Author Topic: Bay Area people are weaksauce - "Oooh, it's hot out!" (Read 1240 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 14, 2007, 02:36:50 PM »

Bitch, it ain't hot. I lived in the LA area. This shit is like SPRING TIME WEATHER to me. That's how I roll!

I did get cheap-o pre-made magaritas ($3.99!) at the liquor store and stashed them in the fridge for some afternoon warm weather relaxation.

Candyflip · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:39:05 PM »

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Weather for San Francisco, CA
68°F
Mostly Cloudy
Wind: N at 0 mph
Humidity: 68%

What a bunch of pussies. They ought to come down to the valley today. We're supposed to hit 103 today.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:41:08 PM »

This is a pretty old house so it has no air conditioning. Instead of complaining I IMPROVISE

What, you're hot? Take your god damn shirt off. No one minds.

Take your socks off

Drink lots of ice water or iced tea

Close the blinds!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:41:17 PM »

818 REPRESENT

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:41:30 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on June 14, 2007, 02:39:05 PM

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Weather for San Francisco, CA
68°F
Mostly Cloudy
Wind: N at 0 mph
Humidity: 68%
What a bunch of pussies. They ought to come down to the valley today. We're supposed to hit 103 today.

Candyflip · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:42:42 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 14, 2007, 02:41:30 PM

Quote from: Candyflip on June 14, 2007, 02:39:05 PM
Quote
Weather for San Francisco, CA
68°F
Mostly Cloudy
Wind: N at 0 mph
Humidity: 68%
What a bunch of pussies. They ought to come down to the valley today. We're supposed to hit 103 today.

Yeah, I'm actually jealous of SF. The heat makes everyone act like a bunch of disgruntled toddlers who missed their afternoon nap.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:42:54 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on June 14, 2007, 02:39:05 PM

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Weather for San Francisco, CA
68°F
Mostly Cloudy
Wind: N at 0 mph
Humidity: 68%
What a bunch of pussies. They ought to come down to the valley today. We're supposed to hit 103 today.

To be fair, I live on the east side of the bay, south of Oakland (well south!) and it is significantly warmer. San Fran is always pretty cool. Still, nothing is like the heat in 818. My god. The heat.

hyp · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:58:55 PM »

i live in the south bay... it's much hotter out here than oakland or the city. so i have a right to bitch. it's HOT.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:02:59 PM »

It's like 95 degrees here and thats not even the hottest it will get this summer.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:07:32 PM »

all i have to beat the heat is a giant $20 fan i snagged at Home Depot

screw getting a tan!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:09:12 PM »

It's been kinda cold lately.We might even get some rain later.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:11:21 PM »

It's 79 degrees in the house, and honestly I don't even feel hot. My mom thinks I'm crazy; apparently she thought it was hot when she came over earlier. Pffft.

Got a huge ass cup of ice water

hyp · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on June 14, 2007, 03:03:48 PM

Quote from: hyp on June 14, 2007, 02:58:55 PM
i live in the south bay... it's much hotter out here than oakland or the city. so i have a right to bitch. it's HOT.
It's not fucking hot down here. Christ almighty.

it is when youre trapped in 60 degree AC all day and have to go out for lunch.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:44:40 PM »

LOL, u people from the south and south/west...lol

Error Macro · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 14, 2007, 02:41:17 PM

818 REPRESENT

I used to be 818 until they changed the damn area code.

626 REPRESENT

...

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Cyanista · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:04:01 PM »

People in the 818 don't know heat either. Call me when it's 115 outside and your car bursts into flames because of a small oil leak.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:04:44 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 14, 2007, 05:04:01 PM

People in the 818 don't know heat either. Call me when it's 115 outside and your car bursts into flames because of a small oil leak.

Your crazy. The valley has ROUTINELY gotten into the 105-113 range the past several summers.

Cyanista · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:06:15 PM »

Really? That's awesome. When I lived there it was all temperate. Now I come home and we have a string of mild summers.

Guess that hex worked.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:11:10 PM »

Yeah, I lived there the past two years and it sucked because both apartments I lived at had shitty AC.

Error Macro · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:56:23 PM »

Last July, when it was averaging 110 for a couple of weeks..yeah, that was neat. The day it peaked at 113 with ~45% humidity, I went out to my car and there were two big cracks in the dashboard.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2007, 05:59:39 PM »

i'll take pure heat over Houston's humidity. ugh.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** June 14, 2007, 06:02:36 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on June 14, 2007, 06:01:17 PM

Houston is America's asshole to be sure.

It even has lots of brown crap, like Himuro.

Nick · « **Reply #22 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:10:27 PM »

It's way hot here in San Francisco.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:35:29 PM »

Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2007, 07:10:27 PM

It's way hot here in San Francisco.

WHY DON'T YOU GET ON AIM ANYMORE?

hyp · « **Reply #24 on:** June 14, 2007, 08:53:47 PM »

las vegas around late july, early august is a beast. never again will i go there during that time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 14, 2007, 09:10:22 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 14, 2007, 03:02:59 PM

It's like 95 degrees here and thats not even the hottest it will get this summer.

Except you cry when you don't have your precious air conditioning.

max_cool · « **Reply #26 on:** June 14, 2007, 10:39:52 PM »

I live in Phoenix,

to you all

it's 106 right now at 7:15 and it ain't too bad yet. the "humidity" doesn't move in until late July/August

News:

Author Topic: Bay Area people are weaksauce - "Oooh, it's hot out!" (Read 1240 times)