Author Topic: TURN IT TO THE FOOD NETWORK RIGHT NOW (Read 1196 times)

Himu · « **on:** June 02, 2007, 11:23:36 PM »

This bitch is FINE. Who the hell is she?!

The show is called South Beach or something.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:40:53 AM »

Her name is Giada DeLaurentiis. When she was cooking she had her shirt all open and her tits were all out and I was GAWD DAMN. Shame you fegs MISSED IT.

Here are pics.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:43:25 AM »

She looks like a girl I know - only 40 years older and though 40 more plastic surgeries.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:54:21 AM »

that horrible smile

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:56:20 AM »

Quote from: Viz on June 03, 2007, 12:54:21 AM

that horrible smile

I think its a pretty smile.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2007, 12:59:36 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on June 03, 2007, 12:56:20 AM

Quote from: Viz on June 03, 2007, 12:54:21 AM
that horrible smile

I think its a pretty smile.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:20:19 AM »

Quote from: Viz on June 03, 2007, 12:59:36 AM

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on June 03, 2007, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: Viz on June 03, 2007, 12:54:21 AM
that horrible smile

I think its a pretty smile.

(Image removed from quote.)

Come on now Viz thats the definition of pretty right there.

I'm pritty sure that pics just taken out of context; she was just preparing to be shot in the tummy with a cannon.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:23:44 AM »

You can tell that's not even a smile... she's pretending to be angry obviously.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:25:39 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 03, 2007, 01:23:44 AM

You can tell that's not even a smile... she's pretending to be angry obviously.

No shes preparing to be shot in the tummy with a cannon, while saying "Bitch! lets do this thang" though her teeth.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:26:22 AM »

lmao Ed's been looking at this topic for the longest. Obviously he's fapping.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 03, 2007, 01:26:22 AM

lmao Ed's been looking at this topic for the longest. Obviously he's fapping.

every time I see someone in a thread for too long I just assume their jerking it.

Stocky · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:41:00 AM »

God awful nose.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:42:54 AM »

Giada. The object of my fantasies. A cute italian woman that cooks rustic Italian meals...omg...oh...my god...

But I hate how she has to pronounce Italian foods and dishes with an accent and those are forced smiles if I ever saw one.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:10:14 AM »

[youtube=425,350]o7wfaOPHOZI[/youtube]
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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:11:06 AM »

English muffins

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:11:22 AM »

My friend's mom looks like her.

But my friend's mom is hotter.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2007, 01:31:00 PM »

Just like games, Himuro is late to the party when it comes to TV personalities...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:08:33 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 03, 2007, 01:31:00 PM

Just like games, Himuro is late to the party and has bad taste when it comes to TV personalities...

fixed.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:24:32 PM »

In some pics she looks ok but in others she looks weird as hell.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2007, 02:31:25 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 03, 2007, 01:31:00 PM

Just like games, Himuro is late to the party when it comes to TV personalities...

I don't watch tv that much

$till LegendaryU2K · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2007, 04:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 02, 2007, 11:23:36 PM

This bitch is FINE. Who the hell is she?!

The show is called South Beach or something.

I would suggest you stop referring to women as that name, serious man just stop. This goes for everyone, have respect for women or dont bother talking.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2007, 04:36:59 PM »

u2k, do you like POUNDING FILTHY CUNTS

$till LegendaryU2K · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2007, 04:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 03, 2007, 04:36:59 PM

u2k, do you like POUNDING FILTHY CUNTS

Hey, well i said my peace. Its up to you folks to heed to it.

Just know that, women should be respected at all times.

Cheers.

Btw:

Your avatar is cool

PhoenixWright · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:45:27 PM »

Saw this last night:

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New Rule: The women of the Food Network have to stop faking orgasms when they taste their food. Half of that programming consists of cute, spunky women putting things in their mouth and giving us their "O" face. Which is why I can recite 23 different pasta recipes from memory, and I don't even cook. Rachael Ray makes a 30-minute meal, and I'm finished in 15.

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20070427.html

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:05:51 PM »

i'd eat that bitch's dirty snatch

Robo · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:14:34 PM »

I've caught this cunt's show a few times. She looks like Natalie Portman and the way her show is directed/edited is captivating. Whenever she adds an ingredient or does something to whatever it is she's making, they cut to an extreme closeup of her hands and what she's doing; mixing, snapping celery, tossing salad, handjobs, and so on.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:22:21 PM »

haha, bill maher rocks:

Quote from: bill maher brings the lulz

And, finally, New Rule: Guns don't kill people; crazy people kill people. Last week, in response to the Virginia Tech shootings, President Bush said, "When people see somebody who is exhibiting abnormal behavior, you do something about it." Thanks for the heads-up, McGruff.

But, if that's the case, then I want to warn the country about a man I saw last night on TV. He's six feet tall, Caucasian and he goes by the title "President of the United States." [photo of Bush making face shown]

I'm not kidding. George Bush is the crazy person we need to keep an eye on. He needs to stop taking money from the pharmaceutical lobby and start accepting samples. Only a delusional person could watch Alberto Gonzales before Congress last week do everything but say, "No hablo Ingles"- and rip up a picture of the Pope, and conclude that it "increased his confidence in the man." That's called disassociation from reality.

There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results." And then it says, "See: 'The Surge.'" Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.

He thinks the terrorists hate us for our freedom, and believes they're going to follow us home. That's why he keeps obsessively clearing brush, so Osama can't use it for cover.

Other symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia are: Do you see things that aren't there? Such as a link between 9/11 and Iraq? Do you - do you feel things that you shouldn't be feeling, like a sense of accomplishment? Do you have trouble organizing words into a coherent sentence? Do you hear voices that aren't really there? Like, oh, I don't know, your imaginary friend, Jesus? Telling you to start a war in the Middle East.

Well, guess what? There are a large number of people out there also suffering from the same delusions, because there are Republicans, there are conservatives, and then there are the Bushies. This is the 29 percent of Americans who still think he's doing "a heck of a job, Whitey." And I don't believe that it's coincidence that almost the same number of Americans - 25 percent - told a recent pollster that they believe that this year - this year, 2007 - would bring the Second Coming of Christ!

I have a hunch these are the same people. Because, if you think that you're going to meet Jesus before they cancel "Ugly Betty," then you're used to doing things by faith. And if you have so much blind faith that you think this war is winnable, you're nuts and you shouldn't be allowed near a voting booth.

Quote from: more lulz

New Rule: Iran and Tom Cruise must swap hostages. Those 15 British sailors for Katie Holmes and her space baby. It's a Shiite-Scientologist match made in heaven. The Iranians get something they've always wanted, the chick from "Dawson's Creek," and Tom gets something he's always wanted: 15 British sailors.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2007, 01:26:14 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:12:51 PM »

Quote from: PhoenixWright on June 04, 2007, 12:45:27 PM

Saw this last night:

Quote
New Rule: The women of the Food Network have to stop faking orgasms when they taste their food. Half of that programming consists of cute, spunky women putting things in their mouth and giving us their "O" face. Which is why I can recite 23 different pasta recipes from memory, and I don't even cook. Rachael Ray makes a 30-minute meal, and I'm finished in 15.

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20070427.html

"Rachael Ray makes a 30-minute meal, and I'm finished in 15."

News:

Author Topic: TURN IT TO THE FOOD NETWORK RIGHT NOW (Read 1196 times)