What do you do for a living?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I'm a student if that counts but what about you?

[T234]

Formerly: worked in a computer lab.

Now: Lookin fer a jerb.

[MrAngryFace]

Superhero

[APF]

Web developer/consultant

[Tauntaun]

Superhero

   Can I be your sidekick?

[Mr. Gundam]

School Psychologist

[MrAngryFace]

NO!

[Tauntaun]

NO!

 

Occupation: MAF's Archenemy who's really a good guy cause maf's a dildo 

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[demi]

I can't tell you, actually.

[Cheebs]

wtf is this:

[bluemax]

College Student/IT Tech for the moment.

I also intern once a week at THQ in Culver City.

[Powerslave]

suck dick

[Yeti]

Superhero

How did you make this profitable? I tried it for a while, but everyone just expected me to perform the superheroic deeds out of the goodness of my hearts. I never even got any tips!

[T234]

Hooray for bluemax finally getting an internship! Well done fellow member of the only two conferences that matter (SEC, Pac-10)

[Junpei the Tracer!]

wtf is this:
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Some cute girl I found on 4chan.

[bluemax]

Its unpaid sadly, and I'm not actually coding games. I'm writing MEL scripts for animators to use.

I'm still more a member of the industry than any QA tester.

[G The Resurrected]

Currently i'm a vault operator at a chain of movie theaters. My job duties consist of cleaning film reels and making sure they are secure for the movie company since they arent our property. i also screen the movies to make sure they run properly and that the timings are right.

My new job within the company will hopefully give me a car. Cause i'll be regional vault manager. Which i've basically been trying to do while my boss got a promotion. i'm just waiting for everything to be worked out. The raise will be nice for sure.

[whiteACID]

Speechwriter

[Van Cruncheon]

professional asshole

[Saint Cornelius]

fluffer on lesbian pr0n shoots

[Van Cruncheon]

saint, hire me

[DeezNutzRBlue]

I fix WAN/LAN and server/client problems.

A "Field Engineer"

[Saint Cornelius]

saint, hire me

the field is really competitive.

[DeezNutzRBlue]

saint, hire me

the field is really competitive.

[Mupepe]

I do security/threat assessments for facilities and personnel.

[TVC15]

Currently i'm a vault operator at a chain of movie theaters. My job duties consist of cleaning film reels and making sure they are secure for the movie company since they arent our property. i also screen the movies to make sure they run properly and that the timings are right.

My new job within the company will hopefully give me a car. Cause i'll be regional vault manager. Which i've basically been trying to do while my boss got a promotion. i'm just waiting for everything to be worked out. The raise will be nice for sure.

If youjust got a promotion to a position that can potentially give you a car, how the fuck are you losing your insurance.  SMELLS LIKE BULLSHIT!

[MrAngryFace]

Yeti: I moonlight as a Supervillain

[Mupepe]

G, I thought you had your old Lexus or whatever?

[T234]

Its unpaid sadly, and I'm not actually coding games. I'm writing MEL scripts for animators to use.

I'm still more a member of the industry than any QA tester.

Can you say what game this is for?
Will Bluemax ever answer my friend request on live?
Will boogie ever boogie?
Will gaf ever go back up again?
Stay tuned for more days of our internet!

Seriously, How is pxleyes doin over the billy donovan news?
EDIT: I might be getting a job for the summer that pays 15 dollars an hour.

[T234]

It would be painting security fences.

[bluemax]

Its unpaid sadly, and I'm not actually coding games. I'm writing MEL scripts for animators to use.

I'm still more a member of the industry than any QA tester.

Can you say what game this is for?
Will Bluemax ever answer my friend request on live?
Will boogie ever boogie?
Will gaf ever go back up again?
Stay tuned for more days of our internet!

Seriously, How is pxleyes doin over the billy donovan news?
EDIT: I might be getting a job for the summer that pays 15 dollars an hour.

1. I probably could legally since they didn't give me the NDA yet but I won't. It is being made by Heavy Iron Studios and a lot of people on GAF owned the previous game. AFAIK the game hasn't been announced formally yet though, I should look into that.


2. I've been busy and haven't logged into Live in a few days but I had accepted all the friend requests I had last time I did.

3. He probably already has.

4. It is up.

5. He's damage controlling, but not too bad. Apparently UF already has a new coach picked out so he's not suiciding.

[hyp]

porn director.

[Cyanista]

I'm an out of work gold digger.

[Mupepe]

I'm an out of work gold digger.

that's hawt

[bluemax]

Ok I double checked, the game has not been officially announced yet so I should probably say no more about it.

[Tauntaun]

I'm a game designer.

can I get free stuff for nipple tweaks? 

[Madrun Badrun]

Part time job of installing movie systems into hotels; fucking awesome job. 

[G The Resurrected]

G, I thought you had your old Lexus or whatever?

the family and i share the car and its in bad shape. the car that i'd have for work is just for work since i'd have to travel between several different locations and sometimes out of the city. i cant be expected to pay for the gas for all that travel. in order to get the car for work i have to attend a company sponsored driving instruction and test.

They have offered me a insurance plan, but they dont cover certain surgeries. The one that my current insurance is willing to cover and pay for is not covered by my works insurance. And i cant afford to pay out the ass for insurance. So i use my mom's federal employee insurance. There is a slight chance i will be able to extend my coverage, but its all coming down to the wire. insurance companies are a major pain in the ass.

[Scurvy Stan]

I punch bitches in the tits.

[Saint Cornelius]

Part time job of installing movie systems into hotels; fucking awesome job. 

Yo why can't you fuckers just leave the A/V jacks accessible on the hotel TVs so I can watch pr0n from my iPod instead of forcing me to pay $11.95 for heavily edited bullshit?

I punch bitches in the tits.

What's the turnover rate like?

[Madrun Badrun]

Part time job of installing movie systems into hotels; fucking awesome job. 

Yo why can't you fuckers just leave the A/V jacks accessible on the hotel TVs so I can watch pr0n from my iPod instead of forcing me to pay $11.95 for heavily edited bullshit?

Thats the hotel not us, and every hotel we've done so far leave the jacks open so people can bring games and dvd players. 

Then again it's Canada so we're probably not as manipulative and greedy as the hotels down there 

[G The Resurrected]

my grandfather thought he would take his portable dvd player with him and hook it up to his hotel tv. They had a lockbox on the inputs you had to pay to have it unlocked. He was pissed off. i told him to buy some magnifying glasses and just watch the small screen thats already there. He just got back yesterday from being gone for more than a week at the coast. Hope he got some poon

[Van Cruncheon]

jesus, g, i thought we told you NEVER TO SPEAK OF SEX AGAIN

[G The Resurrected]

jesus, g, i thought we told you NEVER TO SPEAK OF SEX AGAIN

hey wouldnt you want your gpa to get some poon if you knew he wasnt gettin any from your stale ass gma?

[Van Cruncheon]

good god no. after people crest 40, they need to stop fucking. period.

[G The Resurrected]

good god no. after people crest 40, they need to stop fucking. period.

Your getting close to that age very quickly. i bet your wife would not agree. She's gonna have to come to porky (me) for some porkin good times be-dee be-dee thats all folks 

[Flannel Boy]

 

[Saint Cornelius]

good god no. after people crest 40, they need to stop fucking. period.

that's bullshit. women aren't even supposed to reach their sexual PEAK until their 40s.

[Flannel Boy]

good god no. after people crest 40, they need to stop fucking. period.

that's bullshit. women aren't even supposed to reach their sexual PEAK until their 40s.

What's the point of reaching your sexual peak at an age when no man wants to fuck you any more.

[Saint Cornelius]

Malek... nicca, please.

[Madrun Badrun]

good god no. after people crest 40, they need to stop fucking. period.

that's bullshit. women aren't even supposed to reach their sexual PEAK until their 40s.

What's the point of reaching your sexual peak at an age when no man wants to fuck you any more.

Thats why they reach their peak;  when no one wants you, you have to start dishing out the kinky stuff to get some. 

[Saint Cornelius]

So, you guys would turn down Monica Bellucci then?

[Van Cruncheon]

there are always exceptions that clearly and unequivocally prove the rule.

[Madrun Badrun]

So, you guys would turn down Monica Bellucci then?

Celebrities are not regular people.  You can't count them. 
The average 40 yearold woman is 40 pounds over weight and has children. 

[Saint Cornelius]

Fuck the rules keep changing up in here

[MrAngryFace]

What happened to this thread?

[Van Cruncheon]

What happened to this thread?

you seen the grapefruit thread? tvc's refrigerator accident has turned into a discussion on the relative merits of consuming shit versus orally expelled semen!

[Oblivion]

I tighten up graphics in certain levels.

[Scurvy Stan]

There's some pretty fucking hot 40+ gals out there.

[demi]

I help people like bluemax and Oblivion get their jobs.