Author Topic: I don´t like Jessica Alba. (Read 3866 times)

Eduardo24 · « **on:** June 15, 2007, 09:34:58 PM »

I don´t understand what people see on her. Look at any expo with normal models and chances are you´ll find a model that looks sexier than her. Alba is that sexy, at all.

Nick · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2007, 09:38:40 PM »

I think she's really sexy.

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »

for reference

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2007, 09:43:31 PM »

nsfw their viz

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2007, 09:45:00 PM »

not really

Nick · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2007, 09:45:33 PM »

Her tits are perfect. Has she had work done?

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2007, 09:56:01 PM »

I still think she's really pretty, but she's not very sexy anymore.

Eduardo24 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:11:29 PM »

You people have totally dissapointed me. I was expecting "Says so the guy that is obsessed with a GAF mod" comments. So dissapointed.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:16:34 PM »

Butter face.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 15, 2007, 09:40:11 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

for reference

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ISN'T SHOPPED?

Candyflip · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on June 15, 2007, 10:31:37 PM

Quote from: Viz on June 15, 2007, 09:40:11 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

for reference

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ISN'T SHOPPED?

Yeah, how have I not seen this pic before?

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:48:50 PM »

I just googled her name

I have safe search off tho

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2007, 11:14:38 PM »

Her body was fine. Her face was always meh.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2007, 11:19:08 PM »

Jessica Alba

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2007, 11:21:45 PM »

OKAY. I HAVE MY FAP MATERIAL FOR TONIGHT NOW. KEEP EM CUMMIN' (lol)

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2007, 11:30:55 PM »

Oh my.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:15:57 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 15, 2007, 10:16:34 PM

Butter face.

OMG FUCKING MINDBOGGLE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 16, 2007, 01:15:57 AM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 15, 2007, 10:16:34 PM
Butter face.

OMG FUCKING MINDBOGGLE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS

For once we agree.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:46:36 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 16, 2007, 01:40:25 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 16, 2007, 01:15:57 AM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 15, 2007, 10:16:34 PM
Butter face.

OMG FUCKING MINDBOGGLE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS
For once we agree.

I agree with you a lot more often than you think, but i just like to argue.

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:59:22 AM »

Mupepe likes blasians!

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:33:36 PM »

What's wrong with her face? It looks cute to me.

Nick · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:44:22 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 15, 2007, 10:16:34 PM

Butter face.

What? ToxicAdam, are you bi-curious? I get those vibes from you.

Cyanista · « **Reply #22 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:52:27 PM »

Some people might not like mexicans. Weirder things have happened.

She's pretty, though. Probably prettier than whomever the OP will end up sticking it to.

Eduardo24 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:10:34 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 16, 2007, 02:52:27 PM

She's pretty, though. Probably prettier than whomever the OP will end up sticking it to.

Pfff. Dragona looks much better.

Cyanista · « **Reply #24 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:13:48 PM »

Er...the GA hambeastess?

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:30:24 PM »

I was going to post her picture but BlueTsunami moved the thread that had it to the Baby Dumpster. Tsk tsk, BT!

EDIT: WTF, it's been removed from Mupepe's forum too. CONSPIRACY. COVER-UP. WTF.

Cyanista · « **Reply #26 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:39:09 PM »

SOMEONE GET ALEX JONES ON THIS, STAT

PS that's gay. Did she cry? Why do people cry when pictures they upload to the internet get reposted on the internet? WHY?

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:41:43 PM »

i don't know where the thread went wtf?

http://www.mupepe.com/dragona.jpg

Cyanista · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:43:18 PM »

Oh. Definitely hotter than Alba.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:45:49 PM »

Probably one of the admins on your site got paranoid that someone would tell Dragona about it and she would permaban the people who posted in the threads in EB and Mupepe, over on GAF.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:46:13 PM »

well she definitely has a nicer face....

....

and a lot bigger tits.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:46:38 PM »

What?

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:48:11 PM »

I would make sweet love to Dragona. I'm no hater.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:48:36 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 16, 2007, 03:45:49 PM

Probably one of the admins on your site got paranoid that someone would tell Dragona about it and she would permaban the people who posted in it over on GAF.

i can track it. i just have to go check it out and see who deleted it.

mike doesn't touch any of that shit, cajole isn't active and stocky doesn't have access to the climax room

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »

I was thinking of posting the picture over on GAF but then I realized that would get me permabanned and I don't want that. I would post Dragona's picture and sp0rsk's nude and title the thread "THE HOTTEST MODS OF GAF."

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:51:03 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 16, 2007, 03:50:21 PM

I was thinking of posting the picture over on GAF but then I realized that would get me permabanned and I don't want that. I would post Dragona's picture and sp0rsk's nude and title the thread "THE HOT MODS OF GAF."

omg yes.

i'll create a www.mupepe.com watermark LOLZ

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:52:35 PM »

Didn't Amir0x post a pic of his dick at OA too?

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:53:50 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 16, 2007, 03:52:35 PM

Didn't Amir0x post a pic of his dick at OA too?

nah, i think it was just a picture he nutted all over

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:54:40 PM »

I would do it, too, but I don't want to be permabanned.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:55:04 PM »

oh...

what was the pic?

Eduardo24 · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:08:32 PM »

Where does she work anyway?

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:19:30 PM »

Quote from: Eduardo24 on June 16, 2007, 04:08:32 PM

Where does she work anyway?

geek squad

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:19:39 PM »

Amir0x posted a pic of him skeeting on a pic of a printout of Oli's girlfriend's nudes

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:26:23 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2007, 04:19:39 PM

Amir0x posted a pic of him skeeting on a pic of a printout of Oli's girlfriend's nudes

Yea, that's what I thought. Those weren't even worth a jerk, really.

Cyanista · « **Reply #44 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:28:56 PM »

What a sexist asshole. Fully clothed pics of some honey glazed ham-thigh from GA get deleted all over the internet, then a mod does something like that?

Hilarious, considering the actual person who was humiliated had nothing to do with any of it. Is that guy 12? Did he just figure out how to jerk off? I hope he starts posting here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:54:16 PM »

i bet when she gets really wet, her inner thighs do look like big honey hams. oh my god. i bet she has a flat ass though

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #46 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:01:04 PM »

Someone please post this at GAF.

You know you want to.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #47 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:04:05 PM »

yeah I agree. she's not that hot. looks like a 12 year old to be honest.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:50:22 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 16, 2007, 02:52:27 PM

Some people might not like mexicans. Weirder things have happened.

She has black blood in her

Cyanista · « **Reply #49 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:58:37 PM »

Wiki said she's of mexican descent...but I'm no fan, so I'm not going to argue.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #50 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 16, 2007, 04:28:56 PM

Hilarious, considering the actual person who was humiliated had nothing to do with any of it. Is that guy 12? Did he just figure out how to jerk off?

Uh, I don't know what horror stories you heard about masturbation, but I can assure you that isn't we ALL did.

Cyanista · « **Reply #51 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:03:34 PM »

......

What??

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:18:19 PM »

I don't know what just discovering jerking off has to do with spunking on someone's picture. *I* certainly didn't do that ~~until way later in the game~~

Cyanista · « **Reply #53 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:21:54 PM »

Well, who else would think it was a novel and clever lark? I'm sure that awesome internet stunt would have gotten him MAD high fives at Bobby's house in that two hour window after school but before his parents get home when them boys can actually use the internet!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:28:17 PM »

Again, I don't want to shatter any of these myths you have of masturbation & boys, Cyanista... but talk of self-abuse was verboten as I was growing up. I had been beating away at myself for YEARS before I ever admitted to anyone that I did that, to which the reply was "psh, everyone does that"

Cyanista · « **Reply #55 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:32:01 PM »

Ok, well, whatever to your uptight upbringing. I don't see how any of that changes the fact that the guy in question is an immature dick.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:40:34 PM »

fine.

Yeti · « **Reply #57 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:55:06 PM »

...

...anyways, I watermarked the image for you if you want to use it mupepe.

Shuri · « **Reply #58 on:** June 16, 2007, 08:01:00 PM »

who the fuck is that and why is this relevent to my forum browsing

Candyflip · « **Reply #59 on:** June 16, 2007, 08:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on June 16, 2007, 08:01:00 PM

who the fuck is that and why is this relevent to my forum browsing

That is Dragona.

Oh, and Mupepe, check your PMs.

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Author Topic: I don´t like Jessica Alba. (Read 3866 times)