Author Topic: The new Phoenix Dark comic (Read 1071 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** June 02, 2007, 09:50:28 PM »

:kylielaff

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2007, 09:52:06 PM »

*loads chamber*

*puts gun to head*

*pulls trigger*

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2007, 09:52:35 PM »

The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that.

GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2007, 09:53:33 PM »

this comic disproves the existence of god

ITS PARADOX TIME

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2007, 09:54:56 PM »

7 DAYS WITHOUT GOD
MAKES ONE WEAK

Oblivion · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:02:37 PM »

Knee mail?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:03:20 PM »

IT'S HARD TO
STUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE ON
YOUR KNEES

Error Macro · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:04:56 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 09:52:35 PM

The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that.

GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL

There has to be a single book of wordplays for church signs, as there are way too many with the same nauseatingly witty phrases.

“Seven days without God makes one weak”

There were at least four churches around here with that on their sign at the same time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:06:32 PM »

THERE'S NO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL IN HELL

Oblivion · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:13:18 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:03:20 PM

IT'S HARD TO
STUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE ON
YOUR KNEES

Ohhhhhhhhh.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on June 02, 2007, 10:04:56 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 09:52:35 PM
The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that.

GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL

There has to be a single book of wordplays for church signs, as there are way too many with the same nauseatingly witty phrases.

“Seven days without God makes one weak”
There were at least four churches around here with that on their sign at the same time.

No book, but I hear they have their own phone grid set up for secret communications.

Ever been in a priets office and ask what the red phone is for? only to have him reply "Bend over boy" to change the subject? Well now we know why.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:16:40 PM »

I like Herb and Jamal but when the fuck did it get all OMG CHRISTIAN preachy?

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:06:32 PM

THERE'S NO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL IN HELL

This one is my favorite.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:24:00 PM »

I left my favorite for last:

1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

warcock · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:27:46 PM »

VAGINA.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:30:26 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:24:00 PM

I left my favorite for last:

1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2007, 10:59:47 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:24:00 PM

I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

Holy fuck.

do churches actually have this in them?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:54:12 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 02, 2007, 10:59:47 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:24:00 PM
I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

Holy fuck.

do churches actually have this in them?

Every single of one of these has been on a sign in front of the Methodist church in my town.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:58:03 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 03, 2007, 01:54:12 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on June 02, 2007, 10:59:47 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:24:00 PM
I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

Holy fuck.

do churches actually have this in them?

Every single of one of these has been on a sign in front of the Methodist church in my town.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:02:24 AM »

maybe I'm just lucky I've never met a methodist like that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:03:14 AM »

I don't personally know anyone that goes to it, actually. My friends and I all just laugh at the signs. They are PRICELESS.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:11:20 AM »

Oddly enough, in my bumfuck small town in PA< there was also a Methodist church that had the same signs. Despite spending time in private and public schools, I never met a person that went to it. Where do these bumper sticker platitude-loving fucks go to school? Or are they PD-type re-res that don't go to school?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:25:51 AM »

can you imagine getting into a passionate debate about evolution with a guy like pd and he says 1 + 3 nails equals 4given and you're like wtf and he starts jacking off?

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:07:44 PM »

Yeah! Take that bitter godless mother fuckers!

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Author Topic: The new Phoenix Dark comic (Read 1071 times)