Author Topic: i am wiitarded, do do do do do de do (Read 2860 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:11:17 PM »

what on earth is the appeal of the "voting" channel

i wish wobe was here to answer that question, but he's too busy with the voices in his head these days :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:19:24 PM »

nintendo fans really ARE manchildren, it seems. if only their insistence upon an innocent worldview didn't likewise preclude their deviance, specifically their furry tendencies!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:32:39 PM »

Wii is actually pretty sweet, bitches love it and the games are fun. Lick my ass you fagets

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:33:51 PM »

what does one play on the wii

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:34:38 PM »

add "pre-pubescent scatological obsession" to the list of ninthing deviance

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:44:15 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 09:19:24 PM

if only their insistence upon an innocent worldview didn't likewise preclude their deviance, specifically their furry tendencies!

If history shows anything, it's that Nintendo fans have an capacity for cognitive dissonance rivaling college educated creationists and holocaust revisionists. Reconciling their furry and lolicon tendencies with "WII SPORTS IS SO FRESH" is merely (man)child's play.

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Wii is actually pretty sweet, bitches love it and the games are fun.

It's great if you've never liked playing games, or liked playing games at one point long ago but stopped playing them. How anyone who could be enthusiastic enough about the hobby to post on a message board and actually like the system is beyond me.

Unless they are, of course, manchildren, and enjoy their mascot and nostalgia games the same way a three year old likes to watch the same damn movie everyday and wakes up at 5:30 AM on Saturday to watch decades old cartoon reruns.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:48:09 PM »

I wont deny that I have some sort of fixation with piss and shit. Basically I show Wii Sports to any babes that turn up at my place and they go crazy for that shit, like wet panties and everything. Im playing Eledees right now and its pretty badass, you have to chuck all this crap around and find the little shits hiding underneath, Im also playing Metal Slug Anthology which is aweosme, Im also having fun with Kororinpa and Excite Truck. Theres a lot more stuff to play on Wii than PS3.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2007, 09:53:42 PM »

frag

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2007, 10:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 09:33:51 PM

what does one play on the wii

You and I don't play anything on the Wii, but our bitches should.

Wii isn't for us

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2007, 10:47:47 PM »

The voting channel is fucking GAY.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2007, 10:56:44 PM »

I'm buying a Wii

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:04:02 PM »

yer also gay and emotionally stunted!

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:06:46 PM »

Do you have a problem with that?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:10:04 PM »

of course not! but clearly you and the wii were meant for each other

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:13:15 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on June 11, 2007, 09:32:39 PM

Wii is actually pretty sweet, bitches love it and the games are fun. Lick my ass you fagets

You know what else bitches love? Smiley faces.

Bitches love those smiley faces.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:27:31 AM »

They also love Chicken Tenders and other deep fried shit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:12:13 AM »

You people need to get over your hate for Wii. Go play your cute knight loli games.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:14:01 AM »

Im pretty sure TVC and Drinky played it as a joke....

pretty sure...

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:21:10 AM »

Making fun of the mentally disabled is not cool. $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:23:36 AM »

fuck yes it is, when has it NOT been cool i ask

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:24:16 AM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:57:04 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 12, 2007, 01:24:16 AM

I'm with ya, Ichirou, I just don't bother to complain anymore about it. I long ago learned it does no good with Drinky.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:59:03 AM »

oh come on, one of the sublime joys of high school was tricking the mentally disadvantaged into hilarious public masturbation situations! don't hate. this is the shit farrelly brothers comedies are made of!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:00:57 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 12, 2007, 01:59:03 AM

oh come on, one of the sublime joys of high school was tricking the mentally disadvantaged into hilarious public masturbation situations! don't hate. this is the shit farrelly brothers comedies are made of!

I work with mentally distinguished mentally-challenged students and their parents on a regular basis. As a school psychologist, I'm supposed to advocate for them. $:-\$

Fuck, I'm the one that diagnoses and labels them as mentally distinguished mentally-challenged.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:09:15 AM »

I've worked with kids who are mentally disabled as well. I feel really sorry for them, they have a very tough life ahead of them, and having people make fun of them or their condition only makes it worse. $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:12:55 AM »

really? how does it make it worse? it probably makes it worse only inasmuch as internet sanctimony makes their lives better -- i.e. not at all. look, i'm as sympathetic as the next internet asshole, but i'm also a guy who'll dig on just about anything short of cancer patients and the holocaust just for a joke that probably amuses only me. and let's face it, the parallel between nintendo fanboys and folks with stunted development is too hi-larious to ignore! BUY A PSP.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:14:56 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 12, 2007, 02:12:55 AM

BUY A PSP.

You'd be distinguished mentally-challenged not to!

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:17:37 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 12, 2007, 02:12:55 AM

look, i'm as sympathetic as the next internet asshole,

...so in other words, not at all?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:21:09 AM »

...besides, they're funny! i'm honestly delighted by them; it's not the sneering contempt of the insecure, or the lachrymose pity of the sanctimonious: i think re-res are great slapstick. until you piss them off, of course: distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength is no fuckin' joke. take away their wii-mote and they'll fuckin' go mortal kombat on you.

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:02:43 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on June 11, 2007, 09:48:09 PM

Theres a lot more stuff to play on Wii than PS3.

PS3 can play PS2 games, so no.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:35:37 AM »

Wii can play GC games, so yes

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:21:22 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 12, 2007, 02:21:09 AM

until you piss them off, of course: distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength is no fuckin' joke.

tiesto · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:17:45 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 12, 2007, 04:02:43 AM

Quote from: Scenester on June 11, 2007, 09:48:09 PM
Theres a lot more stuff to play on Wii than PS3.

PS3 can play PS2 games, so no.

Yeah, let's all run out and buy a PS3 to play games on a console probably 99% of all gamers already own =P

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »

Nothing says democracy like allowing the mentally deformed to vote on a variety of spandex garbed stick figures decked out with all 4 colors of the rainbow.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:59:33 AM »

Scenester: You DO realize that the PS3 upscales PS2 games to high def and the PS2 has a MUCH MUCH larger library of higher quality games.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #36 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:35:16 PM »

The general rule of making fun of people is when its something they can change about themselves.
Making fun of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows is not cool. Making fun of fat people is okay. Obsessive nerds who fixate on something they apparently dislike so much are fair game too.

Warioware, super paper mario, and tiger woods are THE wii games.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #37 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 13, 2007, 11:59:33 AM

Scenester: You DO realize that the PS3 upscales PS2 games to high def and the PS2 has a MUCH MUCH larger library of higher quality games.

yes I do

I just needed some level of comeback lol. But my original comment was taking into account Wii titles vs. PS3 titles, not BC

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Author Topic: i am wiitarded, do do do do do de do (Read 2860 times)