I love Cheese

[etiolate]

Oh smoked Gouda...

Look at you, you dirty little whore.  I notice the way you hang out in the grocery store, all wrapped tight and individually priced by pound.  That way I have to pick you up, just to see how much a night with you would cost.  You tasty tasty cheese. You say.. slice me up, eat me plain, pair me with crackers, eat me with the wax skin. You know I have.  Why must you tempt me so?



Oh hey baby.  What's your name? Brie? That's a nice name.  I know a lot of bries.  Creamy brie, pesto brie, french brie, sun dried tomato brie... oh I've known a brie or two indeed.  You're soft to the touch and you know it.  You hang out separate from the other cheeses.  You say, "I'm a top dolla ho and if you pair me with wine, you gettin laid baby." And I say, come to me brie, it can be just you and me and some Ritz up in this bitch.  Oh is Ritz not good enough for you? I got some english water crackers, if that floats your diary boat. Never forget.. you only taste good when you're on my tongue.  Oh yeah.

[G The Resurrected]

i love pepper jack cheese, as well garlic habanero jack. Then red pepper and garlic dry jack, which is dry like parmessean. Then i like dry garlic cheddar. Regular cheese is ok but those are my favorites and the last two are most expensive. Some cheese i just cant stand though. i havent had cheese in a few months cause of my diet. SO BOO

[etiolate]

Pepper jack is good.



Mizithra or.. goat cheese of the gods.  I first met you in Old SPaghetti Factory.  You were the only decent pasta they had.  Bless you mizithra, you'll always be a pal to me.

[CrystalGemini]

I pretty much love all cheeses.     Except American - it's kind of meh.

[etiolate]

Whats that top cheese CG?

[G The Resurrected]

American processed cheese is not cheese, never refer to it as cheese. it is a milk solid by product with other solids mashed together to make so called "cheese" i hated when my mom would feed me that kind of cheese as a kid. As well i hate fake nacho cheese. Nacho cheese should have a bite like cheddar has to it.

[CrystalGemini]

Whats that top cheese CG?

That, my friend, is BLUE CHEESE.   

[G The Resurrected]

spicey buffalo blue cheese chicken sandwhich yummy and on that note i dream of cheese and buffalo's  :'( your making me hungry and i'm still on a all liquid diet guys.

[Scurvy Stan]

I also love cheese.

[Van Cruncheon]

i like my cheese like i like my pussy: tangy, stinky, discolored, and served up by himuro's mom.

[warcock]

Stinky vagina makes for extra raunchy oral sex. Its like war of the worlds and all the bacteria from your mouth is clashing with the pussy's natural and infectious fauna... its terribly exciting. However, i am not exactly sure how this relates to cheese? Perhaps in baterial concentration?

[G The Resurrected]

mold mold mold moldy moldy mold bacteria and mold,

[Trent Dole]

I love me some aged Vermont Extra Sharp Cheddar. Oh fucking yes I do.