Author Topic: Clerks II is Sellout of the Year (Read 965 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** June 05, 2007, 10:51:16 AM »

Its in color! Less cussing! More music! Love story!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:51:47 AM »

dance number for the willcos of the world!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:53:07 AM »

Willco would have liked it more if someone in the movie said they liked pie.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:54:50 AM »

but but its got pillow pants the pussy troll, and the cum cuzzling donkey fucker

Cheebs · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:56:14 AM »

it didnt have less cussing and clerks I had a love story

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:56:34 AM »

The movie came out last year.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:56:43 AM »

LESS! It was made for the masses. Its an embarassing effort. The donkey did the best acting.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 05, 2007, 10:56:43 AM

The donkey did the best acting.

which donkey?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:59:38 AM »

The one in your imagination!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:00:44 AM »

Man that donkey just dont leave me alone. :sigh:

i was trying to make a joke, that kevin smith was the other donkey.

use my damn images i pmed you damn you.

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:30:11 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 05, 2007, 10:56:43 AM

LESS! It was made for the masses.

it wasn't made for the masses. It was planned for a VERY limited release in art house stuff ala clerks but Weinsteins thought they could push it to a wider audience after seeing the first cut.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:32:56 AM »

seems like the weinsteins have been on a roll

first clerks then grindhouse

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:35:31 AM »

Quote from: G The Bi Liar on June 05, 2007, 11:32:56 AM

seems like the weinsteins have been on a roll first clerks then grindhouse

clerks II made them money, unlike gridhouse.

Grindhouse cost nearly 60 million, made 24. Clerks cost 5 million and made 25.

It's why the Weinsteins love Kevin Smith, other than when he pulls a Jersey Girl (buget wise, which looks likely to never happen again with red state his horror flick costing under 10 million) he does super cheap movies that always make 25-30 million that net double if not triple what they paid for.

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:05:28 PM »

i haven't seen it yet but thank god for this
http://joox.net/cat/2/id/1254224
the quality is great too.

stage6

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:26:12 PM »

Clerks II was way better than it had any right to be. Wholly unnecessary sequel though.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:54:18 PM »

MASSES

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:58:32 PM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 05, 2007, 12:54:18 PM

MASSES

weinsteins declared it so. When filming it the studio was assuming it would be a very limited release my love.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:59:19 PM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 05, 2007, 12:54:18 PM

MASSES

You like comic book movies and shit, right?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:24:55 PM »

The original Clerks wasn't like some closely kept secret. Who cares.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:36:27 PM »

Saint: I like a lot of different kinds of movies, I hate the spiderman movies, I like the first two x-men movies.

Lets just say I felt compelled to buy Clerks, but not Clerks II, and it even had a hotter leading lady in it too. Boggle.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:43:13 PM »

Eh, I dug it. And this is from someone who was not looking forward to it. On a hot Los Angeles day, it was an air conditioned surprise that was sorely needed. I think Kevin Smith made the film for hilmself and not box office glory or to draw a bigger audience. It's the same kind of film, just in color. And Rosario Dawson.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:51:43 PM »

I liked it but im not IN like with it. All of this is made clear by the troll thread we are posting in right now

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:53:02 PM »

I can smell it a mile away, but it won't stop me from addressing your points!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:57:06 PM »

MY PLAN IS PERFECT! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:34:28 PM »

I was a total Smith fanboy around the time Chasing Amy came out, but I've yet to see Clerks II.

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Author Topic: Clerks II is Sellout of the Year (Read 965 times)