Man last night was awesome, I was on an extended F.O.E. hunt on dungeon level B2, you know, just cleaning up the 'hood as it were. Anyway this F.O.E. comes from around the corner and my party is like wtf omg.
OMG!!! WTF BBQ!!!!!!!!1So immediately im like ok lets take this guy down so my Landsknecht Franc is like OK LETS GO and does his Warcry shit cause he wants to get fucking PUMPED to take this motherfuckin Horned-Pig thing down. My Defender Jolien was like oh shiat I better let Franc get PUMPED so she uses Provoke to piss that big Horned-Pig thing off.
My Alchemist Jane in the back-row knows whats up and whips out her super duper poison potion! Medical Man Dean defends and my Troubador Seele knows that Horned-Pig bastard is gonna hit fuck hard and begins to perform the song of D-FENCE!
OH SHIT Horned-Pig lashes out at Franc. OMG Franc is down already. Song of Defense is not enough! Has the party got in over their heads?!?!?
In a panic Jolien rushes to defend the rear line as Jane tosses her poison potion at the hooves of the Horned-Pig beast. OMG HE AM PZNED! OWNED! Oh shit the pig ignored the rear line and fuckin nailed Jolien in the FACE. Her stats as a Defender keep her upright as Dean casts Cure II to bring her up to full power.
Change of strategy. Seele sings the song of Quickness while Jean prepares a level 4 potion of VOLT. Realizing the Horned-Pig is ignoring the back line Jolien uses her parry skill to negate the Horned-Pig beasts attacks while the Alchemist unleashes potion after potion of Volt. Meanwhile Dean hides and Seele plucks away for extra damage with her ebony bow.
THE BEAST FALLS, but alas poor Franc missed out on the MEGA experience. Maybe nex time Franc -- maybe next time ...