Author Topic: Lonestar is one of the biggest cunts to ever grace the internet (Read 7667 times)

Prost · « **Reply #60 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:27:37 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 05, 2007, 01:42:54 PM

Why do you have to bring in the Paris Hilton hate? She's in solitary as we speak; she's using this time to reflect on life and thinking of ways to make this world a better place. More than us common plebians do, we could really use a lesson from Princess Paris.

we did learn a lesson, and some genius used her as an example.

don't drink and drive.....

she's the one learning the lesson.

Christopher · « **Reply #61 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:14:31 AM »

Quote from: Prost on June 06, 2007, 06:03:25 AM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 05, 2007, 11:21:54 PM
having you comment on every facet of it is where the real comedy lies

i'm glad you made your 2nd post here about me, what was your first? probably about me too.

you know you're a 34 year old grown man and you're sitting here talking about how you're glad someone will be dead soon... some kid much younger than you. yeah he may be an ass, and considering his living conditions, why wouldn't he be?

you're SO unbelievably immature it's incredible. the way you act is so sad and so terrible.

I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone on all of the forums when I say once and for all.... it's time to grow up saint.

don't bother prost...

whiteACID · « **Reply #62 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:16:16 AM »

Sarcasm, people

Lonestar · « **Reply #63 on:** June 06, 2007, 10:47:22 AM »

Quote from: Prost on June 06, 2007, 06:03:25 AM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 05, 2007, 11:21:54 PM
having you comment on every facet of it is where the real comedy lies

i'm glad you made your 2nd post here about me, what was your first? probably about me too.

you know you're a 34 year old grown man and you're sitting here talking about how you're glad someone will be dead soon...

its almost unthinkable.

border · « **Reply #64 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:00:55 AM »

Plus at that at it's really hard to say who will die first.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #65 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:02:49 AM »

Imminent Death Syndrome (IDS)

A rare disease where those affected are on the brink of death, every day of their lives. People can live with this condition for over 60 years. Peers and close friends of the diseased will go to great lengths to make sure the person is happy in his/her "last moments" by making them famous or giving great attention to their non-existent talents. Famous celebrities that suffer from IDS include Juliette Lewis, Leroy Nieman, Jerry Lewis, Anne Rice, Clarence Thomas, Stephen Hawking, Quentin Tarantino (the actor, not the director), Hootie and 2 of the Blowfish, the man who draws Ziggy, the man who draws Family Circus, many famous cartoonists, and possibly Jeff Foxworthy.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #66 on:** June 06, 2007, 11:13:28 AM »

the outpouring of sympathy for poor Lonestar brings moisture to the tip of my penis

do you think the delicious irony of people posting online to tell me what a loser i am for posting online would go well with a nice merlot?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #67 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:04:34 PM »

Prost · « **Reply #68 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 11:13:28 AM

the outpouring of sympathy for poor Lonestar brings moisture to the tip of my penis

do you think the delicious irony of people posting online to tell me what a loser i am for posting online would go well with a nice merlot?

see like this, what the fuck is wrong with you? jesus christ..

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #69 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:50:32 PM »

the same thing that's forcing you to respond, I guess

I'm sorry that you're not intelligent enough to grasp the concepts of a high school dropout

Cyanista · « **Reply #70 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:53:07 PM »

Oh come ON now. Lonestar slings shit all over the internet. He can take a little teasing. I agree it is in extremely bad taste, but do you really think it bothers him to hear it? Do you think Lonestar shuts off his monitor and weeps gently into his keyboard?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #71 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:01:04 PM »

I think of it as cause and effect

like "don't start none, won't be none"

if Lonestar doesn't want to hear me squeal with delight over his impending doom, then he shouldn't post things out of context in other forums. Did I come to his house and threaten to rip out his colostomy bag if he didn't repost my pic at OA?

but don't let this stop you from hopping on your pulpit, Prost

whiteACID · « **Reply #72 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:02:14 PM »

But there's also being above this shit and not sinking to someone else's level.

Himu · « **Reply #73 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:02:31 PM »

FUck this OA bs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #74 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:03:25 PM »

a prost without preachy sanctimony is like a saint cornelius without internet eczema

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #75 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:08:30 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 06, 2007, 01:02:14 PM

But there's also being above this shit and not sinking to someone else's level.

Please girl, you and your "husband" had a very public flameout online. Glass houses and rocks.

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 06, 2007, 01:03:25 PM

a prost without preachy sanctimony is like a saint cornelius without internet eczema

I don't know why I'm such a lighting rod for controversy, but if I ever get as boring as Prost, please have me killed

whiteACID · « **Reply #76 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 01:08:30 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on June 06, 2007, 01:02:14 PM
But there's also being above this shit and not sinking to someone else's level.

Please girl, you and your "husband" had a very public flameout online. Glass houses and rocks.

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 06, 2007, 01:03:25 PM
a prost without preachy sanctimony is like a saint cornelius without internet eczema

I don't know why I'm such a lighting rod for controversy, but if I ever get as boring as Prost, please have me killed

If I recall correctly he flamed me online but I pretty much stayed out of it and ignored it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #77 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:19:14 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on June 06, 2007, 01:14:32 PM

If I recall correctly he flamed me online but I pretty much stayed out of it and ignored it.

I'm pretty sure you didn't. Regardless, I never claimed to be a "good" person and I sure as fuck ain't above anything or anyone else.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #78 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:20:05 PM »

saint, i actually dig you -- it's just that you can't let shit slide. sometimes, dipshit low-grade internet trollery like lonestar's really doesn't merit ANY observation on your behalf. you're a personality; people will want to dig at you regardless. be mellow!

whiteACID · « **Reply #79 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:33:33 PM »

Actually I did stay out of it pretty much. I let him say whatever he wanted without telling my side of the story because I was more mature than that and I know it's no one's damn business here.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #80 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:38:17 PM »

eh fuck it, i don't care

demi · « **Reply #81 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:43:49 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 01:08:30 PM

I don't know why I'm such a lighting rod for controversy

Controversy doesnt come to you, you come to it

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #82 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 06, 2007, 01:43:49 PM

Controversy doesnt come to you, you come to it

You've got to be the least self-aware person to ever walk upright, demi.

Cyanista · « **Reply #83 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:54:42 PM »

Eh, I can see what corny was going for, here. LS took a post here, made a thread about it THERE, so he's just returning the favor. I think if he was actually butthurt about it the retaliation would have gone down in a very different way.

Picking on diseases is a pretty low blow, but it's also the same.tired.thing. Get it now?

demi · « **Reply #84 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 01:45:51 PM

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 06, 2007, 01:43:49 PM
Controversy doesnt come to you, you come to it

You've got to be the least self-aware person to ever walk upright, demi.

Could have ignored my post, but you insisted on replying

Can you resist this post, too?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #85 on:** June 06, 2007, 01:59:10 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 06, 2007, 01:55:48 PM

Could have ignored my post, but you insisted on replying

Can you resist this post, too?

Did you miss the post where I called out the irony of people posting on the internet to complain about my posting on the internet? Or even the one where I admitted that I'm not above anything?

But I guess the best thing I could respond with is: nobody forced you to post in this thread, so why admonish someone else for doing the same?

Lonestar · « **Reply #86 on:** June 06, 2007, 04:28:28 PM »

mymymy

Stocky · « **Reply #87 on:** June 06, 2007, 05:28:19 PM »

GUYS, QUIT RIDIN HIS DICK. THIS ISN'T DISNEY WORLD. WHAT THE FUCK

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #88 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:00:24 PM »

hey Stalky, I was just looking through your post history just to see if you've ever said anything at all interesting or worthwhile and I came across you whining about your ADD. Do you think maybe if they were able to get my essence down into pill form, you would be able to concentrate better? Because when it comes to being on my swanson, you've got laser-sharp focus.

Holla!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #89 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:03:33 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 06:00:24 PM

hey Stalky, I was just looking through your post history just to see if you've ever said anything at all interesting or worthwhile and I came across you whining about your ADD. Do you think maybe if they were able to get my essence down into pill form, you would be able to concentrate better? Because when it comes to being on my swanson, you've got laser-sharp focus.

Holla!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #90 on:** June 06, 2007, 06:07:17 PM »

Guys, please don't distract Stalky from the task at hand.

border · « **Reply #91 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:18:02 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 01:59:10 PM

Did you miss the post where I called out the irony of people posting on the internet to complain about my posting on the internet? Or even the one where I admitted that I'm not above anything?

Nobody is complaining about you posting on the internet. They're lamenting your sad level of obsession.....becoming so emotionally involved that you'll stalk/harass people or celebrate the future demise of a terminally ill person.

Prost · « **Reply #92 on:** June 07, 2007, 04:32:22 AM »

Quote from: border on June 07, 2007, 12:18:02 AM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 01:59:10 PM
Did you miss the post where I called out the irony of people posting on the internet to complain about my posting on the internet? Or even the one where I admitted that I'm not above anything?

Nobody is complaining about you posting on the internet. They're lamenting your sad level of obsession.....becoming so emotionally involved that you'll stalk/harass people or celebrate the future demise of a terminally ill person.

He'll just rip into you with some childish insult like he's done to everyone else.

The funniest thing is Lonestar doesn't even care, lol.

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Author Topic: Lonestar is one of the biggest cunts to ever grace the internet (Read 7667 times)