Author Topic: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May" (Read 3472 times)

Melissa · « **on:** June 01, 2007, 09:15:20 PM »

It's June!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:15:53 PM »

ew, somebody queefed in here

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:18:50 PM »

huahua

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:19:14 PM »

Phoenix Dark has been absent lately, hasn't he? Maybe he's finally gone.

warcock · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:21:10 PM »

To veer off the path one has only to ride roxy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:25:51 PM »

Quote

Melissa is Official Evilbore.com "Needs a Life and Should Get Off My Back"

Melissa · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:33:32 PM »

At least it's updated!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:40:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 09:19:14 PM

Phoenix Dark has been absent lately, hasn't he? Maybe he's finally gone.

I assumed he was at bible camp.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:41:50 PM »

he's hiding out from harry potter 7 spoilers. tvc, we gotta spoil it for him.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:41:56 PM »

He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 01, 2007, 09:41:56 PM

He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months.

Did he offer a reason? Please say he is trying to build up the courage to commit suicide.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:42:59 PM »

OPERATION PD: THE BOY WHO DIED must commence!

seriously, he's off the net for two months to dodge harry potter spoilers. apparently he's still on wow, though. you want him to COMMIT DAT SHIZZAT, find out the plot of jk rowling's latest roald dahl fanfic!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:44:11 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 09:42:44 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 01, 2007, 09:41:56 PM
He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months.

Did he offer a reason? Please say he is trying to build up the courage to commit suicide.

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 09:41:50 PM

he's hiding out from harry potter 7 spoilers. tvc, we gotta spoil it for him.

Thats the reason...no really.

I also think he got a little tired of everyone the last little bit; he wasn't posting like himself.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:44:59 PM »

he was stupidly trying to martyr himself on bk boy's behalf, so there's no shock that he felt punked.

warcock · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:46:19 PM »

You guys fail at deduction and induction. This is obvious, PD...SEX....PD...SEX...HE DISCOVERED SEX.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:46:56 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 09:44:59 PM

he was stupidly trying to martyr himself on bk boy's behalf, so there's no shock that he felt punked.

You talking about the Mupepe.com stuff? You read mupepe's?

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2007, 09:46:59 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 01, 2007, 09:44:11 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 09:42:44 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on June 01, 2007, 09:41:56 PM
He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months.

Did he offer a reason? Please say he is trying to build up the courage to commit suicide.
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 09:41:50 PM
he's hiding out from harry potter 7 spoilers. tvc, we gotta spoil it for him.
Thats the reason...no really.

I also think he got a little tired of everyone the last little bit; he wasn't posting like himself.

He got a little tired of everyone? We've been fucking tired of him for months! Good riddance.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:05:42 PM »

Shit I might buy and play WoW just to ruin Harry Potter for him.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:08:36 PM »

I can't believe he's only playing WoW to get away from HP spoilers. Dude, when book 6's spoiler came out people on mmorpgs were spoiling that shit like crazy. You guys may not have to join WoW at all. I can't wait for the aftermath when he gets spoiled on WoW.

As a HP fan myself, I am prepared to be spoiled! MAN UP.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:09:42 PM »

He's going to come back to EB in tears.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:10:01 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:12:09 PM »

I wonder if this email is real and used: phoenixdark@comcast.net

We can send him emails with spoilers in the subject.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:13:03 PM »

Meh. I suggest we just leave him be. He will blame his own pig headedness for trusting the denizens of WoW. It'll be more fun that way.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:13:24 PM »

Lemme see what email he signed up with at GAF

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:14:35 PM »

Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Cheebs · « **Reply #25 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM »

PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

He said he wont go on the internet PERIOD apparently.

btw this is his private email:

@emich.edu

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:32:28 PM »

cheebs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:34:21 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 10:14:35 PM

Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Whats this about?

Cheebs · « **Reply #28 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:35:14 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 10:32:28 PM

cheebs

I posted it before sweetie.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4301.0

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM

PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:38:33 PM »

Yea, what the fuck else does he have to do anyway?

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:39:02 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 01, 2007, 10:34:21 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 10:14:35 PM
Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Whats this about?

My mistake, he's not banned. There's an account with the same name, without a space, that is permabanned.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:39:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 10:39:02 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 01, 2007, 10:34:21 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 10:14:35 PM
Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Whats this about?

My mistake, he's not banned. There's an account with the same name, without a space, that is permabanned.

That was his old account name. He reregged so he could have his new name with a space.

Cheebs · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:42:45 PM »

I still see PD on wow

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

He deserves to have it spoiled with that shit.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:47:26 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

Are you serious? No one I know does that shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:49:06 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

Trust me thats just something he says to make you go faster.

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:54:46 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

The chapters in those books are like 4 pages long. What a dumbass he is.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:55:05 PM »

PD's slow... who knew?

Cheebs · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:26:56 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:47:26 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM
Quote from: Himuro on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

Are you serious? No one I know does that shit.

I mocked him about it when I asked him why he was leaving so long and he said something like "I like to go to bed dreaming of what adventures happen in the next chapter".

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:29:22 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:35:00 PM »

oh god nooo

Cheebs · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:36:22 PM »

The sad part is it is true. $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:37:58 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:45:34 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #46 on:** June 02, 2007, 05:52:55 PM »

Cheebs, this is your chance to conclusively proove you're not PD. You have his snail mail address. We'll need to send him mail with the spoilers when they leak.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 02, 2007, 05:59:19 PM »

PD posted on GAF a few times today. I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.

bud · « **Reply #48 on:** June 02, 2007, 06:00:48 PM »

i bet he's one of the hidden members

Cheebs · « **Reply #49 on:** June 02, 2007, 07:27:37 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2007, 05:59:19 PM

PD posted on GAF a few times today. I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.

He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** June 02, 2007, 07:28:36 PM »

GAF was covered in spoilers for the last book, too, though.

He's fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** June 02, 2007, 07:41:18 PM »

Is PD a ten year old white girl? It would explain a lot.

Melissa · « **Reply #52 on:** June 02, 2007, 08:16:18 PM »

Who wrote this new news anyway?

Melissa is Official Evilbore.com "Needs a Life and Should Get Off My Back"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** June 02, 2007, 08:19:28 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 07:27:37 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2007, 05:59:19 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today. I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

Don't you supposedly have his name, though? Can't you look up his address, or maybe his parent's address? Didn't you threaten to call his mom and stalk him when you revealed that you both went to EMU?

I'm still thinking that you and PD are the same person, Cheebs. Do this for us and it will prove otherwise.

Cheebs · « **Reply #54 on:** June 02, 2007, 09:25:55 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2007, 08:19:28 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 07:27:37 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2007, 05:59:19 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today. I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

Don't you supposedly have his name, though? Can't you look up his address, or maybe his parent's address? Didn't you threaten to call his mom and stalk him when you revealed that you both went to EMU?

I'm still thinking that you and PD are the same person, Cheebs. Do this for us and it will prove otherwise.

I have his parents house address and phone number. But I won't use it. Because he found my parents address (and map quested it he is like 10 min away or something lol) and number via his stalkings to use as blackmail against me if I attempted anything and if I did anything he'd fire right back. It's like the cold war or something.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #55 on:** June 02, 2007, 09:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 09:25:55 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 02, 2007, 08:19:28 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 07:27:37 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 02, 2007, 05:59:19 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today. I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

Don't you supposedly have his name, though? Can't you look up his address, or maybe his parent's address? Didn't you threaten to call his mom and stalk him when you revealed that you both went to EMU?

I'm still thinking that you and PD are the same person, Cheebs. Do this for us and it will prove otherwise.
I have his parents house address and phone number. But I won't use it. Because he found my parents address (and map quested it he is like 10 min away or something lol) and number via his stalkings to use as blackmail against me if I attempted anything and if I did anything he'd fire right back. It's like the cold war or something.

Whatever you say, Michelle.

Cheebs · « **Reply #56 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:03:37 PM »

then I must have created quite a massive backstory and plan long in advance of evilbore since both PD and I on google have histories on various other message boards going back years prior to gaf.

If I had that kind of willpower and internet obsession I'd commit suicide.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #57 on:** June 02, 2007, 11:25:48 PM »

and for all we know pd is dead.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:25:15 PM »

I just saw him on AIM.

I sent him an IM..."HARRY DIES"

He signed off without replying.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:28:07 PM »

Quote from: bud on June 02, 2007, 06:00:48 PM

i bet he's one of the hidden members

I bet thats true. I think we should just start leaving spoilers in random threads.