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. . .how would you kill him?  If you were like, an evil alien or some such.
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 10:40:57 PM »
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 10:43:48 PM »
I'd be too intoxicated with his good looks to do anything*


*It's David Tennant right?
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 11:32:06 PM »
I'd do the whole Bugs Bunny thing and disguise myself as a female, gain his trust and when he relies on me to save him, turn on him.

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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 11:34:34 PM »
I'd give him an aspirin.  The Sixth Doctor once said that a single aspirin tablet would render him completely dead.
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 11:51:13 PM »
I'd shit my pants.
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2007, 12:10:33 AM »
What powers does the doctor have?
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2007, 12:18:12 AM »
What powers does the doctor have?

He's really smart and very well traveled.  Can regenerate upon dying.  Has 2 hearts.  Can go long periods without air.  Limited immunity to radiation and other forms of cosmic energy.  Effectively immortal (as long as he has regenerations left).  Owns the TARDIS.  Very British.

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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 12:19:54 AM »
Am I correct in assuming the Eccleston incarnation is the most awesome one?
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 12:33:49 AM »
Hmmmm, Pertwee, Tom Baker, and Troughton were all good Doctors.  It's kind of not right to compare the new and old series because they feel so different.  Christopher Eccleston's Doctor is great, but he only did it for one season.
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2007, 12:37:39 AM »
It is David Tennant, generally more light-hearted than Eccleston, that has the most badass Doctor Who moment in history when getting his revenge on the Family of Blood. 
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2007, 12:46:32 AM »
TENNANT'S THE BEST!!
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2007, 12:47:36 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2007, 12:51:20 AM »
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2007, 12:53:12 AM »
I'd call Bill Cosby and a photographer and whiteman would get an awesome birthday present. 

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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2007, 12:57:53 AM »
Tom Baker was the bestest ever. And that's not just because he was "my" Doctor, through childhood... He really was awesome. That sixth Doctor was a prick though. I'm not surprised a single aspirin could kill him. Sylvester McCoy was ok, but the show was a little too comedic back then to be able to judge properly.

I think Collin Baker (Sixth) was the only really bad one.  McCoy was kinda lousy, but I think that had more to do with the writing going to pot by then.  The first 5 Doctors are all great and unique.  The Eighth Doctor was good for what he was in, but it's tough to consider him in the running since he was just in the one TV movie.  Nine and Ten have both been really good.
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2007, 01:17:31 AM »
Why is it that every time the doctor is reborn, he looks younger than before? ???
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2007, 01:28:44 AM »
Why is it that every time the doctor is reborn, he looks younger than before? ???

The only times that has clearly happened is 1st to 2nd, 4th to 5th, 7th to 8th, and 9th to 10th.  That's just under half the time.
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2007, 01:42:47 AM »
Who was the guy who played him before Eccleston?  He's the second-coolest looking one (after Eccleston, of course).
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2007, 01:47:02 AM »
Paul McGann.  He was in the attempted mid-90s revival of Doctor Who.  It was a single TV movie that aired on Fox.  It was pretty good, but since there was an attempt to make the show attractive to American audiences (Fox funded it), there was quite a bit of exposition since there's a ton of backstory that was totally unfamiliar to Americans.

It's still a pretty good Doctor Who, and in many ways, it is a love note to Doctor Who fandom, particularly in the TARDIS design. 

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McGann had signed a contract to appear as the Eighth Doctor in a new Doctor Who series, if Fox or Universal exercised their option. Thus, the television movie was supposed to be a "back door pilot" in that, if it obtained respectable ratings, the new series would continue to be produced. The movie aired on May 14, 1996 in the US and on May 27, 1996 in the UK. Although it earned 9.08 million viewers and was very successful in the UK, ratings were very low in the United States. As a consequence, Fox did not exercise its option to pick up the series and Universal could not find another network who was interested in airing a new Doctor Who series. Thus no new series was produced until 2005, after all the contractual rights had returned to the BBC,

Yes, the EVIL FUCKING FOX NAZIS prevented the Doctor Who revival from happening for nearly a decade :(
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Re: If you came upon The Doctor from Doctor Who in real life. . .
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2007, 02:00:22 AM »
Fox is terrible...I try not to support them but they put out good stuff like The Shield.   :(
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