Hostel 2 was pretty shitty, but I did learn one thing. . .

[TVC15]

. . .if I was a college chick, I would probably go to a foreign country to get meat trained, for purposes of anonymity.  Nobody at home would ever know you were a trashy whore if you went to like Slovakia and got with a bunch of ex-commies and nazis.  Oh, and dogs eat dismembered penises.  I guess I learned 2 things.

[Scurvy Stan]

You're going to slovakia aren't you.

[G The Resurrected]

it wasnt bad, but what the fuck was the point in showing the guy from the first one? Honestly it was cool seeing that guys dick get ripped off and then thrown to the dogs. As well two guys from desperate housewives its funny

[G The Resurrected]

also maybe i should go to slovakia cause big guys get the poon over there. That scene with the girl getting off to the blood was awesome.

[TVC15]

it wasnt bad, but what the fuck was the point in showing the guy from the first one? Honestly it was cool seeing that guys dick get ripped off and then thrown to the dogs. As well two guys from desperate housewives its funny

I said the same thing about the dude from the first one to Drinky.  They give him like a lengthy 10ish minute intro with a pretty detailed recap of the first movie, and then they just kill him off immediately and this one has nothing to do with the previous movie.  Aside from having the exact same plot with different characters and a different ending.

Also, this movie was a lot more boring than the first one.  And aside from the cock cutting, it really wasn't that gory.  All the other violence was cut away or totally off camera.

[Tauntaun]

lol did chyna rip off dicks?  I know she does that, PD says she has man hands.  She should have been in this if she wasn't.

[CajoleJuice]

. . .if I was a college chick, I would probably go to a foreign country to get meat trained, for purposes of anonymity.  Nobody at home would ever know you were a trashy whore if you went to like Slovakia and got with a bunch of ex-commies and nazis.  Oh, and dogs eat dismembered penises.  I guess I learned 2 things.

cloud is one step ahead of you

[Tauntaun]

. . .if I was a college chick, I would probably go to a foreign country to get meat trained, for purposes of anonymity.  Nobody at home would ever know you were a trashy whore if you went to like Slovakia and got with a bunch of ex-commies and nazis.  Oh, and dogs eat dismembered penises.  I guess I learned 2 things.

cloud is one step ahead of you

 

[G The Resurrected]

There was not enough gore for me. i personally would love Eli Roth to make "Thanksgiving" but of course if hostel 2 does well he'll make part 3 probably. And i dont think that first guy died or did he? i thought it was just a dream. Yeah the movie was that forgettable.

[futami]

first guy didn't die in the film.

[TVC15]

first guy didn't die in the film.

He didn't?  He's the dude that gets decapitated, isn't he?

[Mupepe]

i was disappointed with the lack of gore.  i was hoping they'd make it even more over the top.  and they even slowed down on the sex scenes.  wtf?  those were what made the first one good.  it definitely wasn't the acting, plot or writing that made the first one worth watching.

[TVC15]

Yeah, it's definitely him, dead, with the cat licking blood from his stumped neck.  I believe you even see his decapitated room later in the gallery of heads.

[G The Resurrected]

Yeep your right i guess i missed that part. But that is him in the gallery. Also is that why the girl choped off the other girls head at the end?

[TVC15]

Yeep your right i guess i missed that part. But that is him in the gallery. Also is that why the girl choped off the other girls head at the end?

No, the chick that gets decapitated at the end, isn't that the one that set the chicks up in the first place?

[DeezNutzRBlue]

It was shitty?  What's with sequels lately?  I guess the best thing about Hostel was that you didn't know what the fuck was going on.

[G The Resurrected]

Yeep your right i guess i missed that part. But that is him in the gallery. Also is that why the girl choped off the other girls head at the end?

No, the chick that gets decapitated at the end, isn't that the one that set the chicks up in the first place?

Yes but i wonder if that one guy that oversees it all asked her to kill her. Or if she simply did it on her own.

[DeezNutzRBlue]

nevermind.

[TVC15]

It was shitty?  What's with sequels lately?  I guess the best thing about Hostel was that you didn't know what the fuck was going on.

It's just boring.  Like the first movie, there's a pretty lengthy lead in until people start getting carved up, but the lead in isn't nearly as interesting.  There's not much gore on camera when stuff does start happening.

I honestly have no idea why this movie was made.  I thought with Roth jumping right into a sequel, he must've had some good ideas.

[Saint Cornelius]

you guys really can't have seen the finished movie. how could they have done to weinerdog what i heard was done to her without someone being a LITTLE grossed out.

[G The Resurrected]

personally i think roth is a better director but a poor writer.

[DeezNutzRBlue]

It was shitty?  What's with sequels lately?  I guess the best thing about Hostel was that you didn't know what the fuck was going on.

It's just boring.  Like the first movie, there's a pretty lengthy lead in until people start getting carved up, but the lead in isn't nearly as interesting.  There's not much gore on camera when stuff does start happening.

I honestly have no idea why this movie was made.  I thought with Roth jumping right into a sequel, he must've had some good ideas.

I've given up on movies for the next 3 months. Fuck Hollywood and the manly hookers that go with it.

[Saint Cornelius]

personally i think roth is a better director but a poor writer.

he wrote and directed both movies.

[TVC15]

you guys really can't have seen the finished movie. how could they have done to weinerdog what i heard was done to her without someone being a LITTLE grossed out.

What did you hear?  The only other bloody bit is the chick getting carved up with the scythe, but that is hardly shocking.  Most of the damage isn't done on camera.  You only see the back getting scratched.

[G The Resurrected]

i see the final cut tomorrow at work so i'll let you know if there wasnt anything changed other than the place holder graphics

[Ecrofirt]

Movie was definitely different. They tried to flesh it out with a lot more story and a lot less gore.

That first girl's death was fucking awesome though.

[Ecrofirt]

Goddamn, I just deleted the movie and now I thought of something awesome.

Anyone still have it? If you do, I'd really appreciate a PM of the whole scene where the first girl dies.

[TVC15]

Goddamn, I just deleted the movie and now I thought of something awesome.

Anyone still have it? If you do, I'd really appreciate a PM of the whole scene where the first girl dies.

I'd do it, but I have to transcode it from xvid before I could edit, and by the time the whole movie has transcoded, it will pretty much be bed time.

[Ecrofirt]

Actually, I was able to recover it with Recuva.

Best part of the movie:
NSFWhttp://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6455/testfr9.gif

Although I did notice there was a pretty clear line on her neck where the cut was supposed to happen. I hope they fix that for the actual release of the movie.

[TVC15]

Actually, I was able to recover it with Recuva.

Best part of the movie:
NSFWhttp://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6455/testfr9.gif

Although I did notice there was a pretty clear line on her neck where the cut was supposed to happen. I hope they fix that for the actual release of the movie.

I dunno.  You may be right--that scene was great (but what really made it was the chick below)--but it pissed me off that it was so safe.  You only ever saw the chick cutting her back, and her throat.  They could've made that more gruesome very easily, and I found it disappointing that they didn't.

[Ecrofirt]

Actually, I was able to recover it with Recuva.

Best part of the movie:
NSFWhttp://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6455/testfr9.gif

Although I did notice there was a pretty clear line on her neck where the cut was supposed to happen. I hope they fix that for the actual release of the movie.

I dunno.  You may be right--that scene was great (but what really made it was the chick below)--but it pissed me off that it was so safe.  You only ever saw the chick cutting her back, and her throat.  They could've made that more gruesome very easily, and I found it disappointing that they didn't.

The gore was tame all the way through the movie.

I'M ON UR NECK STUMP, LICKIN UR BOODS

What was great about the gif above was how she was like twitching . Reminded me a lot of a pig in those PETA videos just sorta twitching after it's had its throat cut.

[Ecrofirt]

[G The Resurrected]

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i didnt even see that.

[cloudwalking]

. . .if I was a college chick, I would probably go to a foreign country to get meat trained, for purposes of anonymity.  Nobody at home would ever know you were a trashy whore if you went to like Slovakia and got with a bunch of ex-commies and nazis.  Oh, and dogs eat dismembered penises.  I guess I learned 2 things.

cloud is one step ahead of you