My ankle has been really hurting for the past two weeks. The long stints at Gamestop have not helped. Yesterday, after I laid down, it hurt so much that my body shut down for about 12 hours and did not move.
So under the advice of CrystalGemini and her mom, I went to some Chinese doctor that uses some kind of combination of sorcery, herbs, black magick and non-FDA approved medication to repair twists and breaks and stuff.
He told me that my joints were fine, but my ligament was all kinds of fucked up.
He created some kind of black paste and put it in a plastic bag, slapped it on my ankle and wrapped it in bandages. It smells like old people and Soylent Green (oxymoron?). Then he handled me pills that looked like they contained white pepper in 'em in a dusty plastic baggie and told me to see him tomorrow.
