Author Topic: KING OF PROG (Read 2614 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** June 13, 2007, 09:37:12 PM »

I have eliminated shit prog acts like Rush, Pink Floyd, and Yes from the running. ELO almost made the cut.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:39:40 PM »

where is tool. i voted for king crimson, mister pillow pants.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:40:14 PM »

Whats prog?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:42:28 PM »

Well, out of the choices you left...there's not really any debate. I like Queen more than KC...but I don't consider Queen prog.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:43:19 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 09:39:40 PM

where is tool. i voted for king crimson, mister pillow pants.

definitely, tool for our generation

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and then matchbox twenty

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TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:44:46 PM »

Tool is classified as shit rock. Mars Volta would make it on the list before them.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:45:07 PM »

mupepe,

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Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:45:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 13, 2007, 09:44:46 PM

Tool is classified as shit rock. Mars Volta would make it on the list before them.

oh wtf?

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 09:45:07 PM

mupepe,
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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:46:11 PM »

Fuck Tool.

Fuck them in their ass sideways with a pitchfork.

I voted for Roxy Music, by the way.

Nick · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:46:40 PM »

Definitely ELO. It's almost no question for me.

Edit: I like every one of these bands. Every single one.

Quote from: distantmantra on June 13, 2007, 09:46:11 PM

Fuck them in their ass sideways with a pitchfork.

There's a website called Pitchfork.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:47:09 PM »

What is PROG!? Is it like Journey?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:47:32 PM »

don't listen to these hateful fuckfaces, 'peps. we'll always have our perennially shirtless mj keenan and his meandering pseudo-mysticism.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 09:47:32 PM

don't listen to these hateful fuckfaces, 'peps. we'll always have our perennially shirtless mj keenan and his meandering pseudo-mysticism.

want to read some Enochian books with me? I have some fake man-boobs and a wig you can borrow

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:50:48 PM »

I have added ELO and The Alan Parsons Project and reset the votes. If anyone else can name any worthwhile prog or proggy bands, I will add them.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:51:40 PM »

tool

wtf happened to king crimson, you flip whore

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 09:51:40 PM

tool

Not worthwhile. i would add Queensryche before I added tool. Fuck, I would add Marillion.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:52:34 PM »

Jethro Tull?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:52:56 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:54:47 PM »

A bunch of my friends would say Dream Theater...

$:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:55:24 PM »

dream theater is just rush for fegs. i mean for bigger fegs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 09:51:40 PM

tool

wtf happened to king crimson, you flip whore

let's tear his ass up

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:56:18 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 09:55:24 PM

dream theater is just rush for fegs. i mean for bigger fegs.

A couple of them love Rush too.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:56:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 13, 2007, 09:44:46 PM

Tool is classified as shit rock. Mars Volta would make it on the list before them.

lolz

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I agree!

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:57:26 PM »

The first Mars Volta album was damn good. They fell off so quickly. :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:58:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 13, 2007, 09:57:26 PM

The first Mars Volta album was damn good. They fell off so quickly. :'(

It was pretty good, and then a lot of people started having unrealistic expectations of those guys. I mean, let's not forget they used to be part of AT THE DRIVE IN.

Nick · « **Reply #25 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2007, 09:58:22 PM

It was pretty good, and then a lot of people started having unrealistic expectations of those guys. I mean, let's not forget they used to be part of AT THE DRIVE IN.

XD!!!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:59:40 PM »

Quote from: neil peart, who once sucked ayn rand's clitcock for a dollar in a toronto rest stop bathroom

Living on a lighted stage
Approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage

Cast in this unlikely role
Ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact

[Chorus:]
Living in the limelight
The universal dream
For those who wish to seem
Those who wish to be
Must put aside the alienation
Get on with the fascination
The real relation
The underlying theme

Living in a fish eye lens
Caught in the camera eye
I have no heart to lie
I can't pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend

All the world's indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** June 13, 2007, 09:59:52 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2007, 09:58:22 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 13, 2007, 09:57:26 PM
The first Mars Volta album was damn good. They fell off so quickly. :'(

It was pretty good, and then a lot of people started having unrealistic expectations of those guys. I mean, let's not forget they used to be part of AT THE DRIVE IN.

Yea, I went back to listen to ATDI after enjoying TMV's first album so much, and I was like "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?"

I'm pretty sure White Man loves ATDI, though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:02:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 13, 2007, 09:59:52 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2007, 09:58:22 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 13, 2007, 09:57:26 PM
The first Mars Volta album was damn good. They fell off so quickly. :'(

It was pretty good, and then a lot of people started having unrealistic expectations of those guys. I mean, let's not forget they used to be part of AT THE DRIVE IN.

Yea, I went back to listen to ATDI after enjoying TMV's first album so much, and I was like "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?"

I'm pretty sure White Man loves ATDI, though.

Pfft. He's a godless, cawk loving libertarian though.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:03:02 PM »

Yea, the biggest fan of them that I've met in real-life is a chick. So basically ATDI = cock?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:05:12 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 13, 2007, 10:03:02 PM

Yea, the biggest fan of them that I've met in real-life is a chick. So basically ATDI = cock?

I don't know, was she a godless libertarian too?

Fun fact: for some reason, libertarians love the prog. Can't figure it out. I like the mellow folk-rock, but then again I am a godless commie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:06:26 PM »

i'm a sociopathic liberal, but i like buttrock, metal, and shitty trance. and matchbox 20. waiiiiit.

...

fuck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:07:32 PM »

Well, my friend that is the biggest fan of Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, etc. is a libertarian...

You might be on to something.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #33 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 10:06:26 PM

i'm a sociopathic liberal, but i like buttrock, metal, and shitty trance. and matchbox 20. waiiiiit.

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fuck.

[nelson]HA HA![/nelson]

That's ok though, I'm fond of cheesy 80's shit for some reason. Can't seem to get enough Jim Steinman.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:08:40 PM »

rush and dream theater fans are always big-L Libertarians, probably due to the fact that their respective lyricists are big flaming randroids and they write songs about being a big flaming randroid. you can probably add queensryche fans to that stereotype, too.

FatalT · « **Reply #35 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:30:27 PM »

Queen ftw!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:34:02 PM »

groo, read the fountainhead or atlus shrugged. but not both, because if you have an iq over 85 you'll subsequently develop a severe embolism and die of a horrible seizure.

tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 13, 2007, 10:06:26 PM

i'm a sociopathic liberal, but i like buttrock, metal, and shitty trance. and matchbox 20. waiiiiit.

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fuck.

I was with you 100% till Matchbox 20...

I looooooooove progressive house but don't know much about prog rock.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:55:20 PM »

Getting back to the poll, I voted for King Crimson again. I haven't even given all of their stuff a decent listen, but In The Court of the Crimson King is FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:57:25 PM »

This thread needs more matchbox 20 love....

just 3 miles from the rest stop. and she slams on the brakes. She said I'm tired of being what i'm not. So could you please collect your things. i don't wanna be cold, I don't wanna be cruel but I gotta find more than what's happening with you and if you'd open up the door. she said, while you were sleeping, i was listening to the radio and wondering what you're dreaming when it came to mind that I didn't care. So I thought, hell if it's over, I had better end it quick or I could lose all my nerve. Are you listening? Can you hear me? Have you forgotten?

Mandark · « **Reply #40 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:06:45 PM »

Procol Harum! Procol Harum!

Error Macro · « **Reply #41 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:24:53 PM »

I prefer later ELO, basically Eldorado onward, after most of the prog was abandoned. But, since Jeff Lynne is a musical genius, that's what I'm voting for.

TVC15 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:24:47 AM »

ATDI rocks:

1 Morrissey 853

2 Brian Eno 824

3 Sonic Youth 811

4 Air 681

5 mclusky 592

6 David Bowie 575

7 Elvis Costello 555

8 At the Drive-In 537

9 The Smiths 524

10 The Microphones 516

Mupepe · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:25:35 AM »

Sonic Youth

Tauntaun · « **Reply #44 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:37:46 AM »

best metal prog album of all time =

(Death: The Sound of Perseverance)

Robo · « **Reply #45 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:42:01 AM »

No contest: King Crimson, and in almost any of their iterations.

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Larks' Tongues In Aspic, Part II

I would say Can is the runner-up.

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Halleluwah

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:55:58 AM »

QUEEN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:13:35 AM »

THREAD HIJACK

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WHERE'S THE RAPE?

drohne · « **Reply #48 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:22:20 AM »

i'm the only person who voted for can? i came into this thread expecting to vote for king crimson, but come on

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** June 14, 2007, 01:57:42 PM »

I like Rush and Tool. This poll blows.

Robo · « **Reply #50 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:01:11 PM »

See KING OF PROG PART 2 for more shit specific tastes, cretin.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:05:05 PM »

Now I can definitely understand the argument that Rush is too mastubatory, and the vocals are love/hate I guess...but come on. It's pretty hard to NOT be impressed by YYZ

bluemax · « **Reply #52 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:29:33 PM »

I read this as King of Frog at first for some reason.

I voted King Crimson though, I never even considered half of the other options as prog.

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