The Porch Monkey scene is so obviously the best scene in any comedy last year, for example.
Yeah, the stupid ABC dance (sans Rosario's beautiful breasts jumping up and down) and the romance crap ruined the pacing of this movie, but when it tries to be funny it hits hard. If that other shit wasn't in there this probably would have been my favorite movie of 2006.
I am trying to find the uncut portion of the porch monkey scene that's shown in the deleted scenes. It is a masterpiece and must be seen by all, but since you guys are mostly white you may not find it as funny as me.
"They need some Mexicans up in here. A Mexican can put up a roof in 30 seconds! Made me lose my job. I had to go to university. See this is what I'm tellin' ya, those Mexicans are off the chain! White boy done fell off!"
Oh my God I was rolling. What was even more amazing was that 90% of the shit they were saying wasn't even on the script.
Fucking genius.
I can't find this shit on youtube in high quality nor the amazing version of the scene that's in the deleted scenes section because these fucking idiot nerds find LOTR vs Star Wars far more entertaining when it's not. Anyone with half a brain knows LotR blows Star Wars out of the water.
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Another classic scene:
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