Author Topic: coca- cola sucks shit. (Read 2860 times)

brawndolicious · « **on:** June 12, 2007, 08:27:37 PM »

okay, so my friends and I were hungry so we went to taco bell and got 13 burritos/tacos and 1 coke and I still have some burritos/tacos left to finish and nothing to drink so I went to 7/11 to get a double gulp (64 oz./1.9 liter) of diet pepsi or pepsi since I've usually preferred that flavor but never tried coke in this format so I tried it since some people said they liked it more in that one thread about vanilla coke. It's fucking awful. I don't get what anybody could like about it in comparison to pepsi.

I heard Dr. Pepper was good and I haven't tried that in a few years so I'll get it tomorrow.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:57:41 PM »

Fuck you! I guess only civilized people can understand the blessing that is Coke.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:01:05 PM »

so you admit there's nothing better about it?

dsn2k · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:01:34 PM »

I don't understand the Coke Zero love in

tastes like crap to me or at least the stuff in the UK does.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:04:30 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 12, 2007, 09:01:05 PM

so you admit there's nothing better about it?

No it's about taste in the individual not the product - we Coke drinkers just set our selfs to better standers I suppose, i bet we make more money too!

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:06:27 PM »

diet cherry coke is incredible.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:10:39 PM »

Dr. Pepper > *

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:13:52 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 12, 2007, 09:10:39 PM

Dr. Pepper > *

I'd drink Dr Pepper out of someone's belly button. That shit is delicious.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:16:34 PM »

Dr Pepper tastes like medicine. Pepsi is better than coke.

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:21:56 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 12, 2007, 08:27:37 PM

okay, so my friends and I were hungry so we went to taco bell and got 13 burritos/tacos and 1 coke and I still have some burritos/tacos left to finish and nothing to drink so I went to 7/11 to get a double gulp (64 oz./1.9 liter) of diet pepsi or pepsi since I've usually preferred that flavor but never tried coke in this format so I tried it since some people said they liked it more in that one thread about vanilla coke.

This is an impressive sentence.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:25:34 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 12, 2007, 09:13:52 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on June 12, 2007, 09:10:39 PM
Dr. Pepper > *
I'd drink Dr Pepper out of someone's belly button. That shit is delicious.

I want you to drink Dr. Pepper out of my belly button. That would be...erotic, to say the least.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:56:25 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 12, 2007, 09:10:39 PM

Dr. Pepper > *

Dr. Pepper has always tasted like medicine to me $:-\$

Vizzys · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:08:58 PM »

dr pepper is pretty gross.

I used to like it, got worn out on it.

Cola am good, fountain drinks >>> bottles/cans

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:19:50 PM »

I'm a Coke man.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:21:23 PM »

Coke for the win! But I've stopped drinking it since its bad for you

Pepsi is like that lower grade ether. Shit gets only so high. Coke blows you out dat water. Know what I mean?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:22:03 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 12, 2007, 10:21:23 PM

Coke for the win! But I've stopped drinking it since its bad for you

I have like a litre of more a day

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:22:29 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 12, 2007, 10:21:23 PM

Coke for the win! But I've stopped drinking it since its bad for you

Pepsi is like that lower grade ether. Shit gets only so high. Coke blows you out dat water. Know what I mean?

I have it occasionally. Sometimes my mom buys boxes of it....I have to drink it then!

Error Macro · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:25:23 PM »

am nintenho i really don't understand how you've never had coke from a fountain before i mean maybe if you only went to taco bell your entire life but i really doubt it you must have gone to other fast food establishments or restaurants where coke was served it's really everywhere because it seems most places that serve pepsi are owned by pepsico like taco bell, arbys, kfc, etc. so the likelihood is that the majority of places you've eaten at had coke and unless you made a conscious effort not to drink it, the chances seem great to me that you are not telling the truth.

btw, there are people who don't like Dr. Pepper? WTF, this is AMERICA.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:52:12 PM »

I'm saying I've never had 2 liters of coke in one cup in at least 10 years.

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:03:37 PM »

so let me get this straight, you've never had a two liter cup of coke in 10 years, because i mean in order for this to happen you would need a TWO LITER CUP, which probably doesnt exist unless you go to some cup making specialty shop and I cant imagine there are actually cup making specialty shops, so what i suggest you do is get a whole bunch of cups to pour the two liters into and furthermore i would like to know how you did this 10 years ago because i dont believe there were cup making specialty shops back then either and it isnt like huge cups have suddenly become impractical.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:04:44 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:08:45 PM »

they only had 1 liter 10 years ago.

Error Macro · « **Reply #22 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:30:46 PM »

LITRE IS FRENCH FOR GIMME MY FUCKIN' COLA BEFORE I BREAK VOUS FUCKIN' LIP

Candyflip · « **Reply #23 on:** June 12, 2007, 11:39:03 PM »

Coke is disgusting, especially from the can. Who the hell likes the taste of flat Pepsi?

Dr. Pepper ftw.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** June 13, 2007, 12:27:47 AM »

they have 1.5 liter instead of 2 liter in europe.

and they drink club soda. fucking animals.

bluemax · « **Reply #25 on:** June 13, 2007, 01:52:14 AM »

Mexican Coke > you.

thekavorka · « **Reply #26 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:24:40 AM »

Put me in the Coke side.

Dr. Pepper is based in my home town. They try to sponsor everything in the schools, like the scoreboards and events and stuff. They removed all the Coke vending machines and added only Dr. Pepper/7up stuff. In high school, apparently, if we were to drink a soft drink on campus, it had to be Dr. Pepper. I stood up to the establishment, smuggled my coke, and drank it bravely.

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:26:04 AM »

Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi. But Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:26:50 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 13, 2007, 02:26:04 AM

Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi. But Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke.

This man knows where it's at.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** June 13, 2007, 02:31:02 AM »

Sometimes I drink the special flavored sodas but I always come back to my one true love, Coca-Cola.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #30 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:50:50 AM »

Diet Pepsi > any other soda ever.

futami · « **Reply #31 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:01:55 PM »

you people never fail at showing why you're such losers.

all soda is shit.

all processed juice is shit.

drink a gallon of water a day, and thank me in me three months.

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:03:26 PM »

fuck off

Candyflip · « **Reply #33 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:04:55 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 13, 2007, 02:26:04 AM

Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi. But Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke.

Runny poop is better than Diet anything.

futami · « **Reply #34 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 14, 2007, 02:03:26 PM

fuck off

lol.

losers.

let's fawn over pictures of females we'd never have a chance with.

let's make threads about why we're so unlucky in matters of the opposite sex.

let's eat and drink shit that contributes to our unsightly appearances.

let's embrace rote stupidity and eschew critical thought.

that sums up your kind.

no, sir, you fuck off.

go to the jessica alba thread and pretend you'd ever have a chance with a girl that looked as good.

i do -- all the time.

anyway, DRINK WATER.

great for your skin.

great for your cardiovascular system, feeding your red blood cells, which results in improved muscle mass (provided you work out).

cleanses your body.

a gallon a day, people.

Vizzys · « **Reply #35 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:14:29 PM »

I do none of those things.

I drink water.

You are annoying.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:18:43 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 14, 2007, 02:14:29 PM

I do none of those things.

I drink water.

You are annoying.

so fucking true. futami shouldn't you be heading off for a hour long piss right about now?

futami · « **Reply #37 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 14, 2007, 02:18:43 PM

Quote from: Viz on June 14, 2007, 02:14:29 PM
I do none of those things.

I drink water.

You are annoying.

so fucking true. futami shouldn't you be heading off for a hour long piss right about now?

your mother told me she doesn't dig golden showers.

makes her hair unmanageable.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:26:54 PM »

Quote from: futami on June 14, 2007, 02:23:19 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 14, 2007, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from: Viz on June 14, 2007, 02:14:29 PM
I do none of those things.

I drink water.

You are annoying.

so fucking true. futami shouldn't you be heading off for a hour long piss right about now?

your mother told me she doesn't dig golden showers.

makes her hair unmanageable.

Last night your mom came over and just cried and cried on my shoulder. She kept on going on about "how much better life would have been if she would have just had a metal cloths hanger that one day".

Then I fucked her in the ass.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #39 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:33:59 PM »

Why would you drink fountain drinks anyways? They are horrible representations of whatever flavor you are drinking.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:34:24 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 12, 2007, 08:27:37 PM

okay, so my friends and I were hungry so we went to taco bell and got 13 burritos/tacos and 1 coke

I don't know what bizzaro world you live in, because Taco Bell doesn't carry Coke, they have Pepsi products.

TROLL AM CONFIRMED!!!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:39:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 12, 2007, 10:19:50 PM

I'm a Coke man.

Me too.

Candyflip · « **Reply #42 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:41:28 PM »

Futami, you better watch your ass. You never know when I'll roll up on you with a sock full of doorknobs.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:57:23 PM »

Coke is the best! Jim and Coke, Jack and Coke, Rum and Coke, Long Island...the list goes on and on. What do you drink with Pepsi?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:23:39 PM »

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on June 14, 2007, 02:57:23 PM

What do you drink with Pepsi?

wine.

Yeti · « **Reply #45 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 14, 2007, 02:34:24 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on June 12, 2007, 08:27:37 PM
okay, so my friends and I were hungry so we went to taco bell and got 13 burritos/tacos and 1 coke

I don't know what bizzaro world you live in, because Taco Bell doesn't carry Coke, they have Pepsi products.
TROLL AM CONFIRMED!!!

yeah, wtf.

bud · « **Reply #46 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:37:53 PM »

you have to drink coca cola from a can to know how delicious the taste is

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:41:38 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 14, 2007, 02:34:24 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on June 12, 2007, 08:27:37 PM
okay, so my friends and I were hungry so we went to taco bell and got 13 burritos/tacos and 1 coke

I don't know what bizzaro world you live in, because Taco Bell doesn't carry Coke, they have Pepsi products.

TROLL AM CONFIRMED!!!

That depends. The Yum! Corporation owns the franchise, along with places like Pizza Hut. If it's a Yum! Corporation owned franchise, then they have to use Pepsi products. If it's an independently owned franchise, they can use whatever products they want.

Wow. That stupid Pizza Hut/Yum! Management training actually was useful for something.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:59:44 PM »

It angers me that someone making 6 figures a year thought of the name "Yum Corporation" and a bunch of other assholes agreed that it was a great name.

Robo · « **Reply #49 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:12:28 PM »

I was just thinking that. I guess when you're a spinoff from PepsiCo and own Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC, it really doesn't matter what the hell you call yourself.

Besides, how can you not laugh at the thought process:

"What's a word that best describes my feelings for disgusting taco smeat, greasy shitball pizza, and chicken torture and trans fats? ...
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

"

Yeti · « **Reply #50 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:48:58 PM »

I was going to make a new thread about my experience at Taco Bell yesterday, but since it seems this thread has been slightly derailed in that direction anyways I might as well post it here.

So I was at this Taco Bell, and I sit near a family with a baby. The grandpa or father, I couldn't really tell, said he smelled something gross from the baby's diaper. I could only watch with disgusted fascination as the grandmother/mother reached her entire arm down the baby's diaper. She rooted around down there for a while before stating that she didn't FEEL ANYTHING. And then she PICKED UP HER BURRITO WITH THAT SAME HAND AND CONTINUED EATING.

futami · « **Reply #51 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:07:10 AM »

i just have to laugh at anyone who eats at taco bell.

it's just so typical of you people.

pathetic.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #52 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:44:35 AM »

Quote from: futami on June 15, 2007, 12:07:10 AM

i just have to laugh at anyone who eats at taco bell.

it's just so typical of you people.

pathetic.

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:47:35 AM »

Quote from: futami on June 15, 2007, 12:07:10 AM

i just have to laugh at anyone who eats at taco bell.

it's just so typical of you people.

pathetic.

YO QUIERO TACO BELL EN JAPON

Candyflip · « **Reply #54 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:53:03 AM »

I think Tacobell actually made me sick the other night. Right after eating and having a smoke it all came right back up. Then again, I think it's because I left my food out for a long time before putting it in the fridge. Lettuce and sour cream was probably spoiled.

Yeti · « **Reply #55 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:53:19 AM »

Quote from: futami on June 15, 2007, 12:07:10 AM

i just have to laugh at anyone who eats at taco bell.

it's just so typical of you people.

pathetic.

Getting badly trolled by Futami feels like a rite of passage to me. I truly feel like I'm an Evilborian now.

p.s. what is up with black people and white castles?

bork · « **Reply #56 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:57:10 AM »

Coke is the best when it's from a glass bottle or fountain. It usually tastes too acid-like for me from the can, especially without a bunch of ice to water it down.

Quote from: Ichirou on June 15, 2007, 12:47:35 AM

YO QUIERO TACO BELL EN JAPON

:'( :'( :'( Me too. El Torito is kinda expensive, and making tacos at home is doable, but that's not as fast n' junky as running for the border.

I'm going to Tokyo this sunday for a few days...gonna go eat at BURGER KING YEAH! I'm excited!!

Ichirou · « **Reply #57 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:00:29 AM »

There's a BK in Ikebukuro but I dunno if I'd be able to find it unless it's relatively close to the station. It's also the only place I know of with an El Torito restaurant.

bork · « **Reply #58 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:01:32 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 15, 2007, 03:00:29 AM

There's a BK in Ikebukuro but I dunno if I'd be able to find it unless it's relatively close to the station. It's also the only place I know of with an El Torito restaurant.

We have an El Torito here in Kanazawa. It just opened up in December. s'great.

Ichirou · « **Reply #59 on:** June 15, 2007, 03:06:59 AM »

I am jealous of you. The only places near my apartment are a Denny's, Iwataki Steakhouse, Coco's, and some other family restaurants like Bashamichi...no place to get delicious mexican foods.

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Author Topic: coca- cola sucks shit. (Read 2860 times)