
Here's some reasons to buy this game:
1. DEEP STRATEGERY! 
STATS STATS CLASSES WEAPONS ITEMS! OMG OMG OMG! DMG PENALTIES MODIFIERS! OMG OMG OMG!!! TERRIAN ELEVATIONS!!! CHUC HU WHAHAHHAHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TRICKS OMG ABUSE SYSTEM THEY ARE COUNTING ON IT POWER! COOL!
2. FUN CAST OF CHARACTERS!
SPLIT PERSONALITY FROGS! EVIL DEMON MOMS! PIRATES! NINJAS! NINJA PIRATES! EXPLODING PENGUINS! OMG OMG! DRUNK SENATORS! ORCS THAT WANT SEXY LADIES! WHAT WHAT!!?!!!!! GET NOW COOL! FOREVER INTO THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. PLAY ON.............FOREVER RITE GET NOW LOLZ
LEVEL UP! REINCARNATE! PLAY THE STORY DUNGEONS! PLAY THE DUNGEONS FOUND INSIDE EVERY ITEM TO LEVEL UP ITEMS! JOIN THE SENATE! FIGHT THE SENATE! FIND THE TREASURE OF THE PIRATES! GET KICKED OUT OF CELL PHONE SHOPS! OMG OMG UNLOCK DESTROY DOMINATE WITH GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!