Author Topic: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run." (Read 1009 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** June 11, 2007, 03:07:58 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity/hilton/index.html

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:32:50 AM »

Remember that PBF where the dinos summon the meteors? I kinda wish I could do that right now, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm super drunk right now.

Ok, so it has something to do with that.

etiolate · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:59:14 AM »

http://www.break.com/index/paris-hilton-super-fan-loses-it.html

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2007, 06:37:04 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2007, 10:35:29 AM »

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:30:45 PM »

Fox News. We spin, you agree. Look, a puppy!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:49:48 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM »

wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM

wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:08:43 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 11, 2007, 05:05:40 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

What, no sexual innuendo?

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Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:08:59 PM »

50 Cent has the best news center:

Quote from: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity/50cent/index.html

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P.I.M.P.
Born:
July 6, 1975
Queens, N.Y.

Shot nine times and survived

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:10:08 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 11, 2007, 05:08:43 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 11, 2007, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What, no sexual innuendo?

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you know that cooter's gotta be STANKIN!

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Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2007, 06:32:26 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM

wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

This chick at my college has a bigger one. Disgusting.

Christopher · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 11, 2007, 04:49:48 PM

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Those signs are begging to be photoshopped haha.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:24:27 PM »

I'll believe this when I see her as a reformed nun.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/people_nm/hilton_dc;_ylt=Am2ZQjIGi35K0ZIj.YXvBElY24cA

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:44:16 PM »

She's already attention whoring again by giving a phone interview to Barbara Walters. She'll be right back to her old sex, drugs and booze lifestyle as soon as she's released, take my word for it.

Beezy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:54:12 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM

wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:57:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 11, 2007, 04:49:48 PM

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How does someone get like this!?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:59:33 PM »

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Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2007, 10:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on June 11, 2007, 04:49:48 PM

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Is the guy on the left the "NOOO NOOO NOOOOOO" guy?

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:30:29 PM »

The lady on the right reminded me of that scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca put C3P0's head and torso on backwards relative to his waist and legs.

Also, the guy on the left has some decent innuendo going on in his poster.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:08:27 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 09:59:33 PM

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