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[Himu]

The Frankman is horrible.

[CajoleJuice]

Saskatoon? Where the fuck is that, Canada?

I'm from Saskatoon.  It's like right in the middle of canada. 

Oh ok. Such an odd name.

CrushDance is black?!

 

The Frankman is black. I can't imagine a worse poster. Therefore, CrushDance is not the worst black poster.

CrushDance posts more often though. You can't avoid his posts.

He posts in the MLB thread and is a Mets fan (like myself). It's painful.

[Beezy]

 

We all agree that they're the two worst black posters though, right?

[Human Snorenado]

My first ban was for being a joke account. Which i was not.

Just because you're not in on the joke doesn't mean there isn't one!

[Human Snorenado]

I used to get banned all the time on the ol' gaf, pre neo days.  I think I've only been banned once on neogaf, I believe it was blackace who pulled the trigger and it was for making fun of religion.

I will say that I probably get away with more than I should- personal insults, openly advocating the deletion of the gaming forum, and relentlessly mocking sporskskskkjskgks or whatever that moron's name is.  However, I think the forum would miss my unique charm if I were permanently turfed.

[drozmight]

I was banned for posting blackface. After I read the reason I thought, "...what's that?" Then I looked on Wiki and couldn't recall ever posting anything like that. Then I recalled posting one of those dumb chargin' mah lazer's pics because I thought it was clever. (It was a cutout of the WTC bordered in red).

[Vizzys]

silly gaf

niggerbeams are hilarious, not racist

[drozmight]

Well I thought the whole meme was about making fun of Dragon Ball Z

[Candyflip]

silly gaf

niggerbeams are hilarious, not racist

For real.

[demi]

THEY'RE CALLED GOLLIWOGS OMFG!!!!!

[FatalT]

I've only been banned once. There was some thread about some kids who put a dog in an oven and burned it alive. I simply asked if the dog was Jewish.

[Vizzys]

THEY'RE CALLED GOLLIWOGS OMFG!!!!!

not the beams

[tiesto]

I've been banned for a few days once for saying how much Madden sucks in a DM/FMT Madden wankfest thread a while back... I'm surprised I haven't gotten the banstick from Bish yet due to my subtle GTA trolling I try to sneak in every now and then. Bish seems like he'll ban anyone who disagrees with him on anything (hence, all the wrestling bans).

[whiteACID]

Yea right, you arent a mod or a admin over there. I forget who told on me tho, i came back and mention baby darcy and like 3 mins later, i'm banned hahah.

Hold up, actually i didnt even mention baby darcy, i said darcy. I was trying to come back and not do anything wrong. I made i think 3 or 4 posts and if you notice i didnt act crazy, i was calm. I wanted a 8 chance. 

No, I totally banned Shawn Vegas like 2 months ago or so.  And then I told people on this forum to invite you here.

2 months ago? It might of been 2 months ago. I sign up as shawn vega$ and there was a smashing pumpkins post and i made a comment and i can recall someone saying " Hey its u2k " or something like that and one of the admins said something about getting rid of me.

If you banned me, i dont see why. I never did anything wrong. I just had different views on various subjects. And the last time i checked, everyone in the world do not share the same views.

You aren't allowed to have multiple accounts on GAF.  Since you were already permabanned, you weren't welcome back on GAF.

Let's see, who here have I banned. . .FoC, Himuro, Ferrariman, PD, Cheebs, Cloudwalking. . .I have largely populated this forum via my bannings.

Did you give me a 3 month ban?

asshole

[whiteACID]

I've only been banned once. There was some thread about some kids who put a dog in an oven and burned it alive. I simply asked if the dog was Jewish.

I've been banned about 10 times since I've had my account. It seems no matter how many warnings or bans I get they'll never permaban me. Maybe because I'm a girl    and one of the mods messages me all the time on AIM

[FatalT]

I've only been banned once. There was some thread about some kids who put a dog in an oven and burned it alive. I simply asked if the dog was Jewish.

I've been banned about 10 times since I've had my account. It seems no matter how many warnings or bans I get they'll never permaban me. Maybe because I'm a girl    and one of the mods messages me all the time on AIM

SOME SEXISM UP IN HERE!

[Tauntaun]

I've only been banned once. There was some thread about some kids who put a dog in an oven and burned it alive. I simply asked if the dog was Jewish.

  omgz dude!  I've been banned twice.  The first time for talking about leaving the cum in a sex doll to make it feel more real and the second time for attempting to be da king 'o gaf baby. 

[Beezy]

I got banned for like 2-3 hours by BuddyC for saying that I've never been banned from a forum before.

My first real ban was from that bitch Amirox because I called that Gamespot dude who gave Zelda 8.8 tubby. It was a week or two week long ban.

My latest ban was because I quoted a cat pic that someone else hotlinked and it got changed into porn. It was supposed to be a month long but White Man got it shortened to a week. I still don't think that I should've been banned for that in the first place though.

[Cheebs]

Who was the person who got banned for saying Big was a bad movie? I forget.

[Eduardo24]

One thing I shocked I didn't get banned for was making a celebration thread for when sp0rsk was demodded (demi told me to make it, he thought I would get banned too). It lasted a few pages too before getting locked.

Link please.

[CajoleJuice]

Who was the person who got banned for saying Big was a bad movie? I forget.

That was Himuro. It was awesome.

[hyp]

i got banned for posting a fat bitch in her underwear, in the OT.  go figure.

[balikeye]

Notice how 80% of the posts complaining in here are in someway related to Gaming Discussion. Down with Gaming.

Then again, I've been banned 3 times in the OT.

Once for asking for "more info" about an unreleased APC CD that I had never heard about.
Once for saying I poop in my socks and then drive around and slap little kids in the face with it.
Once for reposting an old thread (which was bullshit. It was sp0rsk being an ass because I was being sarcastic about the people who victimize gays. sp0rsk am homophobic)

Why can't I stop laughing at this? All I can do is think about someone riding around hitting kids and saying, "Homie don't play that!" Then driving off. Seriously, I'm in tears here.

[Boogie]

We all agree that they're the two worst black posters though, right?

Forget worst "black" poster, CrushDance is probably the worst poster on the whole damn forum.

[Human Snorenado]

We all agree that they're the two worst black posters though, right?

Forget worst "black" poster, CrushDance is probably the worst poster on the whole damn forum.

Does he post on gaming side or OT?  Cause I'm sure there are like five thousand shitty posters I don't even KNOW ABOUT just because I never go to gaming side.

[Scurvy Stan]

We all agree that they're the two worst black posters though, right?

Forget worst "black" poster, CrushDance is probably the worst poster on the whole damn forum.

I picture him like that little kid in You, Me and Everyone We Know.

[Boogie]

We all agree that they're the two worst black posters though, right?

Forget worst "black" poster, CrushDance is probably the worst poster on the whole damn forum.

Does he post on gaming side or OT?  Cause I'm sure there are like five thousand shitty posters I don't even KNOW ABOUT just because I never go to gaming side.

Both, I think.  But he stinks up politics and international affairs threads with his infantile, schizo drivel.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=141430&highlight=CrushDance

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146361&highlight=CrushDance

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, now I remember that guy.  I realized awhile ago that he's basically functionally distinguished mentally-challenged and stopped reading his posts.  I recommend that everyone use that treatment not only with him, but Junpei as well.

[Himu]

Who was the person who got banned for saying Big was a bad movie? I forget.

Fucking gay.

[Tauntaun]

Who was the person who got banned for saying Big was a bad movie? I forget.

Fucking gay.

[Himu]

It's apart of the reason I believe Wasabi has a personal issue with me more than anything else.

[CajoleJuice]

I think it was a fucking joke. Christ.

[Himu]

Then there's the time I made a thread making fun of the shitty ads on gaf about Olive Garden, and he comes in asking if people want my thread making ability taken away. Of course, they throw shit at him.

It's no surprise he perma banned me, because he had it out for me for months. Mr. personal admin lol

[CajoleJuice]

Well Wasabi rocks in my book. But I'm friendly with pretty much everyone. 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Yeah, now I remember that guy.  I realized awhile ago that he's basically functionally distinguished mentally-challenged and stopped reading his posts.  I recommend that everyone use that treatment not only with him, but Junpei as well.

what the hell 

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah. wasabi's a cool duder.

[Mupepe]

Himuro, you take the intarwebs too seriously dude.

I apologize to the neogaf staff. The last time we did this, I messed up badly. I burnt a lot of bridges by using the last chance you gave me last time and reignited arguments in the Okami thread. I also apologize to Amir0x for my juvenile comments. Neogaf is really the only big name gaming board I ever felt comfortable posting at and that is because the community was always so good. If unbanned, I'll be sure to let every post count. I feel I can offer something to the gaming side of the board, better than I have attempted to in the past. Neogaf is my favorite gaming board and It would mean a lot to be able to continue posting if possible. I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up.

[Mupepe]

for reference and equality, here's one I sent to a mod so he'd love me...

I understand that I breached the TOS by creating alternate accounts... it's just that... I like posting here! And I know that you have no reason not to ban me. I really don't mean this forum harm in any way and just enjoy posting here. I was just hoping maybe out of the kindness of your heart you could change the ban on one of my accounts to a month, two months or even six months or something... as long as I have a chance of returning. Like I said, I know you have no reason to accomodate me, just wishful thinking. Thanks for at least reading this.

[Robo]

I was embarassed for Himuro just reading that.  Sad, sad, sad little forumite.

[Mupepe]

I know we have had a rocky relationship in the past, but if you gave me one more chance, I promise I won't mess it up.

sounds like something I tell my ex girlfriends :'(

[Himu]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Vizzys]

lol

[demi]

huahuahua

[CajoleJuice]

Man, that gets me every time.

[Himu]

Ask father mike about that, because I don't have a clue.

[warcock]

 

[Human Snorenado]

Wow, that's like the written form of taint licking right there.

[Mupepe]

I don't know what you're talking about.

bones.jpg

[Himu]

I don't know what that means

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I don't know what that means

Did you see the season finale?

[Himu]

I don't watch Bones.

[Powerslave]

Wrestling sucks.

[Oblivion]

Who was the person who got banned for saying Big was a bad movie? I forget.

Who was the person who got banned for saying Big was a bad movie? I forget.

Fucking gay.

I was banned twice. The first time was in Summer 2005 for saying 'nicca' or something. I think it was Iapetus. Then this most recent one about 2 months ago for mocking Little Big Planet and Home.

I don't know if that's the reason I have 6 points now, though.

[Beezy]

Yeah, now I remember that guy.  I realized awhile ago that he's basically functionally distinguished mentally-challenged and stopped reading his posts.  I recommend that everyone use that treatment not only with him, but Junpei as well.

 

[Van Cruncheon]

[Junpei the Tracer!]

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Thats pretty funny.

[Vizzys]

[Nick]

I'm so close to being perma-banned on GAF.  I can taste that shit.

[demi]

I can taste that shit.

Wouldn't be the first time HUAHUAUHA sinner

[bluemax]

Internet serious business.

I don't think I've ever been banned from a forum. Maybe you people should look introspectively at yourselves? I'm sure the response to this will be "blah blah nazis, blah blah I didn't do anything wrong, blah blah it wasn't my fault" etc.

You have to be at least somewhat socially stunted to get banned from an internet forum.