Fuck Dark Shake, man sues over long lasting erection

[whiteACID]

NEW YORK — A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods, of Manhattan, said he bought the nutrition beverage, which is made by the Novartis pharmaceutical company, at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
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Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism. They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery that day for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods had problems that days later required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement of the penis with blood and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but did not comment on pending litigation.

fuck u Dark shake

[Mupepe]

you can sue over that?  damn, i should sue monica bellucci and dulce maria then.

[TVC15]

damn, i should sue . . . dulce maria then.

You get erections from reptiles?

[Phoenix Dark]

I wonder how big his penis is tho. If it's like 4 inches who cares

[whiteACID]

A lot of men feel bad about their penis size... because a bunch of advertisers and marketers told them that's how they should feel!

[DeezNutzRBlue]

I feel wonderful.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=859640

[Himu]

Fuck off, Dark Shake!

[Tauntaun]

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=859640

what the hell man?  that's prob you on another forum, either way..,

Edit: it's pretty funny though 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=859640

what the hell man?  that's prob you on another forum, either way..,

Edit: it's pretty funny though 

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=859353

[Yeti]

A lot of men feel bad about their penis size... because a bunch of advertisers and marketers told them that's how they should feel!

Kind of like women and their breasts?

[Madrun Badrun]

A lot of men feel bad about their penis size... because a bunch of advertisers and marketers told them that's how they should feel!

No its a natural thing that marketers have just tunned into and pushed to their advantage; I blame women and their uncontrollable need for big dickings.   :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

A lot of men feel bad about their penis size... because a bunch of advertisers and marketers told them that's how they should feel!

Kind of like women and their breasts?

Women don't care about breast size. They tend to be more obsessed with the smell of their breath

[Madrun Badrun]

A lot of men feel bad about their penis size... because a bunch of advertisers and marketers told them that's how they should feel!

Kind of like women and their breasts?

Women don't care about breast size. They tend to be more obsessed with the smell of their breath

wrong they either think their to small or to big!  They never like their breasts. 

[etiolate]

A lot of men feel bad about their penis size... because a bunch of advertisers and marketers told them that's how they should feel!

Kind of like women and their breasts?

Women don't care about breast size. They tend to be more obsessed with the smell of their breath

WHAT