wtf, warcock? i may be packing a few extra unwanted pounds, for sure, but unattractive? i've always been fairly game with the ladies. besides, you ain't much of a looker either, terror monkey -- and when you hit 30 and your beergut takes charge, me and you'll be morphological brethren. well, 'cept that i'm a prime cut of swedish beef and you're a desert rat!