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Junpei the Tracer!

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You have 24 hours to live.
« on: June 11, 2007, 12:36:48 PM »
What would you do abd how would you do it?

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 12:38:47 PM »
Get all my cash out of the bank, then get a aZn ho for the night and a hotel room with a hot tub.  :P
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Tauntaun

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 12:39:01 PM »
What would you do abd how would you do it?



I'd learn how to use spellcheck.  Then trace my own body and die in that exact position. :-*
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 12:46:05 PM »
I would get an Azn ho, then trace her. Kind of like Peter Greenaway's The Pillow Book, only instead of calligraphy, tracing.
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 01:08:42 PM »
Stop saying I trace!!
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Tauntaun

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 01:11:20 PM »
I would get an Azn ho, then trace her. Kind of like Peter Greenaway's The Pillow Book, only instead of calligraphy, tracing.

 :lol

edit:
Stop saying I trace!!


looks at name,  :lol
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 01:25:20 PM »
the last few hours, I'd start killing random people GTA-style.  and cause a huge clusterfuck throughout the city.

seriously.

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 01:28:35 PM »
I would get an Azn ho, then trace her. Kind of like Peter Greenaway's The Pillow Book, only instead of calligraphy, tracing.

mmmm Peter Greenaway.

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Tauntaun

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 01:28:59 PM »
the last few hours, I'd start killing random people GTA-style.  and cause a huge clusterfuck throughout the city.

seriously.

but would you trace their dead bodies?  ???
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 01:51:29 PM »
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   [Puff Daddy]
I want you to ask yourself one question
If you had twenty four hours to live, what would you do?
That's some deep shit right there, a lot of pressure
How would you handle it?
Mase, what would you do?

[Mase]
Yo, I'd turn out all the hoes that's heterosexual
Smack conceited niccas right off the pedestal
I'd even look for my dad that I never knew
And show him how I look in my Beretta, too
I'd do good shit like take kids from the ghetto
Show them what they could have if they never settle
Take every white kid from high class level
Show 'em what Christmas like growin' up in the ghetto
Teach niccas how to spend, stack the rest
Give blunts to the niccas under massive stress
Give every bum on the street cash to invest
And hope Harlem will blow up be my last request

[Jadakiss]
Yo, yo if I had twenty four hours to kick the bucket, fuck it
I'd probably eat some fried chicken and drink a Nantucket
Then go get a jar from Branson
And make sure I leave my mother the money to take care of grandson
Load the three power, hop in the Eddie Bauer
And go give all six to that papi that sold me flour
Get a fresh baldy, make a few calls
Shop at the mall, shoot a lil' ball
Have all of my bitches on one telly at the same time
Spread it out on different floors
And I'm gon' play lotto, for what?
Even though I ain't gon' be here tomorrow, so what

[Black Rob]
You know when I was close to the ledge
I'd probably be in the wedge
With this bare spanish mami playin' 'tween my legs
Then I'm off to get choke and smoke one a them dreads
And get that bitch from '89 that gave us up to the feds
Thought of momma, wrote her a note, we ain'

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2007, 02:35:31 PM »
I'd drive to Minneapolis.  :-*

I'd stop for demi on the way.   :hump
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2007, 07:38:00 PM »
I'd drive to Minneapolis.  :-*

I'd stop for demi on the way.   :hump

:-* :hump

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2007, 07:58:02 PM »
Buy a PS3 and fuck the SHIT out of it
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FatalT

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2007, 08:01:25 PM »
I'd get naked, grab a pistol, run to the nearest elementary school, run into a full classroom, and blow my brains out. That'll teach those little shits a lesson in life.

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2007, 08:49:45 PM »
I would get some life insurance.

oh and do something crazy of course
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2007, 09:22:20 PM »
I'd get naked, grab a pistol, run to the nearest elementary school, run into a full classroom, and blow my brains out. That'll teach those little shits a lesson in life.
:rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2007, 09:28:21 PM »
i'd find a certain old employer of mine and fuck him in the shitter, tie him to the front my car mad max style, and run into a parking garage pylon. WHAT!

actually, probably better to let him live with a prolapsed rectum and a shamed existence. MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER! says leonidas
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Ichirou

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2007, 09:47:38 PM »
I would try to rekindle my faith in God, because I would be freaked the fuck out.

Also, I would delete all my porn from my hard drive and throw away any shit that might upset my parents when they clean up my stuff after I die.
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2007, 09:50:15 PM »
i'd probably put some scat porn as my screensaver and background to freak my parents out

Ichirou

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2007, 09:53:03 PM »
Do you hate your parents, Mups?
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Mupepe

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2007, 09:59:53 PM »
Do you hate your parents, Mups?
my mom would know it's a joke and my dad would probably be proud of me in some sick fashion.

Ichirou

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2007, 10:01:26 PM »
Do you hate your parents, Mups?
my mom would know it's a joke and my dad would probably be proud of me in some sick fashion.

Your parents are 2 cool 4 school.
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Tauntaun

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2007, 12:15:09 AM »
Do you hate your parents, Mups?
my mom would know it's a joke and my dad would probably be proud of me in some sick fashion.

Your parents are 2 cool 4 school.

they'd prob have sex on your bed while watching it and then your dad would splooge on your screen and they'd laugh, then cry cause their son is dead
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Ichirou

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2007, 12:17:36 AM »
Do you hate your parents, Mups?
my mom would know it's a joke and my dad would probably be proud of me in some sick fashion.

Your parents are 2 cool 4 school.

they'd prob have sex on your bed while watching it and then your dad would splooge on your screen and they'd laugh, then cry cause their son is dead

lol, no, his dad would cum inside her and then his mom would get pregnant and they would name the new baby Mupepe II, but his nickname would be "shitface" due to how he was conceived.
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Tauntaun

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2007, 12:21:52 AM »
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lol, no, his dad would cum inside her and then his mom would get pregnant and they would name the new baby Mupepe II, but his nickname would be "shitface" due to how he was conceived.

 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2007, 12:35:51 AM »
my parents don't get along, my mom's tubes are tied, my dad had a vasectomy and neither of them know my online name is Mupepe

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2007, 12:43:37 AM »
I would tell my depressing story to a party of about 5 hot chicks and get all kinds of pity sex. 

Ichirou

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2007, 01:14:34 AM »
my parents don't get along, my mom's tubes are tied, my dad had a vasectomy and neither of them know my online name is Mupepe

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Re: You have 24 hours to live.
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2007, 01:19:55 AM »
What would you do abd how would you do it?



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