Demi sodomizes his pets

[TVC15]

[23:27] TVC15 (me, TVC15, White Man): I have a wireless headset
[23:27] Lance(demi): those are supposed to be broken junks
[23:28] TVC15: I haven't had any issues.
[23:28] TVC15: My cat likes to chew on the headset cords
[23:28] TVC15: So I figured I really didn't have much to lose
[23:28] Lance: my cat doesnt because he knows he'll get a pencap in his asshole
[23:28] TVC15: She likes the thin rubbery wire
[23:28] TVC15: You sodomize your cat?
[23:28] Lance: who doesnt?

[demi]

If my name is Lance then your name has to be Kevin

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[TVC15]

Why just a pen cap?  Why not a frozen sausage link?

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

"You shouldn't use my name..."
"Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! No one cares."

[demi]

Why just a pen cap?  Why not a frozen sausage link?

Because sausage is for eatin

[TVC15]

Why just a pen cap?  Why not a frozen sausage link?

Because sausage is for eatin

And pen caps are for pens.  Your point?

[demi]

... sausages are for eatin

[TVC15]

... sausages are for eatin

I only (generally) use fountain pens at home.  My pen caps are pricier than your sausage.  I can't be wedging the pens up my cat's ass.

[Madrun Badrun]

... sausages are for eatin

Pen caps are for the chewin'

[demi]

... sausages are for eatin

Pen caps are for the chewin'

But not for eatin

And sausages can spoil

[Madrun Badrun]

... sausages are for eatin

Pen caps are for the chewin'

But not for eatin

And sausages can spoil

pen caps can be spoiled too; such happens when you chew on them to much or put them inside a cat. 

[demi]

Now you're just making stuff up

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought thats what Whiteman was doing, whats with this "Lance" business anyways? 

[demi]

He's just mad that I won't play Shadowturd with him

Cry cry  :'(

[demi]

That doesn't make sense - he's the one asking me to play with him, not vice versa!

[TVC15]

Now you're just making stuff up

Dude, I pay a lot of money per pen.  I certainly wouldn't be flushing that money down the crapper by shoving the pens in my cat's ass or kitty vagina.

[demi]

YOU BOUGHT SHADOWRUN

[TVC15]

YOU BOUGHT SHADOWRUN

What does that have to do with the prices of sausages or fountain pens?

[demi]

I dunno, I was hoping I could flip the script

[TVC15]

Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

If money has no real value to me, how is calling me on purchasing Shadowrun supposed to make me feel bad?  I have spoken, far and wide, negatively about the game when talking about its price.

[demi]

Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

If money has no real value to me, how is calling me on purchasing Shadowrun supposed to make me feel bad?  I have spoken, far and wide, negatively about the game when talking about its price.

You still bought it neenr neener neener

[TVC15]

Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

If money has no real value to me, how is calling me on purchasing Shadowrun supposed to make me feel bad?  I have spoken, far and wide, negatively about the game when talking about its price.

You still bought it neenr neener neener

So?  I also bought Def Jam Icon because of how godawful the demo was.

[demi]

I would sooner sodomize my pets than buy SHADOWRUN

[warcock]

Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, IT IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTER STRIKE CLONE.
Defn. clone. exact replica.
I cannot begin to craft or assemble in any qualitative or quantitative manner an assortment of entities capable of describing the immeasurable gap between the quality of shadowrun and counter-strike. Sorry tvc, truth be told.
Counter strike is a way of life. Shadowrun is a game.

[demi]

Even WILLCO likes Shadowrun WOW