Author Topic: Groups of people that are the most fun to troll (Read 6021 times)

border · « **on:** June 12, 2007, 03:07:10 PM »

People that thought AI was a great movie

Shenmue fans

Nbots (pre-Wii only, Nintendo's newfound success has them behind an impenetrable wall of stupidity and cockiness)

Pearl Jam fanatics (usurping the slot once held by Radiohead fanatics)

Mormons

The homeschooled

Pro/Anti-circumcision nutballs

This recent crop of "I am awesome because I bought Apple stock" idiots

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:08:43 PM »

minorities and the mentally challenged

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:10:27 PM »

I like how half of these so far are subtle jabs at PD

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:15:08 PM »

Quote from: border on June 12, 2007, 03:07:10 PM

Shenmue fans

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:19:18 PM »

Psychonauts fans

border · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:20:38 PM »

I would have said "Advent Rising fans"......but so far as I can tell there's only 1.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:21:00 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM »

Ninthings are the best, but I'm not at the top of my game anymore sadly

A few more I like to troll:

-people who "play" mmorpgs
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)
-Nick
-Republicans/fundies/creationists/people with an IQ of 85 or lower
-Libertarians and Randroids
-young people who think their internet persona is just so PRECIOUS (junpei, father_mike, etc)

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:21:22 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 12, 2007, 03:19:18 PM

Psychonauts fans

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:22:53 PM »

See, I got two to come out of the woodwork -- mission accomplished

You wish you had my skill

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:23:16 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM

Ninthings are the best, but I'm not at the top of my game anymore sadly

A few more I like to troll:

-people who "play" mmorpgs
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)
-Nick
-Republicans/fundies/creationists/people with an IQ of 85 or lower
-Libertarians and Randroids
-young people who think their internet persona is just so PRECIOUS (junpei, father_mike, etc)

Hey man, there's nothing wrong wtih immersion. Not in the ICO, SOTC vein, but in the HOLY SHIT IT'S 3 AM AND I'M STILL PLAYING THIS GAME? I HAVE WORK TOMORROW vein.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:23:49 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 12, 2007, 03:22:53 PM

See, I got two to come out of the woodwork -- mission accomplished

You wish you had my skill

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:24:14 PM »

Just recently, Sony fans.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:25:57 PM »

White people.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:28:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 03:23:16 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
Ninthings are the best, but I'm not at the top of my game anymore sadly

A few more I like to troll:

-people who "play" mmorpgs
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)
-Nick
-Republicans/fundies/creationists/people with an IQ of 85 or lower
-Libertarians and Randroids
-young people who think their internet persona is just so PRECIOUS (junpei, father_mike, etc)

Hey man, there's nothing wrong wtih immersion. Not in the ICO, SOTC vein, but in the HOLY SHIT IT'S 3 AM AND I'M STILL PLAYING THIS GAME? I HAVE WORK TOMORROW vein.

SAILORS

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:28:16 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 03:23:16 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
Ninthings are the best, but I'm not at the top of my game anymore sadly

A few more I like to troll:

-people who "play" mmorpgs
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)
-Nick
-Republicans/fundies/creationists/people with an IQ of 85 or lower
-Libertarians and Randroids
-young people who think their internet persona is just so PRECIOUS (junpei, father_mike, etc)

Hey man, there's nothing wrong wtih immersion. Not in the ICO, SOTC vein, but in the HOLY SHIT IT'S 3 AM AND I'M STILL PLAYING THIS GAME? I HAVE WORK TOMORROW vein.

SAILORS

[youtube=425,350]Tpagb3iKNNM[/youtube]

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:31:34 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM

-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)

People who think their game is so artsy are fucking annoying.

Same goes for those who worship storylines in their games like it's some novel. Guess what, the story in MGS 2 isn't amazing kids. It's a video game. MGS2 isn't some thought provoking story. IT'S PAC-MAN WITH GUNS.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:33:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:31:34 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)

People who think their game is so artsy are fucking annoying.

Same goes for those who worship storylines in their games like it's some novel. Guess what, the story in MGS 2 isn't amazing kids. It's a video game. MGS2 isn't some thought provoking story. IT'S PAC-MAN WITH GUNS.

MGS2's story is nonsensical drivel.

Unfortunately, there are few games stories are actually good, and the majority of them certainly aren't made in Japan.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:36:17 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 03:33:49 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)

People who think their game is so artsy are fucking annoying.

Same goes for those who worship storylines in their games like it's some novel. Guess what, the story in MGS 2 isn't amazing kids. It's a video game. MGS2 isn't some thought provoking story. IT'S PAC-MAN WITH GUNS.

MGS2's story is nonsensical drivel.

Unfortunately, there are few games stories are actually good, and the majority of them certainly aren't made in Japan.

Obviously but those who whore out JRPG's like Xeonsaga as some great epic story ruin it for everyone.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:31:34 PM

Same goes for those who worship storylines in their games like it's some novel. Guess what, the story in MGS 2 isn't amazing kids. It's a video game. MGS2 isn't some thought provoking story. IT'S PAC-MAN WITH GUNS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGSmgYMWBaw

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:36:17 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 03:33:49 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)

People who think their game is so artsy are fucking annoying.

Same goes for those who worship storylines in their games like it's some novel. Guess what, the story in MGS 2 isn't amazing kids. It's a video game. MGS2 isn't some thought provoking story. IT'S PAC-MAN WITH GUNS.

MGS2's story is nonsensical drivel.

Unfortunately, there are few games stories are actually good, and the majority of them certainly aren't made in Japan.
Obviously but those who whore out JRPG's like Xeonsaga as some great epic story ruin it for everyone.

I won't say I disagree. I used to think some of these game stories were great, but then I turned 15.

Someone find a youtube of the part in mgs2, when the president grabs Raiden's junk.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM »

Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

touchy-feely liberals.

socialist kids who've never left the house yet.

tiesto · « **Reply #22 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:53:36 PM »

Star Wars fans

Cyanista · « **Reply #23 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:54:15 PM »

furries

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:59:02 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM

Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

I still don't get how the ex-DC fanboys migrated to MS for the most part.

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:00:36 PM »

earthbound fans lol

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:00:56 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:59:02 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

I still don't get how the ex-DC fanboys migrated to MS for the most part.

When have Sega fans EVER made sense? I mean, really.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:01:52 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:59:02 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

I still don't get how the ex-DC fanboys migrated to MS for the most part.

It used to be Sega vs. Nintendo

Then Sony killed DC with PS2.

Only place left to go is Microsoft.

At least that's how I've always figured it.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:59:02 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

I still don't get how the ex-DC fanboys migrated to MS for the most part.

Most of the best Sega games released after DC went under are on Xbox.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:08:06 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 04:02:00 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:59:02 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

I still don't get how the ex-DC fanboys migrated to MS for the most part.

Most of the best Sega games released after DC went under are on Xbox.

That's pretty much blatantly NOT TRUE. All of the quirky games that sell peanuts (you know, shit like Shenmue II) went to the Xbox, and the good shit went to the psdouble- VF4, first Shinobi, Rez. If you're going to talk about history, at least get it right.

Lonestar · « **Reply #30 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:09:42 PM »

Mentally disabled. example being Saint...

sony fans

sporks

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:13:05 PM »

Oh yeah, I forgot one:

-the terminally ill

Lonestar · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:15:16 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 04:13:05 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot one:

-the terminally ill

those are the best...especially the ones that get all uppity...

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 04:08:06 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on June 12, 2007, 03:59:02 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 12, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Ex-Sega fanboys who still support MS by default.

I still don't get how the ex-DC fanboys migrated to MS for the most part.

Most of the best Sega games released after DC went under are on Xbox.

That's pretty much blatantly NOT TRUE. All of the quirky games that sell peanuts (you know, shit like Shenmue II) went to the Xbox, and the good shit went to the psdouble- VF4, first Shinobi, Rez. If you're going to talk about history, at least get it right.

Panzer Dragoon Orta, Jet Set Radio Future, and Otogi, all developed exclusively for teh Xbox. Rez is a DC port.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:31:34 PM »

the nostalgia- and/or dogma-addled

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:32:15 PM »

Well, JSRF does fit that "quirky game that sells peanuts" category that Raoul stated.

PDO definitely rocked the shit though. Unfortunately, it also sold peanuts.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:35:09 PM »

Shinobi and Rez sold like peanuts. Rez especially.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:36:12 PM »

Touche.

I still stand by my original assessment anyway.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:37:30 PM »

MS also had an online network and a hard drive, something that Sega fans were familiar with. Some of them considered MS to be the spiritual successor of Sega long before 360.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:39:22 PM »

shinobi did over 200k. fail!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:41:13 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 12, 2007, 04:39:22 PM

shinobi did over 200k. fail!

Where do you guys even find these numbers anyway?

Shuri · « **Reply #41 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:30:35 PM »

Animus! But then again, it seems that anime is dropping in popularity; i assume they finally outgrew cartoons.

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:31:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 12, 2007, 04:41:13 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 12, 2007, 04:39:22 PM
shinobi did over 200k. fail!

Where do you guys even find these numbers anyway?

that vgchartz site probably.

bluemax · « **Reply #43 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:32:48 PM »

Harry Potter fans. Especially hardcore ones over the age of 11.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:35:04 PM »

Black people like Himuro and PD who would like to imagine that they are so persecuted, yet they enjoy the same priveleges as white folks.

Cheebs · « **Reply #45 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 12, 2007, 05:35:04 PM

Black people like Himuro and PD who would like to imagine that they are so persecuted, yet they enjoy the same priveleges as white folks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:42:20 PM »

Oh yeah, and people who think Common is some sort of artist who fights for equality. He's a fucking ignorant racist. Anyone that listens to him and buys into his shit is just as ignorant about white culture as Alabama hillbillies are about black culture.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #47 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:07:18 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 12, 2007, 03:36:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGSmgYMWBaw

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:33:47 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 12, 2007, 05:35:04 PM

Black people like Himuro and PD who would like to imagine that they are so persecuted, yet they enjoy the same priveleges as white folks.

You're a goddamn idiot with this racist shit. Everyone has the same privileges as white folks in America. Doesn't mean everyone gets treated like one though.

hyp · « **Reply #49 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:35:22 PM »

analog sticks > mouse & kb fans

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #50 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2007, 03:21:16 PM

Ninthings are the best, but I'm not at the top of my game anymore sadly

A few more I like to troll:

-people who "play" mmorpgs
-fans of "immersion" in their gaming life (ICO and Colossus fans are the best, because they think those games are works of art or some shit)
-Nick
-Republicans/fundies/creationists/people with an IQ of 85 or lower
-Libertarians and Randroids
-young people who think their internet persona is just so PRECIOUS (junpei, father_mike, etc)

lol precious

Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 06:33:47 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 12, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
Black people like Himuro and PD who would like to imagine that they are so persecuted, yet they enjoy the same priveleges as white folks.

You're a goddamn idiot with this racist shit. Everyone has the same privileges as white folks in America. Doesn't mean everyone gets treated like one though.

Why don't you tell me how you get treated then? :'(

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 12, 2007, 06:40:16 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 12, 2007, 06:33:47 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 12, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
Black people like Himuro and PD who would like to imagine that they are so persecuted, yet they enjoy the same priveleges as white folks.

You're a goddamn idiot with this racist shit. Everyone has the same privileges as white folks in America. Doesn't mean everyone gets treated like one though.
Why don't you tell me how you get treated then? :'(

I have said on multiple occasions that I feel uncomfortable walking around white people because I tend to notice they look at me, and that sometimes people go to the other side of the street because I'm near them, or how the white people always smile at me with these fake ass smiles trying to be nice for no reason. There are other things.

Any black person has experienced this and they don't need to bring it up.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:48:12 PM »

Well Himu, I wouldn't do that sort of thing to the average black person, but if an obvious animu nerd/shenmue lovin' brotha was walking towards me, I would avoid any potential contact whatsoever.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:49:18 PM »

But I never talk about animu or games in real life, and I dress pretty well so you wouldn't know.

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:49:51 PM »

I bet Himuro smells like smelly $2 hair wax from Sally's Beauty Shop

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:50:43 PM »

It's not wax.

It's grease.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #57 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:56:55 PM »

this goes for ANYBODY of any race, but when I see them acting as childish as himuro who immediately get defensive when somebody says they act persecuted, I bring up their race. It is fun as hell to see them justify SOMETHING that happened to them and how it needs understanding and what ever the fuck bullshit. I don't listen to them. I just troll them.

you'd be amazed at what people act persecuted over if you listen. just bring up the race card, it is fun as hell.

FatalT · « **Reply #58 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:58:47 PM »

Here's an honest, legitimate question for you. Why do you guys use so much coconut-scented skin lotion or whatever it is? That's the scent I've come to associate black people with. Isn't there some sort of non-scented lotion or maybe a different scent? Strawberry, watermelon, banana, grape, cherry, or blue raspberry or something?

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:59:36 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 12, 2007, 06:56:55 PM

this goes for ANYBODY of any race, but when I see them acting as childish as himuro who immediately get defensive when somebody says they act persecuted, I bring up their race. It is fun as hell to see them justify SOMETHING that happened to them and how it needs understanding and what ever the fuck bullshit. I don't listen to them. I just troll them.

you'd be amazed at what people act persecuted over if you listen. just bring up the race card, it is fun as hell.

I don't act persecuted. I feel pretty good that I'm in a better position than many of my ancestors. Doesn't mean the shit that I've experienced has never happened.

Eat a cock, you A-rab.

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Author Topic: Groups of people that are the most fun to troll (Read 6021 times)