Author Topic: If you can't jerk off to the skylight murder scene in Suspiria, you aren't human (Read 1935 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** June 10, 2007, 05:03:23 PM »

[youtube=425,350]xv_jz_MjU6Y[/youtube]

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:04:32 PM »

that was a pretty jarring scene -- not so much for the gore, but just for how well it was shot. ouch. i thought the crawling through razorwire scene and the hobo getting mauled by cujo were a little more grossout shocking, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:48:55 PM »

The razor wire room is pure brilliance, just because you think she's going to escape and there she's home fre- OH SHIT YOU FELL INTO A PIT OF RAZOR WIRE LOLZ

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:51:10 PM »

The lighting in that movie is also out of this world. This is the kind of horror that will simply never be made again, no matter how hard "The Splat Pack" try to force their retro horror sensibilities down our throats.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:57:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 10, 2007, 05:51:10 PM

The lighting in that movie is also out of this world. This is the kind of horror that will simply never be made again, no matter how hard "The Splat Pack" try to force their retro horror sensibilities down our throats.

I like the colors in the movie a lot. Were they sets, or was this shot in some bizarre 70s euro building? because I can see a place that bizarre actually being built in the 70s.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** June 10, 2007, 06:04:17 PM »

Fucking Youtube has been messing up all week for me. Some videos simply won't load, including this one :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 10, 2007, 08:48:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 10, 2007, 05:57:02 PM

I like the colors in the movie a lot. Were they sets, or was this shot in some bizarre 70s euro building? because I can see a place that bizarre actually being built in the 70s.

I'm not quite sure. I've only seen the bare bones DVD, but I'd really like an in-depth one. It's definitely not on the radar of your average individual, but it's always ranked in the Top 10 by most people working in the genre.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2007, 08:54:40 PM »

yeah, i loved the crazy clashing color saturation; it was like disney hell. it's actually totally refreshing compared to the grain-and-rust look the barker/saw kids love to abuse these days.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 10, 2007, 08:55:09 PM »

That was stupid.

Cyanista · « **Reply #9 on:** June 10, 2007, 08:56:42 PM »

That was awesome.

and lol leave it to demi to be wrong as usual, on purpose.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** June 10, 2007, 08:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 10, 2007, 08:54:40 PM

yeah, i loved the crazy clashing color saturation; it was like disney hell. it's actually totally refreshing compared to the grain-and-rust look the barker/saw kids love to abuse these days.

Yes, but you see, you are mistaken, Doug. When they were kids, they saw The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Last House on the Left, so all their movies will look like that. Because that's what all retro horror movies look like. All of them.

Error Macro · « **Reply #11 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:22:34 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 10, 2007, 08:55:09 PM

That was stupid.

I don't know you.

Technicolor

crazy ass Goblin score

fucked up Snow White

Here's the infamous razor wire scene:
[youtube=425,350]2xh7fB-6Jqc[/youtube]

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 10, 2007, 08:59:31 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 10, 2007, 08:54:40 PM
yeah, i loved the crazy clashing color saturation; it was like disney hell. it's actually totally refreshing compared to the grain-and-rust look the barker/saw kids love to abuse these days.

Yes, but you see, you are mistaken, Doug. When they were kids, they saw The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Last House on the Left, so all their movies will look like that. Because that's what all retro horror movies look like. All of them.

Yeah, but we know that they love their razor wire in Saw, too :-p

Also, demi, your opinion sucks, Juggalo.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:40:51 PM »

All you have to do is stop posting stupid videos and maybe I just won't call them stupid. You stupid.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:41:25 PM »

Oh moody bollocks, why so moody?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:43:59 PM »

oh man....that razor wire scene is fucken crazy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 10, 2007, 09:40:51 PM

All you have to do is stop posting stupid videos and maybe I just won't call them stupid. You stupid.

Here, demi, here's a video you can watch while the big boys talk about Suspiria:

[youtube=425,350]oBbTNeTiKyE[/youtube]

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:45:46 PM »

You even picked a stupid ICP song, pick a decent one at least. Some juggalo you are.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:51:35 PM »

[youtube=425,350]D-MMKAd6Z2o[/youtube]
$:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 10, 2007, 09:45:46 PM

You even picked a stupid ICP song, pick a decent one at least. Some juggalo you are.

You make it sound like there are non-stupid one.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:57:39 PM »

You make it sound like you are non-stupid. Hey guess what? You're a stupid. Keep it up, little man.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 10, 2007, 10:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 10, 2007, 09:57:39 PM

You make it sound like you are non-stupid. Hey guess what? You're a stupid. Keep it up, little man.

I'm not the one hating on Suspiria while implicitly claiming there are good ICP songs!

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** June 10, 2007, 10:08:54 PM »

I remember I saw Suspiria at about 5 AM a few years ago on November 1st...I think TCM was having a horror festival hosted by Tom Savini, and he introduced it. By the time it finished, it was the crack of dawn. I hadn't slept all night and the emotions the movie produced in me were eerie. The soundtrack was bizarre, yet perfect...after Suspiria, TCM played Deep Red, which was almost as good. That was my introduction to Argento movies.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #23 on:** June 10, 2007, 10:21:06 PM »

What is this movie about? I watched the scene with the barbwire pit in film class and I immediatly put it on my netflix list. I'm gonna bump it up to numero uno.

Error Macro · « **Reply #24 on:** June 10, 2007, 10:43:15 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 10, 2007, 10:21:06 PM

What is this movie about?

It's about this chick who goes to Europe to join a renowned ballet school. After a while there, she realizes that the temperature is rising. Like, it's getting really fucking hot - almost ninety degrees. The worst part of all is when she finds out that the air conditioner is broken! Some evil spirits awaken in the school and start to prey on her frailness by subjecting her to all sorts of atrocities, including disturbing her sleep by making the room warm! It's really quite gruesome.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:24:48 PM »

The way the movie is shot is very unsettling.

Can anyone recommend me a few other giallos? I'm trying to get into them more and more. I bought Forbidden Photos of a Lady Beyond Suspicion and What Have You Done to Solange? during the Deep Discount DVD sale...I'm considering getting a few others, as well, but the big giallo box set I was interested in is apparently now out of print.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:30:33 PM »

deep red is good, and i vaguely recall tenebre/tenebrae not sucking.

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:33:01 PM »

I've seen Deep Red. I think Tenebre was showing the day I saw Suspiria and Deep Red, but I went to sleep right after it started. :/

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:16:58 AM »

turns out i was wrong; i thought tenebrae was the "sequel" to suspiria, but the sequel is actually a movie called "inferno" i've never seen. reviews make it sound not so good, though :/

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:18:57 AM »

Supposedly Suspiria and Inferno are two first parts of a trilogy, but Argento's never bothered to make the third film in the series (and interviews make it sound like he never will).

etiolate · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:37:25 AM »

It's loud and blurry, but that may be youtube's fault.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:03:11 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 11, 2007, 12:18:57 AM

Supposedly Suspiria and Inferno are two first parts of a trilogy, but Argento's never bothered to make the third film in the series (and interviews make it sound like he never will).

According to Wiki, he showed the first 20 minutes of it at Cannes this year. There's also a trailer linked to from the wiki.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:14:20 AM »

Wow, I never thought he'd actually make it...with Asia Argento in the lead, according to wiki. It only took him 27 years, lol. I should watch Suspiria again and get Inferno to prepare myself.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:14:01 AM »

Quote from: Error Macro on June 10, 2007, 10:43:15 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 10, 2007, 10:21:06 PM
What is this movie about?

It's about this chick who goes to Europe to join a renowned ballet school. After a while there, she realizes that the temperature is rising. Like, it's getting really fucking hot - almost ninety degrees.

Uhhhh, when it was 90 degrees in my house you said I was whining.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:16:17 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 10, 2007, 11:30:33 PM

deep red is good, and i vaguely recall tenebre/tenebrae not sucking.

Deep Red and Tenebre are like the same movie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:24:02 AM »

i watched suspiria and tenebre in an uh, er, ah, altered state, and by the time tenebre hit the vcr, i was kinda in spaceman country. $:-\$

Yeti · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:35:11 AM »

Haha, Suspiria is a weird movie, my friend is a big horror fan and had me watch it and Opera in the same night. I think Opera is by the same guy, it definitely has a similar style.

Robo · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:37:59 AM »

Suspiria has one of the sexiest horror film soundtracks.

hyp · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:31:49 PM »

mmmmmm suspiria.

Error Macro · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:34:24 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 11, 2007, 11:14:01 AM

Uhhhh, when it was 90 degrees in my house you said I was whining.

Oh, my. I know you're not joking, either.

Yeti · « **Reply #40 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:49:21 AM »

Quote from: Error Macro on June 11, 2007, 05:34:24 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 11, 2007, 11:14:01 AM
Uhhhh, when it was 90 degrees in my house you said I was whining.

Oh, my. I know you're not joking, either.

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Author Topic: If you can't jerk off to the skylight murder scene in Suspiria, you aren't human (Read 1935 times)