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« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2007, 02:26:18 AM »
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Kimura: The tap at my home has begun to leak recently.
Nyamo: Ah...
Kimura: I think it's because the rubber gasket has hardened. It hardens when it ages.
Nyamo: Oh...really.
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Kimura: Nyamo, have you hardened too?

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« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2007, 02:40:00 AM »
Shoo.  Out of this thread, hater.
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« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2007, 02:43:51 AM »
If it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you.  That doesn't mean it's not funny.
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« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2007, 02:48:13 AM »

Do you teach high school or jr. high?   What do you mean by "get physical"?  We're not allowed to physically discipline kids in any way, as far as I know. ???

Well, I don't mean punching them in the face or bending 'em over and whacking 'em with a ruler, but you're telling me you haven't seen the teachers give the kids a whack on the head with a textbook when they're asleep or that kind of thing?  You can pretty much get away with whatever you want to in this country...not that I recommend it.   ;)

My first year here at the midyear conference, there was even a workshop on disciplining the kids and all the fucked up shit that the two ALTs giving the presentation have done to their high school students.  My favorite story was when the guy told a kid to stop checking his phone repeatedly, then finally took it from him, put it in a plastic bag, and threw the bag out the window (it landed safely on some bushes).  The kid got up to go get it, and he told him "If you leave this class, you BETTER NOT EVER COME BACK."  The kid sat down, shut up, and never did a single bad thing again.  

I've had to get physical before though.  A month back,  kid had drawn a swastika (not a manji, which is the symbol that goes in the other direction) on his arm and was showing me.  I was like "dude, I'm Jewish.  I don't want to see that...do you even understand what that means?"  So then he gets up in my face with this other kid, waving his hands directly in my face. I told them both to stop very nicely.  One kid backed off...all I did to him was tell his homeroom teacher, and he was made to apologize.  The other kid, however, didn't stop.  I even lightly pushed him away, but he came back and laughed with "that doesn't hurt!  You're weak hahahah!!" I had kept my calm this entire time, but when he started flinging insults and talking to me like I was gutter trash, I snapped.  I grabbed his arms and shoved him against the wall hard.  Shit hanging on the wall fell down all over the hallway.  I was fuming and said (in Japanese) "Huh?  What?  What the hell did you just say to me??  HUH?" Then I heard him meekly say "it hurts" and I let him go, as he dropped down to the floor.  I stormed off to the teachers' room, found an English teacher and explained what happened, who then told his homeroom teacher.  

The kid must have known what was coming, because he bolted from school.  I saw him later on outside, sitting down in front of a building next to the school with a big smirk on his face, talking to some other kids.  I stopped my car and rolled down the window, and he fucking bolted again.  I turned around and went back to tell his teacher where he was, and when I drove back, he was sitting there AGAIN with a smirk on his face.  As soon as he saw me, he took off running and hid behind some trucks.  I think he must have thought I was going to kill him or something.  After that, he didn't come back to school.  The teacher called his parents, and they told me he was going to come back to apologize, but he never came to school.  He also lied to his parents and told them that I started all this by pushing him around for no reason earlier (which no one believed)  

A week later, I happened to be walking alone near the entrance to the school, and I see the kid ride by the school on his bike in plain clothes, like he's on vacation.  He sees me and freaks out, but rather than run away, he comes up to me and meekly tries to apologize.  I tell that's fine, now let's go hear that in the teachers' room.  He tells me he doesn't have a uniform, so he'll come tomorrow.  And of course he doesn't.  I see him the next two days outside the school on his bike like before.  Finally he comes to school with his father.  He apologizes and the father apologizes too.  I tell him finem whatever, etc.  just come back to class already.  He does, but it turns out that this kid doesn't do shit anyway...in ANY class.  His parents don't think he needs to learn anything.  He also went and broke a bunch of windows last year.  I don't get why he's even still in school, but he hasn't messed around since then, and usually says hello to me in a weak voice if I'm walking by.

I didn't even mean to push the kid, but fuck, he got me legitimately pissed.  That's never happened before...I rarely ever get angry, because these are just kids.  They got their hormones changing and are getting over puberty and all that, so I know how it can be for junior high kids, but this kid just went over the line.  There are other kids like him, more at my other school too.  One kid tried to close a window on my face last year.  I got super pissed but told his teacher, who fucking let him have it and that was that.  That kid has attemped to fuck with me a bit this year, but fails miserably every time.  He doesn't even attempt to do anything in class either.  It's a shame, but fortunately this type of student is in the vast minority.
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Re: rofl azumanga
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2007, 02:48:32 AM »
I love Azumanga, but I can see why someone wouldn't like it...

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« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2007, 02:49:54 AM »
right, sorry - i have to do this...

Azumanga is , imo, SHITE.

A more unfunny, boring, load of ass shavings you will not be able to find in the history of animated comedy EVER.

I sat watching this with the wife , here is our funny azumanga gag...

Me : This isn't funny.
Her : Yes, it's not funny in english.
Me : Is it funny in Japanese?
Her : ..... no.
*cat bites her finger*

I just don't get it - but i must applaud the translators for making it not funny in TWO languages at the same time.



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« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2007, 02:51:26 AM »
I take it from your story that this is jr. high?  I'm confused about that part.
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« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2007, 02:53:34 AM »
right, sorry - i have to do this...

Azumanga is , imo, SHITE.

A more unfunny, boring, load of ass shavings you will not be able to find in the history of animated comedy EVER.

I sat watching this with the wife , here is our funny azumanga gag...

Me : This isn't funny.
Her : Yes, it's not funny in english.
Me : Is it funny in Japanese?
Her : ..... no.
*cat bites her finger*

I just don't get it - but i must applaud the translators for making it not funny in TWO languages at the same time.



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« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2007, 02:54:31 AM »
I take it from your story that this is jr. high?  I'm confused about that part.

Oh, sorry...yeah, junior high.  I've barely ever had anything happen, either...that story was pretty much the only time.  But high school is different.  Depends on your school...mine are the first and third worst in the city.
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« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2007, 02:54:50 AM »
Viz, you only hate Azumanga because I like it.  Admit it, babes.  :-*

I teach high school and I've never had that kind of situation, but the rules are different here.  I would be in deep shit if I were to push a student around.
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Re: rofl azumanga
« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2007, 02:57:21 AM »
ive made numerous negative comments about it long before you joined
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« Reply #71 on: June 15, 2007, 02:58:40 AM »
ive made numerous negative comments about it long before you joined

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« Reply #72 on: June 15, 2007, 02:59:33 AM »
Viz, you only hate Azumanga because I like it.  Admit it, babes.  :-*

I teach high school and I've never had that kind of situation, but the rules are different here.  I would be in deep shit if I were to push a student around.

In JAPAN? 

 :lol

You'd likely have teachers applauding your efforts.

(But obviously if you just bullied a kid, then yeah.)
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« Reply #73 on: June 15, 2007, 02:59:42 AM »
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« Reply #74 on: June 15, 2007, 03:02:25 AM »
Viz, you only hate Azumanga because I like it.  Admit it, babes.  :-*

I teach high school and I've never had that kind of situation, but the rules are different here.  I would be in deep shit if I were to push a student around.

In JAPAN? 

 :lol

You'd likely have teachers applauding your efforts.

(But obviously if you just bullied a kid, then yeah.)

Trust me, I know my school, I would be in trouble, even if the kid was behaving like an ass.
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« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2007, 03:08:29 AM »
Viz, you only hate Azumanga because I like it.  Admit it, babes.  :-*

I teach high school and I've never had that kind of situation, but the rules are different here.  I would be in deep shit if I were to push a student around.

In JAPAN? 

 :lol

You'd likely have teachers applauding your efforts.

(But obviously if you just bullied a kid, then yeah.)

Trust me, I know my school, I would be in trouble, even if the kid was behaving like an ass.

You do find that the kids are more physical/touchy feely with each other and the teachers, too, right?  I know what I did to that kid would have gotten my fired back home, but I felt like I had no choice given the situation, and the teachers here felt that I did nothing wrong.  I absolutely would never do something like that normally though.

I don't like kids coming up to me and touching my shoulder, or grabbing my arm to look at my watch, but I tolerate it.  That's one part of the culture here that I will probably never get used to...I need my space.
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« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2007, 03:12:05 AM »
any of them do that naruto trick to you guys yet

you know what I mean
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« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2007, 03:14:15 AM »
I have kids who run up and hug me when they see me, kids who pat me on the head, kids who pinch my cheeks, etc.  It's all done in an affectionate way so I don't really mind it.  I'm also hispanic, which is a much more touchy-feely culture than the US and Canada, so that may have something to do with it as well.  I saw a (female) teacher grab a female student's butt because her skirt was too short, a few weeks back.  In the US, she would've gotten fired.  In Japan, the next day the girl baked her some bread and brought it to her desk.  :lol

Also, the naruto thing is called "kancho" and high school kids don't do it, Viz.
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« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2007, 03:21:19 AM »
I saw a (female) teacher grab a female student's butt because her skirt was too short, a few weeks back.  In the US, she would've gotten fired.  In Japan, the next day the girl baked her some bread and brought it to her desk.  :lol

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Also, the naruto thing is called "kancho" and high school kids don't do it, Viz.

Never seen or it or received it at junior high either.
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« Reply #79 on: June 15, 2007, 03:22:19 AM »
I have kids who run up and hug me when they see me, kids who pat me on the head, kids who pinch my cheeks, etc.  It's all done in an affectionate way so I don't really mind it.  I'm also hispanic, which is a much more touchy-feely culture than the US and Canada, so that may have something to do with it as well.  I saw a (female) teacher grab a female student's butt because her skirt was too short, a few weeks back.  In the US, she would've gotten fired.  In Japan, the next day the girl baked her some bread and brought it to her desk.  :lol

Also, the naruto thing is called "kancho" and high school kids don't do it, Viz.

That is so hawt.  I wish girs baked me bread.  I am rownly  :(  and whiteman no talk to me on msn. 

i also missed stargate  :'( :'( :'( thbats the worst pain of all. 

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« Reply #80 on: June 15, 2007, 03:23:43 AM »
Not really.  Female teacher looks like a sumo wrestler.
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« Reply #81 on: June 15, 2007, 03:24:04 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #82 on: June 15, 2007, 03:26:00 AM »
deep dvd discount just sent me an email and they put THREE god damn lethel weapons on ONE disk.  thats got to be the best dvd ever., 

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« Reply #83 on: June 15, 2007, 03:26:41 AM »
The most compressed DVD ever, maybe.  Bet it looks like shit on a big screen.
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« Reply #84 on: June 15, 2007, 03:27:31 AM »
I bet is I was on a desert ilsald I would bring it. 

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« Reply #85 on: June 15, 2007, 03:28:46 AM »
If you were on a desert island you wouldn't have any electricity to plug in the DVD player or TV, dude.
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« Reply #86 on: June 15, 2007, 03:31:02 AM »
I'd have a spirtual powreed lapto; where I pray and it charges. 

i've watched the lethel weopons to much though I can all recall them in my head.     

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« Reply #87 on: June 15, 2007, 03:31:52 AM »
zomg I just mized the gin with my melted mango slurpy omg!!!!!!!  gin and its drinkable!!!!! 

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« Reply #88 on: June 15, 2007, 03:32:17 AM »
What does this have to do with Azumanga, though? ???
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« Reply #89 on: June 15, 2007, 03:33:00 AM »
isn't the english teacher some what of a drunk?  and I was talking to you!!!!  aim?

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« Reply #90 on: June 15, 2007, 03:34:18 AM »
I'm at work.  No AIM here.  And yeah, the English teacher is a drunk, so is the P.E. teacher.  If I met a girl like that English teacher, I would date her. Too bad such a creature is a figment of some Japanese dude's imagination. :heartbeat
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« Reply #91 on: June 15, 2007, 03:35:42 AM »
ever been with a japanese girl?   :pimp

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« Reply #92 on: June 15, 2007, 03:36:56 AM »
Just one.  :-\
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« Reply #93 on: June 15, 2007, 03:38:40 AM »
whas it everything I ever thought it would be?   :lol

japaneese girls arent like porn japanese girls right>  couse thats kind of a turn off. 

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« Reply #94 on: June 15, 2007, 03:53:11 AM »
Near as I can tell, Japanese girls are the same as any other kind of girl.
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« Reply #95 on: June 15, 2007, 03:54:58 AM »
thats go9od.  couse that fake-rape thing is wrong.   

I got to go0 to lessp ichi, night!   :)

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« Reply #96 on: June 15, 2007, 04:00:22 AM »
 :-\ now i got all sad again adn cant go to bed like this.  post something great ichi! 

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« Reply #97 on: June 15, 2007, 04:01:09 AM »
Okay, I'll tell you a joke.
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« Reply #98 on: June 15, 2007, 04:01:40 AM »
do do do ! 

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« Reply #99 on: June 15, 2007, 04:05:45 AM »
(this isn't original to me, I found it in a book)

One day, Jesus was watching the pearly gates for St. Peter.  One day, an old man comes shuffling up the path to heaven.

"What have you done to enter the kingdom of Heaven?" asks Jesus.

"Well, not much, really," answers the man.  "I'm just a poor carpenter who led a quiet life.  The only remarkable thing about my life was my son."

"Your son?" asks Jesus, a bit curious.

"Yes, he was quite a son," the old man says. "He went through a very unusual birth and later on a great transformation.  He became well known throughout the world, and is still beloved by many today."

Christ looks at the old man, gets all choked up and starts hugging him tightly while saying "Father, father!"  The old man hugs back and says "Pinnochio!?"
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« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2007, 04:07:07 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

ok im going to bedc.  gin is awsome!!!! 

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« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2007, 04:07:31 AM »
Not really.  Female teacher looks like a sumo wrestler.

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« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2007, 04:08:40 AM »
Not really.  Female teacher looks like a sumo wrestler.

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« Reply #103 on: June 15, 2007, 04:19:37 AM »
(this isn't original to me, I found it in a book)

One day, Jesus was watching the pearly gates for St. Peter.  One day, an old man comes shuffling up the path to heaven.

"What have you done to enter the kingdom of Heaven?" asks Jesus.

"Well, not much, really," answers the man.  "I'm just a poor carpenter who led a quiet life.  The only remarkable thing about my life was my son."

"Your son?" asks Jesus, a bit curious.

"Yes, he was quite a son," the old man says. "He went through a very unusual birth and later on a great transformation.  He became well known throughout the world, and is still beloved by many today."

Christ looks at the old man, gets all choked up and starts hugging him tightly while saying "Father, father!"  The old man hugs back and says "Pinnochio!?"

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« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2007, 04:22:41 AM »
What is your problem, dode?
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« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2007, 04:25:09 AM »
you have found a humorous black hole

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« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2007, 04:27:54 AM »
I'm just quoting from a book, anyway.  No skin off my nose.
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« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2007, 12:05:40 PM »
I thought it was a funny joke and I'm going to tell it to my mother when next I see her.
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« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2007, 02:28:32 PM »
I remember laughing at it.   :lol

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« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2007, 06:23:58 PM »
AZUMANGA
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« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2007, 06:30:10 PM »
AZUMANGA
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great way to get it back on topic. 

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« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2007, 07:25:24 PM »
lmao episode 13
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« Reply #112 on: June 15, 2007, 07:56:06 PM »
Why is Osaka so awesome.
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« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2007, 09:12:29 PM »
Osaka's logic > *