The BEEF JERKEY (and other beef products) THREAD!

[CrystalGemini]

Personally, I love pepperoni cocktail sticks:

Pacific Gold Hot and Spicy beef jerky is good too:

And say what you will, I love me some Hickory Farms beef summer sausage:

 

[G The Resurrected]

two of these are not like the other  one of these is gods gift to man and can be bought at costco for 9.99 a two pack. And is sometimes accompanied by wonder costco coupons for great money saving. While the others are full of fat and oil.

[FatalT]

Beef Jerky is so expensive...but so delicious!

[whiteACID]

Teriyaki Beef Jerky yummy

[Scurvy Stan]

I think this thread has two meanings but I'm not sure.

[Himu]

I know what other beef jerky crystal loves.

[G The Resurrected]

thats jewrkey

[MrAngryFace]

Good, but all of these products make someones mouth smell like a carcass on the savanna.

[Vizzys]

a++ thread

[demi]

I like nibbling and licking on it like a fat clit.

[etiolate]

mmmm

I try to find the natural ones, they taste a bit better.  I've getting this premiun stuff from WinCO.  Like $10 for a pound.

[CrystalGemini]

Good, but all of these products make someones mouth smell like a carcass on the savanna.

Which reminds me, does anyone else get hungry watching carnivores eat live prey during savanna specials on Discovery Channel? 

[warcock]

I like nibbling and licking on it like a fat clit.

You do know that a penis is essentially a fat clit right? Actually if you were a girl and you wanted a beef jerky you go on massive hormonal therapy.