Author Topic: Triumph and Corny - Not welcome in england (Read 1829 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** June 04, 2007, 01:53:43 PM »

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Red-haired family forced to move

A Newcastle family claim they have been forced from two homes by thugs who have targeted them over their ginger hair.

Kevin and Barbara Chapman say they and their four children, aged between 10 and 13, have endured years of taunts, smashed windows and violence.

They said they moved from Walker to Newbiggin Hall to try to escape the bullying, and then again to Kenton Bar.

Son Kevin, 11, said he was recently punched in a street attack. Newcastle Council is "discussing the situation".

Mr Chapman, 49, said his 10-year-old daughter Ryelle and sons Daniel, 10, and Jordan, 13, have also been badly affected.

He said each time the family received abuse they moved home.

The family also say they have endured their homes being daubed in graffiti.

Mr Chapman said: "The abuse we get is unbelievable. It started more than three years ago, when the kids started getting bullied by lads over the colour of their hair.

"They've been punched and kicked and thrown over a hedge. Every time they go out these gangs get to them."

He added that the family now wanted to move again.

Community police officer Sergeant Colin Murray, of Northumbria Police, said there had been a number of incidents all of which had been fully investigated.

Commenting on the matter, a Newcastle City Council spokesman said: "We are currently discussing their situation."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/6714735.stm

I say we treat the hideous freaks the same way here.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:50:47 PM »

The gangs in england sound kinda weaksauce.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:51:55 PM »

Bunch of tossers.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2007, 02:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on June 04, 2007, 02:50:47 PM

The gangs in england sound kinda weaksauce.

omg don't throw me over a hedge. i might drop muh tea

Cyanista · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:03:31 PM »

Ye've queered the deal!

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 04, 2007, 03:03:31 PM

Ye've queered the deal!

Is that an english game show?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:13:00 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:52:51 PM »

Dude, I'm not a ginger. My beard looks red sometimes, but my hair is brown with grey.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:52:51 PM

Dude, I'm not a ginger. My beard looks red sometimes, but my hair is brown with grey.

what about your pubes?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:52:51 PM

Dude, I'm not a ginger. My beard looks red sometimes, but my hair is brown with grey.

When you are in a marginalized segment of the populace, you are supposed to be PROUD of your traits that bring out the bile in others. Why are you denying who you are?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:59:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 03:55:48 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
Dude, I'm not a ginger. My beard looks red sometimes, but my hair is brown with grey.

When you are in a marginalized segment of the populace, you are supposed to be PROUD of your traits that bring out the bile in others. Why are you denying who you are?

Well, I don't really care either way, but I've just never thought of myself as a redhead. I mean, when I was a kid I was blond for the love of science

Beard-reddish. Hair-brownish.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:00:49 PM »

If you were on the mean streets of Newcastle, you would be tied to the back of a boiled cabbage truck.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:05:37 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 04:00:49 PM

If you were on the mean streets of Newcastle, you would be tied to the back of a boiled cabbage truck.

Not if I wasn't too lazy to shave I wouldn't be.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:06:41 PM »

God, he bought a MAF shirt

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 04, 2007, 04:06:41 PM

God, he bought a MAF shirt

Yeah, I'm wearing it now too. Hell, Evilore bought a MAF shirt. These were from the first batch, too, not the crappy cafepress junk.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:10:23 PM »

I have a crappy cafepress MAF shirt. :'(

I wasn't ready to embrace my patheticness the first time around.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:20:31 PM »

Here's a picture from the set of the movie that my friends made that was sold at Sundance this year. I'm in it for .3 seconds from an aerial view, fighting a girl with my frying pan.

You'll note why I wear a beard now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:35:06 PM »

I think we all remember that pic.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:46:03 PM »

I'm not a ginger either, but my facial hair says otherwise. Wilding out pic but it's the only one I can show at the moment that truly displays the color differences between facial & domepiece.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:53:23 PM »

She looks creeped out

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2007, 04:54:54 PM »

I'm going to go with "she probably was" and just save you the long story.

Error Macro · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:00:17 PM »

There was DVDA porn on the PC, wasn't there?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:10:00 PM »

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:59:05 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 03:55:48 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
Dude, I'm not a ginger. My beard looks red sometimes, but my hair is brown with grey.

When you are in a marginalized segment of the populace, you are supposed to be PROUD of your traits that bring out the bile in others. Why are you denying who you are?

Well, I don't really care either way, but I've just never thought of myself as a redhead. I mean, when I was a kid I was blond for the love of science

(Image removed from quote.)

Beard-reddish. Hair-brownish.

You look kinda friendly.....why you so mean to me?

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:21:17 PM »

Because you're too young to buy him a beer, Junpei.

Anyways, what is it with white people and going from blonde to brown hair?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:30:25 PM »

Wow life imitating art? The Gingers are fighting bacK:
[youtube=425,350]iUIRFh4pJ78[/youtube]

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:39:35 PM »

I'm goint to write a short film about this family. lol

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:44:15 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2007, 05:39:35 PM

I'm goint to write a short film about this family. lol

The going theory at SA is that it must just be a family of total assholes or something. Looking at Corny and Triumph, it is possible that all gingers are assholes. Luckily, we got the lovable kind of magical pink star fruities.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:45:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 05:44:15 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2007, 05:39:35 PM
I'm goint to write a short film about this family. lol

The going theory at SA is that it must just be a family of total assholes or something. Looking at Corny and Triumph, it is possible that all gingers are assholes. Luckily, we got the lovable kind of magical pink star fruities.

It's gonna be about some ginger kids who want to be small tme gangsters but just get made fun of all the time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:48:32 PM »

Well, I mean, look at this kid. Wouldn't you just want to set him on the ground and put your cleats to work on his balls?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:49:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 05:48:32 PM

Well, I mean, look at this kid. Wouldn't you just want to set him on the ground and put your cleats to work on his balls?

(Image removed from quote.)

He looks like an asshole.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:53:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 05:44:15 PM

Looking at Corny and Triumph, it is possible that all gingers are assholes. Luckily, we got the lovable kind of magical pink star fruities.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:54:44 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 04, 2007, 05:53:05 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 05:44:15 PM
Looking at Corny and Triumph, it is possible that all gingers are assholes. Luckily, we got the lovable kind of magical pink star fruities.

(Image removed from quote.)

But I said you were lovable! You and Triumph are like the Dudley Moores of gingers!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:57:36 PM »

Have you ever been kicked in the cunt before, TVC? Today is a good day for that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 04, 2007, 05:57:36 PM

Have you ever been kicked in the cunt before, TVC? Today is a good day for that.

Jesus, and you people wonder why you get harassed so much. I'd offer to hug you, but I am afraid of your violent gingerblud rage.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:00:26 PM »

Nah, I'm a lover not a fighter. Today's just a good day for kicking you in the axewound.

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 04, 2007, 06:00:26 PM

Nah, I'm a lover not a fighter. Today's just a good day for kicking you in the axewound.

If I had a cunt, would you fuck me?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:03:08 PM »

Pre- or post-op? Well, I guess it would have to be post-op.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:04:36 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 04, 2007, 06:00:26 PM

Nah, I'm a lover not a fighter.

omg g = saint cornelius confirmz0r3d?!?!?

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:04:57 PM »

Hmm, I'd better write this down

Quote from: How to Bed Cornelius

1. No vomit (-shit and piss maybe)
2. Post-op only

Anything I am missing?

Error Macro · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:06:11 PM »

lol @ the red hair on...Lyle? I don't remember good.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 04, 2007, 06:04:36 PM

omg g = saint cornelius confirmz0r3d?!?!?

yeah g's my fat-suit wearing JC, you called it!

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 06:04:57 PM

Hmm, I'd better write this down

Quote from: How to Bed Cornelius
1. No vomit (-shit and piss maybe)
2. Post-op only

Anything I am missing?

I... feel like I'm in for one of Circus Penis' tricks.

Cyanista · « **Reply #42 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:23:51 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on June 04, 2007, 06:06:11 PM

lol @ the red hair on...Lyle? I don't remember good.

Hell yes on Lyle. Drunken tiger style. And....don't do it, St. C.

He probably wants maximum cuddles!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:26:24 PM »

That's the most two men can possibly cuddle!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:04:32 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:59:05 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2007, 03:55:48 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 04, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
Dude, I'm not a ginger. My beard looks red sometimes, but my hair is brown with grey.

When you are in a marginalized segment of the populace, you are supposed to be PROUD of your traits that bring out the bile in others. Why are you denying who you are?

Well, I don't really care either way, but I've just never thought of myself as a redhead. I mean, when I was a kid I was blond for the love of science

(Image removed from quote.)

Beard-reddish. Hair-brownish.

Thats one sexy beard.

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Author Topic: Triumph and Corny - Not welcome in england (Read 1829 times)