church on the first day of the fifth month. Stupid me, I thought that taming animals at the church during the week that day fell upon would count, but of course it didn't and the prince never showed up again.

I ended up having a career in the stables, and thanks to the influences of the nuns and stuff I remained celibate my whole life. :'(

Oh dude, working as a bar maid, this dyke came by all the time asking me if I wanted some sin meter-raising funfor 100 bucks. And I did it every time, and I just had my sins forgiven at Yule time. I was pulling in 150-175 a week panhandling in the prk, and I maxed out charm and almost mind.

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:32:28 AM »

I ended up a fuckin Maid

Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:01:50 AM »

I am installing this now. I am so hyped.

Lhadatt · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:25:46 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on June 01, 2007, 05:59:26 AM

You guys are fucking pathetic............ this game has wildtangent doesn't it?

Yep. Evilbore am spywared

The Sceneman · « **Reply #38 on:** June 02, 2007, 06:09:42 PM »

The end game job thing reminds me of Pirates!

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Author Topic: You drink more vomit than me if you aren't playing Cute Knight (Read 2347 times)