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FatalT · « **on:** June 07, 2007, 09:40:34 AM »

SEVERUS SNAPE DIES

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** June 07, 2007, 09:41:01 AM »

Great thread, I hope to see many more. Perhaps the best first thread of all time.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:40:46 AM »

Hagrid dies in the last book. Not a spoiler, just a prediction.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:44:34 AM »

the writing in that "scan" is too awful to be real, even for jk rowling. i'm gonna call FAKE. also who the fuck is "Rimulus" (and why is he acting like an old friend of harry's) -- it sounds like a self-insertion (lol) fanfic character for some hot salad tossing Harry x Ron x the corpse of Dumbledore action.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:50:45 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

just kidding

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:51:28 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 07, 2007, 10:44:34 AM

the writing in that "scan" is too awful to be real, even for jk rowling. i'm gonna call FAKE. also who the fuck is "Rimulus" (and why is he acting like an old friend of harry's) -- it sounds like a self-insertion (lol) fanfic character for some hot salad tossing Harry x Ron x the corpse of Dumbledore action.

dont ruin this!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:52:04 AM »

the point is to legitimately spoil harry potter, not perpetuate some lame net hoax!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:52:28 AM »

The writing doesnt seem very good.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:52:38 AM »

change PD's name to RIMULUS

Cheebs · « **Reply #9 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:53:06 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 07, 2007, 10:52:38 AM

change PD's name to RIMULUS

I want it to be Snape Dies

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2007, 10:53:11 AM »

"Harry paused for a moment for another thought"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 07, 2007, 11:16:11 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 07, 2007, 10:53:11 AM

"Harry paused for a moment for another thought"

And what is the first thing he says after this pause? 'it hurts'

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** June 07, 2007, 11:17:19 AM »

oh fanfic

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 07, 2007, 11:22:34 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 07, 2007, 11:17:19 AM

oh fanfic

I haven't read a piece of fanfic in about a decade. Man, that stuff is horrible.

Yeti · « **Reply #14 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:01:32 PM »

rimulus

edit: Probably meant Romulus, as in Romulus and Remus the two twins raised by wolves and one of them built Rome. Remus Lupin was a werewolf, so that is kind of clever, I have to begrudgingly admit. $:-\$

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:04:17 PM »

YOU feggits

Yeti · « **Reply #16 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:12:05 PM »

come on dude, it's obviously fake. Besides, if you are browsing the internet there will be no way to avoid Harry Potter spoilers once they come out.

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:12:44 PM »

I'm kidding, you tit.

Cyanista · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM »

What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM

What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books?

.

Cheebs · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM

What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books?

Michelle The Fibber.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2007, 12:48:00 PM »

Snape dies? OMG SPOILER. That's quite obvious, and of course that "scan" is fake. Show me where JK says it's real.

I love the books, but even I won't deny that some things are predictive. Snape will die protecting Harry. We'll finally get confirmation that yes, he loved Lily, and that's the reason he mistreated Harry; Harry is a physical representation of Snape's weakness (his heart) and failure (James was able to "win" Lily, despite being an ass).

BlackMage · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2007, 02:58:15 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 07, 2007, 12:48:00 PM

We'll finally get confirmation that yes, he loved Lily, and that's the reason he mistreated Harry; Harry is a physical representation of Snape's weakness (his heart) and failure (James was able to "win" Lily, despite being an ass).

nerd alert

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2007, 03:27:16 PM »

i think willco's roommate has a tattoo of that on his back

Third · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2007, 04:07:04 PM »

I'm so going to ignore the internet when the book's out.

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2007, 06:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM

What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books?

you never cease to turn me on.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2007, 07:28:44 PM »

You know whats awesome about this though? It may not be real, but the seed has been set. You may or may have not been spoiled PEEDEE!

The ANTICIPATION is KILLING ME. Or maybe not...but it is!

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