Author Topic: I think I have a low sex drive (Read 1857 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** June 11, 2007, 11:12:47 AM »

Ok, there has been some on going frustration in my raltionship the past few weeks and it revovles around sex. My GF wants to have sex all the time and everywhere. She even was disapointed when I told that we wernt going to have sex when we visit my parents. Anyway, its gets frustrating because there are times when I am too tired or just dont feel like it. I know it frustrates her too. The problem is sex just isnt a bug deal for me. I think years of constint masterbation has made my dick numb and now i just don't feel much and it sucks. Do any other guys know what I am talking about?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:14:31 AM »

I wish you had a low posting drive.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:15:17 AM »

what what what

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:15:42 AM »

More attention whoring from FOC. We all know you're not a virgin anymore. Go back to fucking your girlfriend.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:16:26 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 11, 2007, 11:15:42 AM

More attention whoring from FOC. We all know you're not a virgin anymore. Go back to fucking your girlfriend.

This is a serious problem. It sucks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:17:28 AM »

So do your posts, and they are also a serious problem.

tiesto · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:17:48 AM »

You can send her my way

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:18:04 AM »

I wouldn't worry about it, FOC. Just remember, when things get rough, when all hope seems lost...

AUTOBOTS ARE WATCHING OVER YOUUUUUUU

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:18:29 AM »

Everyone go to my high quality July OMG thread where I post a picture of Stargate Season 10 box-art.

Yeti · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:20:09 AM »

did FoC give G his account?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:21:11 AM »

perhaps you need to date someone with more

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Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:22:31 AM »

FOC's girl is the one who had had some sort of contact with seven penises before he came along, right?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:22:36 AM »

I think the clear answer is "Masturbate less and you'll have some left over for your lady friend/special lady"

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:23:05 AM »

Buy her a dildo.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:49:00 AM »

Dude, there are at least a half dozen fucking typos in that paragraph. That's like Father Mike bad.

Solo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:54:52 AM »

You might be gay.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:56:16 AM »

A BUG DEAL INDEED

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:10:57 PM »

Don't say that FOC it gives me no hope when I finally get a chick at your age :'(

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 11, 2007, 11:49:00 AM

Dude, there are at least a half dozen fucking typos in that paragraph. That's like Father Mike bad.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:19:10 PM »

The problem stems from the fact that your girlfriend lacks a penis.

And it is transparent to everyone that this thread was created solely so you can tell us all, yet again, that you have a girlfriend, and that she really likes having sex.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »

Have you licked her pooter yet?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:37:34 PM »

MY GIRLFRIEND

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2007, 12:38:06 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 11, 2007, 12:26:23 PM

Have you licked her pooper yet?

Fixed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2007, 01:11:10 PM »

So does she ask for sex and you ask if you could chew on her toenails or pop her pimples?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2007, 01:17:16 PM »

You guys are assholes.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2007, 01:21:03 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2007, 01:53:53 PM »

This thread is scares the shit out of me. No more wanking :'(

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:06:42 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 11, 2007, 01:53:53 PM

This thread is scares the shit out of me. No more wanking :'(

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I know eh. :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:34:03 PM »

this thread needs more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASisLT5XHtg

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:37:35 PM »

No it fucking does not. We never need more of that.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:42:07 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on June 11, 2007, 02:37:35 PM

No it fucking does not. We never need more of that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:43:15 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:44:26 PM »

So since she wants to fuck all the time, like a bunny rabbit, does this mean you can fuck like a bunny rabbit, FoC? Seems you're a pretty good lover dude. Congrats. Can I nail her bunny hole the next time I'm in Austin?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 11, 2007, 02:44:26 PM

So since she wants to fuck all the time, like a bunny rabbit, does this mean you can fuck like a bunny rabbit, FoC? Seems you're a pretty good lover dude. Congrats. Can I nail her bunny hole the next time I'm in Austin?

she doesn't go for black folks, disguise yourself with play dough! it worked for Eddie Murphy!

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2007, 02:47:58 PM »

Okay, fine, sometimes we need that to ameliorate our magic shows.

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Boogie · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:08:37 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 11, 2007, 01:17:16 PM

You guys are assholes.

and yet you don't leave.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:24:07 PM »

Is it time to leper FoC again? Magic 8 ball says "Past time, fool!"

Cyanista · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:32:25 PM »

WTF is wrong with you, taco? Your woman is begging for a boning and you are posting on EB whining about not being able to get it up?

How does sex suck for you? Are you really that small?

Look, it's simple. If you don't take care of your partner's needs, he or she will find someone who can.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:34:13 PM »

I am going to bone FoC's gf.

bluemax · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:35:08 PM »

I'm confused? Is he complaining that he can't get it up or that he doesn't feel anything?

Robo · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:38:56 PM »

He's saying he has a shriveled libido and it's ruining his RALTIONSHIP. This shit is a BUG DEAL.

Cyanista · « **Reply #40 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:43:05 PM »

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I think years of constint masterbation has made my dick numb and now i just don't feel much and it sucks.

Easy, Mr. Wizard. That sounds about as scientific as the old ass mouthbreather who came in and told my coworker she wasn't getting pregnant because she and her husband did it too much.

YOU GOTS TO LET THEM SPERMS AGE, GIRLS.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #41 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:00:49 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on June 11, 2007, 03:38:56 PM

He's saying he has a shriveled libido and it's ruining his RALTIONSHIP. This shit is a BUG DEAL.

Really?

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:05:52 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 11, 2007, 04:00:49 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on June 11, 2007, 03:38:56 PM
He's saying he has a shriveled libido and it's ruining his RALTIONSHIP. This shit is a BUG DEAL.

Really?

it's not a bug deal?

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:09:42 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 11, 2007, 03:32:25 PM

WTF is wrong with you, taco? Your woman is begging for a boning and you are posting on EB whining about not being able to get it up?

How does sex suck for you? Are you really that small?

Look, it's simple. If you don't take care of your partner's needs, he or she will find someone who can.

Robo · « **Reply #44 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:11:39 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 11, 2007, 04:00:49 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on June 11, 2007, 03:38:56 PM
He's saying he has a shriveled libido and it's ruining his RALTIONSHIP. This shit is a BUG DEAL.

Really?

It's definitely a bug deal. Until you're ready to man up and provide your skank with the deep-dickin' she so desires, she may be able to curb her boundless appetite with constint masterbation-- but I can assure you she will not allow her sex life to revovle around flying solo. Eventually she's going to seek a new mate; one with a hard cock and a fist full of lubrication; one that will not disapoint.

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Author Topic: I think I have a low sex drive (Read 1857 times)