Author Topic: Evilbore Exclusive: Drinky buys a Mac :( :( :( (Read 3525 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** September 13, 2006, 11:42:19 PM »

Our good pal TVC-15 sold me his 17" Core Duo iMac (2GB RAM, Radeon 1600XT) for a cool K so he could pay the sales tax on some quad-core Mac Pro monster, and I have installed it downstairs. I feel the general uselessness and frivolity of OS X radiating from it, yet I am attracted, not repelled. I am questioning my staunch Windowsexuality. Help!

Mondain · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2006, 11:44:55 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2006, 11:48:14 PM »

For once, I'm gonna agree with you.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2006, 11:49:04 PM »

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2006, 12:09:38 AM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2006, 12:10:03 AM »

1000k and a blowjob?

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2006, 12:37:21 AM »

Yes! Another Macsexual has joined the fold. Don't you just feel better than the dirty PC poors? Do you feel the power of FreeBSD bursting between your legs?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2006, 08:42:54 AM »

Wow, think about all the great PC games you can play now.

Christopher · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2006, 09:56:03 AM »

Wow Drinky I BET your going to buy a Wii too to cap off the seal of faggitry.

morphix · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:02:50 AM »

I fount if I tried to operate my PC only using my feet I simulated the experience of using a Mac pretty accurately

Drinky do you not have a PC and feet?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:30:25 AM »

Quote from: Mondain on September 13, 2006, 11:44:55 PM

taco

I concur. taco.

APF · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:33:08 AM »

I do most of my dev work on my windows desktop, but just got a macbook to tote around for email/etc. Personally I'm digging it, but I definitely wouldn't switch completely; for instance I can't watch 90% the Mormon porn torrents I d/l, which is a total bummer. Perfect for a laptop though...

Mac Laptop:Wii :: Windows Desktop:x360

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:41:07 AM »

Quote from: APF

the Mormon porn torrents I d/l

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:56:37 AM »

Hey, I still own a PC that'll shame all yours -- with maybe the exception of millionaire boy there! It's still my main rig and the destination of my heart's yearning

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2006, 01:03:35 PM »

I love the way Hotkeys are setup in OS X, I feel that anything on my Mac in within reach with just a 2 keystrokes

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:01:05 PM »

Mac OS X as a casual experience isn't bad at all. On the other hand, as a computer professional, I'm frustrated by how embedded and arcane access to real system statistics and options are -- I wound up finding the Terminal and hacking around from the FreeBSD prompt (ah, the Unix-esque life, it's good to be back.) It's certainly not an OS for those who've made computers their business and lifestyle, although it isn't unusable. It's like night and day over my LAST Mac experience, which was under the well-nigh unusable OS 9 -- how Macfags EVER hyped that Win3.1 grade piece of shit is beyond me. True multitasking when they FINALLY got it in 2002 musta blown their little idiot minds.

My wife, on the other hand, likes that all the shit *she* cares about is RIGHT THERE -- the browser, the weather report, iTunes, the DVD playback, the aquarium screensaver -- without the need to dredge around a bit in various menus.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on September 14, 2006, 09:56:03 AM

Wow Drinky I BET your going to buy a Wii too to cap off the seal of faggitry.

Capping off the seal of faggotry would probably be something like joining a frat.

Bacon · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2006, 12:50:02 AM »

I'm getting a MBP whenever it gets the C2D.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:07:27 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on September 14, 2006, 09:56:03 AM

Wow Drinky I BET your going to buy a Wii too to cap off the seal of faggitry.

says the guy who like metal gear solid.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:16:43 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 15, 2006, 01:07:27 AM

Quote from: Christopher on September 14, 2006, 09:56:03 AM
Wow Drinky I BET your going to buy a Wii too to cap off the seal of faggitry.
says the guy who like metal gear solid.

DON"T YOU SAY THAT NINTENHO!

* BlueTsunami puts up his fisticuffs

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:20:08 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2006, 01:16:43 AM

DON"T YOU SAY THAT NINTENHO!
* BlueTsunami puts up his fisticuffs

that's what EVERYBODY says.

Chewbacca · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:23:27 AM »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:24:47 AM »

Quote from: Chewbacca on September 15, 2006, 01:23:27 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your face!

Chewbacca · « **Reply #23 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:25:05 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 15, 2006, 01:24:47 AM

Quote from: Chewbacca on September 15, 2006, 01:23:27 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your face!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:26:22 AM »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhahahahahaha

That shit's gold

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:31:15 AM »

Quote from: Chewbacca on September 15, 2006, 01:25:05 AM

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

ah

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:33:03 AM »

You better dual boot windows on that thing!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:34:58 AM »

I have two powerful Windows rigs; why would I need to?

Vizzys · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:54:11 AM »

to...have more windows.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:04:58 AM »

Drinky, within the next month, Codeweavers CrossOver should release, which emulates winapi and directx. The current beta runs steam and Source engine apps with no problems whatsoever. Soon you won't even have to virtualize Windows to use its apps.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:06:42 AM »

vista rox fu all

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:09:54 AM »

Vista RC1 is pure sugartits.

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:12:27 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 15, 2006, 02:04:58 AM

Drinky, within the next month, Codeweavers CrossOver should release, which emulates winapi and directx. The current beta runs steam and Source engine apps with no problems whatsoever. Soon you won't even have to virtualize Windows to use its apps.

Mwahaha sounds awesome...

Vista is indeed the shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:30:09 AM »

Vista RC1 makes me say WOW

Vania · « **Reply #34 on:** September 15, 2006, 05:56:10 AM »

i used to have a mac.

sucked it did. imacg4 was ok during the old days. 2002 I think haha.

windows had way more shit before macs had os x.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #35 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:19:56 PM »

how do you right click on a mac?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #36 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:41:28 PM »

Quote from: mogwaiOA on September 15, 2006, 02:19:56 PM

how do you right click on a mac?

You can use Third Party Mice that have left and rick click buttons. Works perfectly.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** September 15, 2006, 06:38:47 PM »

The mighty mouse has like 5 buttons, cunningly concealed.

Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** September 15, 2006, 07:00:58 PM »

I believe you can double tap the trackpad on the notebooks too.

Christopher · « **Reply #39 on:** September 24, 2006, 11:46:23 PM »

whoops edit.

Oh yeah Macs gotta have one.

Polari · « **Reply #40 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:05:52 AM »

Quote from: mogwaiOA on September 15, 2006, 02:19:56 PM

how do you right click on a mac?

Hold down the "Control" key when clicking.

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Author Topic: Evilbore Exclusive: Drinky buys a Mac :( :( :( (Read 3525 times)