i am posting from toilet

[TVC15]

I just got a sexy sexy Windows Mobile Pocket PC with 3G.  I NEVER HAVE TO BE INTERNETLESS AGAIN <SPOOGE>

[MrAngryFace]

Just wash your hands.

[Ichirou]

You can give us up-to-the-minute updates on the status of your bowel movements now. 

[TVC15]

I am trying to make poopie so hard that my penis sweats.

[MrAngryFace]

I dont get why people take so long crapping. Takes like 2 minutes tops. I think sitting on the toilet for long periods of time makes it harder for you to poop fast.

L2Poop

[demi]

fuck off

[TVC15]

I like taking the opportunity to forcibly attempt to prolapse my own ass in an easy to clean environment.

[FatalT]

Yeah, you could also post from the toilet on a laptop.

[TVC15]

Yeah, you could also post from the toilet on a laptop.

I used to do that with my Macbook Pro, before it started hitting 80+ degrees C.  I'm not trying to make sausages in there, you know.

[Phoenix Dark]

I am trying to make poopie so hard that my penis sweats.

That shouldn't be so hard for you, given your nature..

[Human Snorenado]

So no iphone for you? 

I also got a phone with 3G, but it's just the crappy RAZR v3xx.  It pisses me off because it's not letting me use mp3s as ringtones. 

[TVC15]

So no iphone for you? 

I also got a phone with 3G, but it's just the crappy RAZR v3xx.  It pisses me off because it's not letting me use mp3s as ringtones. 

iPhone has too many things going against it.

1) No 3G is the biggest.  What's the sense of having the sexiest interface if you are sporting the shittiest tech?
2)  No Exchange compatibility?  Does Apple even know what the market for high end, pricey phones is?
3)  Closed platform.  Johnny Nightfag and his ilk go gay because, oooooo, you can build WEB APPS, but Apple isn;t fooling anyone that isn't a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I expect the first revision to fix things, but I needed a phone ASAP.

[MrAngryFace]

The phone I just recently bought was rated #3 in a top 10 cell-phones list. It rox.

[Phoenix Dark]

So no iphone for you? 

I also got a phone with 3G, but it's just the crappy RAZR v3xx.  It pisses me off because it's not letting me use mp3s as ringtones. 

iPhone has too many things going against it.

1) No 3G is the biggest.  What's the sense of having the sexiest interface if you are sporting the shittiest tech?
2)  No Exchange compatibility?  Does Apple even know what the market for high end, pricey phones is?
3)  Closed platform.  Johnny Nightfag and his ilk go gay because, oooooo, you can build WEB APPS, but Apple isn;t fooling anyone that isn't a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I expect the first revision to fix things, but I needed a phone ASAP.

Finally, The White Man Comes Around

$600=gas money

[Van Cruncheon]

what brand/model did you get, nigra?

[TVC15]

Cingular/AT&T 8525. Via promotion, the phone was free due to my employer.  Normally 500 in store (you can find it a bit cheaper online).  Windows Mobile 5 (free upgrade to 6 later this month), full Outlook and Exchange  support. Includes Office Mobile.  We also get a FAT discount on unlimited data.  High speed net everywhere bitches.

I will woo you this week.  The keyboard is great, too.

[Himu]

Are you having a good shit?