Author Topic: Lonestar is one of the biggest cunts to ever grace the internet (Read 7669 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** June 05, 2007, 12:36:46 PM »

At least he'll be dead soon.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:37:43 PM »

...link? Or is this just general commentary?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:38:19 PM »

he used to be pretty cool, but lately he's just been judgmental and snarky which strikes me as awfully hypocritical. not sure what self-important bug crawled up his ass, but hey: INTERNETS.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:40:53 PM »

He posted the pic I posted here yesterday in the gingers in the UK or whatever thread over at OA, trying to start shit with me. Not that I have a problem with it being posted - I know how the internet operates - I'm just really bored with the same fucking morons saying the same stupid shit every time my name gets brought up.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:42:13 PM »

In an instance like that, I would sit back, remember who will be dead soon, and smile.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:42:40 PM »

he seems to be really hung up on folks' looks and the internet oneupsmanship thereof, which is kinda sad given that he ain't gonna take home any prizes, either. i mean, if that's his game, let's just declare paris hilton queen of teh intarweb and all retire home in tears.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:42:58 PM »

HAY GUYS HE HAS RED HAIR

Corny>most people. He's a true vet of the e-wars, no point in fucking with him

Cyanista · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:55:02 PM »

Paris Hilton is ugly, and no many thousands of dollars of surgery ever fixed it.

Prost · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:56:10 PM »

ooooooooooooh come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

go fight with him over there.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:57:26 PM »

Hey Prost, why don't you shut the fuck up already, Captain Planet? Just don't post in my threads.

BlackMage · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2007, 12:59:18 PM »

want me to kick his ass for you?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:00:16 PM »

Just leave a flaming bag of dung on his door so his caretaker will have to stomp it out & then she'll be all pissed off at him

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:04:45 PM »

cyanista, hence my point. the self-infatuated hear no criticism.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:05:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 05, 2007, 12:59:18 PM

want me to kick his ass for you?

Cyanista · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2007, 01:04:45 PM

cyanista, hence my point. the self-infatuated hear no criticism.

I totally missed that somehow.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:07:52 PM »

All I know is that Paris doesn't let a lazy eye get her down and that's pretty, uh, hot. And besides, bitch is probably getting shanked in prison right now, let's show Ms. Hilton the respect she deserves.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:08:39 PM »

she's successfully trolled america for years, and won't be stopping any time soon!

Cyanista · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:09:34 PM »

Mhm she's one of those people I can't figure out why she's famous other than the fact that she seems allergic to underwear.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:10:57 PM »

I think that's a pretty good reason for being famous. Although I don't care either way, I'd rather deal with seeing Paris' punani than fucking Lindsays, shit looks like Dr. Zoidbergs' upper lip

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:17:54 PM »

she's famous because she's a troll -- she throws our little prim and proper american values back in our faces, all the while living a totally enviable lifestyle, and is totally un-fucking-repentant about it. it's in the blood of our boring, laissez-faire selves to loathe and envy her beyond practical reason!

well, the rest of you. i just like that she pisses folks off. personally, her spiralling stupidity has zero effect on my reality, so whatevs!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2007, 01:17:54 PM

her spiralling stupidity has zero effect on my reality, so whatevs!

exactly. she's like G in that respect.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:25:26 PM »

no, g attempts to interact with me. paris does not. therefore, g <> paris!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:27:17 PM »

I just want to take this time to shout out Kenny Nigerian, all the Opa-Agers rubbernecking, and my man No Thumbs Larry

whiteACID · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:42:54 PM »

Why do you have to bring in the Paris Hilton hate? She's in solitary as we speak; she's using this time to reflect on life and thinking of ways to make this world a better place. More than us common plebians do, we could really use a lesson from Princess Paris.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:44:45 PM »

I already did the ironic thing, redwood

whiteACID · « **Reply #25 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM »

Cyanista · « **Reply #26 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:51:02 PM »

omggggg

This thread wasn't even in trouble, but redwood just saved it.

BlackMage · « **Reply #27 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:53:30 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM

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im getting high just looking at the wonderful chronic.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:54:39 PM »

nice-nice.

T234 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:55:21 PM »

I have only seen lonestar in NCAA threads, is he that big of a twat outside them?

And G is still by far the biggest loser on the internet for robbing me in that GFW contest

whiteACID · « **Reply #30 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:56:05 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 05, 2007, 01:53:30 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM
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im getting high just looking at the wonderful chronic.

Why? What is this? I think everyone has orbs floating around them. We can not see these orbs. They make us predictable. When my happy orb comes into contact with somebody's sad orb this collision creates consciousness. The government knows this. This is why we do everything we are supposed to do. hold on one second, i need to answer the teliphone.

BlackMage · « **Reply #31 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:57:38 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:56:05 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on June 05, 2007, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM

im getting high just looking at the wonderful chronic.
Why? What is this? I think everyone has orbs floating around them. We can not see these orbs. They make us predictable. When my happy orb comes into contact with somebody's sad orb this collision creates consciousness. The government knows this. This is why we do everything we are supposed to do. hold on one second, i need to answer the teliphone.

I think you have smoked yourself distinguished mentally-challenged.

Lonestar · « **Reply #32 on:** June 05, 2007, 02:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2007, 12:42:40 PM

he seems to be really hung up on folks' looks and the internet oneupsmanship thereof, which is kinda sad given that he ain't gonna take home any prizes, either. i mean, if that's his game, let's just declare paris hilton queen of teh intarweb and all retire home in tears.

bingo

it's the internet and in the grand scheme of things, none of these forums really matter

it's happy fun time at OA, GA and EB

people who go to these places for insightful discussions or in saints case, to cultivate e relationships cuz real life sux are the real dopes

also, in saints case, he has no problem dishing it but the slightest provocation towards him has him running for the hills

he should be more like melissa.... can give and take...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:01:03 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 02:59:40 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2007, 12:42:40 PM
he seems to be really hung up on folks' looks and the internet oneupsmanship thereof, which is kinda sad given that he ain't gonna take home any prizes, either. i mean, if that's his game, let's just declare paris hilton queen of teh intarweb and all retire home in tears.

bingo

it's the internet and in the grand scheme of things, none of these forums really matter

it's happy fun time at OA, GA and EB

people who go to these places for insightful discussions or in saints case, to cultivate e relationships cuz real life sux are the real dopes

also, in saints case, he has no problem dishing it but the slightest provocation towards him has him running for the hills

he should be more like melissa.... can give and take...

Futami is a bad influence.

Lonestar · « **Reply #34 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:03:41 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 05, 2007, 03:01:03 PM

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2007, 12:42:40 PM
he seems to be really hung up on folks' looks and the internet oneupsmanship thereof, which is kinda sad given that he ain't gonna take home any prizes, either. i mean, if that's his game, let's just declare paris hilton queen of teh intarweb and all retire home in tears.

bingo

it's the internet and in the grand scheme of things, none of these forums really matter

it's happy fun time at OA, GA and EB

people who go to these places for insightful discussions or in saints case, to cultivate e relationships cuz real life sux are the real dopes

also, in saints case, he has no problem dishing it but the slightest provocation towards him has him running for the hills

he should be more like melissa.... can give and take...
Futami is a bad influence.

not fashion wise!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 03:03:41 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 05, 2007, 03:01:03 PM
Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2007, 12:42:40 PM
he seems to be really hung up on folks' looks and the internet oneupsmanship thereof, which is kinda sad given that he ain't gonna take home any prizes, either. i mean, if that's his game, let's just declare paris hilton queen of teh intarweb and all retire home in tears.

bingo

it's the internet and in the grand scheme of things, none of these forums really matter

it's happy fun time at OA, GA and EB

people who go to these places for insightful discussions or in saints case, to cultivate e relationships cuz real life sux are the real dopes

also, in saints case, he has no problem dishing it but the slightest provocation towards him has him running for the hills

he should be more like melissa.... can give and take...
Futami is a bad influence.

not fashion wise!

Well, I can't afford $200 jeans, so he's pretty useless.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 02:59:40 PM

also, in saints case, he has no problem dishing it but the slightest provocation towards him has him running for the hills

bitch, I take it with the best of them. you're the fucking one stirring up cross-forum drama.

someone at OA once asked me "why do you think people are jealous of you?" - you're the reason why I think that, Wheezer. You & the rest of people who have my name constantly have on their fingertips.

T234 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:07:22 PM »

KRS-ONE said it best: Anybody call my name, I go get that!

Corny, calm down.

Lonestar · « **Reply #38 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:07:47 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 05, 2007, 03:04:58 PM

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 02:59:40 PM
also, in saints case, he has no problem dishing it but the slightest provocation towards him has him running for the hills

bitch, I take it with the best of them. you're the fucking one stirring up cross-forum drama.

someone at OA once asked me "why do you think people are jealous of you?" - you're the reason why I think that, Wheezer. You & the rest of people who have my name constantly have on their fingertips.

if i didnt somone else would have...u just swallow the bait eacha nd every time...why not pick on the easy target? that's what OA's always been about.. an example would be everyone on hansel's and dude's shit for their outlandish posts , opinions and behavior....

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:11:59 PM »

Quote from: T234 on June 05, 2007, 03:07:22 PM

Corny, calm down.

T234, you're alright and all but please, refrain from telling me to calm down, k?

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 03:07:47 PM

if i didnt somone else would have...u just swallow the bait eacha nd every time...why not pick on the easy target? that's what OA's always been about.. an example would be everyone on hansel's and dude's shit for their outlandish posts , opinions and behavior....

get your yayas out now while you can.

Lonestar · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:13:00 PM »

yayas???

Lonestar · « **Reply #41 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:13:34 PM »

y dont u get on GRAW, saint...we can settle this like real men...

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:16:40 PM »

why don't you behold my limb, cocksmoker? and stop tying like a fucking tween who just discovered IMing.

Lonestar · « **Reply #43 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:17:20 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 05, 2007, 03:11:59 PM

Quote from: T234 on June 05, 2007, 03:07:22 PM
Corny, calm down.

T234, you're alright and all but please, refrain from telling me to calm down, k?

Quote from: Lonestar on June 05, 2007, 03:07:47 PM
if i didnt somone else would have...u just swallow the bait eacha nd every time...why not pick on the easy target? that's what OA's always been about.. an example would be everyone on hansel's and dude's shit for their outlandish posts , opinions and behavior....

get your yayas out now while you can.

I don't care what color your name is or where else you post at, I'll tell whoever the fuck I want to to calm down.

I was trying to be nice like my God Swayze said; but you leave me no choice, you fit into this catagory: OA=Internet forum wankers who jerk off to forum drama, the lot of them.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #45 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:23:36 PM »

I won the internet years ago. It's not really worth it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** June 05, 2007, 03:23:45 PM »

Quote from: T234 on June 05, 2007, 03:19:36 PM

I don't care what color your name is or where else you post at, I'll tell whoever the fuck I want to to calm down.

I'm not revving up my chainsaw because you mentioned KRS and your God Swayze.

But I'm calmer than you are, dude.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** June 05, 2007, 04:26:09 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:56:05 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on June 05, 2007, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM
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im getting high just looking at the wonderful chronic.
Why? What is this? I think everyone has orbs floating around them. We can not see these orbs. They make us predictable. When my happy orb comes into contact with somebody's sad orb this collision creates consciousness. The government knows this. This is why we do everything we are supposed to do. hold on one second, i need to answer the teliphone.

omg

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** June 05, 2007, 04:43:50 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM

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Looks like schwag, dime a dozen

BlackMage · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2007, 04:45:33 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 05, 2007, 04:43:50 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM
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Looks like schwag, dime a dozen

like you would know.

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** June 05, 2007, 04:48:13 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 05, 2007, 04:45:33 PM

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 05, 2007, 04:43:50 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:50:18 PM
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Looks like schwag, dime a dozen

like you would know.

Demi's an ex Juggalo. He knows.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #51 on:** June 05, 2007, 05:45:22 PM »

I heard ICP on an old Stern show today. Sharon Osborne was going off on how their career was already over. Turns out she was right

And Demi's being a ditz, but he's actually partly correct. The shit we got in Ohio made that stuff look like schwag. I got some stuff better than that last night, I dunno if it will photo as well though. I'll see what's up. That's a pretty bud though, are you back on/off the horse red?

etiolate · « **Reply #52 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:39:20 PM »

Paris is famous, because before the TV series, she got her faces into magazines by being a party hopper. She was just some rich guy's little girl, but this allowed her to get into parties with people like Edward Furlong. She'd attach to someone like him when he was popular post-Terminator, and then party him into obscurity with booze, coke and the rest. In the average magazine it would be "Here's a shot of Edward Furlong!..and Hilton daughter Paris." Then the famous person would bomb out, and it would just be her left. She just partied her way into celeb status, getting her face into magazines concerned with who she was around more than her. Eventually it paid off.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:16:37 PM »

If he's not a NeoGAF mod, then I don't think that he's the biggest cunt on the series of tubes.

Prost · « **Reply #54 on:** June 05, 2007, 09:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 05, 2007, 12:57:26 PM

Hey Prost, why don't you shut the fuck up already, Captain Planet? Just don't post in my threads.

AHHH GET OUT OF MY THREAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!

psycho, lol

firstinhell · « **Reply #55 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:52:20 PM »

Watching the Cornball meltdown over the past few months has been comedy gold.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:21:54 PM »

having you comment on every facet of it is where the real comedy lies

i'm glad you made your 2nd post here about me, what was your first? probably about me too.

Christopher · « **Reply #57 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:05:53 AM »

Stocky · « **Reply #58 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:10:27 AM »

hey Corny, who else are you going to troll this week? just wondering, buddy.

Prost · « **Reply #59 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:03:25 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 05, 2007, 11:21:54 PM

having you comment on every facet of it is where the real comedy lies

i'm glad you made your 2nd post here about me, what was your first? probably about me too.

you know you're a 34 year old grown man and you're sitting here talking about how you're glad someone will be dead soon... some kid much younger than you. yeah he may be an ass, and considering his living conditions, why wouldn't he be?

you're SO unbelievably immature it's incredible. the way you act is so sad and so terrible.

I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone on all of the forums when I say once and for all.... it's time to grow up saint.

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Author Topic: Lonestar is one of the biggest cunts to ever grace the internet (Read 7669 times)