Author Topic: KILL BILL WEEKEND ON TNT. (Read 7687 times)

Vizzys · « **on:** September 14, 2006, 07:17:08 PM »

Perhaps some of the greatest movies of our time.

Kill Bill 1 on Friday
Kill Bill 2 on Saturday
and Both on Sunday!

If you have not seen these movies you are missing out.

Haters be damned.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:19:53 PM »

Won't the first one be about 3 minutes long after the TV censors get done with it?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:24:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 14, 2006, 07:19:53 PM

Won't the first one be about 3 minutes long after the TV censors get done with it?

Exactly.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:25:00 PM »

Not sure, heres hoping no edits.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:25:37 PM »

Yeah, what's the point? The DVDs are like $9 each.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:39:01 PM »

Lame, I've been having Kill Bill WEEK every month since the DVDs came out. Loser.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:39:51 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 15, 2006, 09:39:01 PM

Lame, I've been having Kill Bill WEEK every month since the DVDs came out. Loser.

I'm interested in seeing how badly cut these are.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:47:27 PM »

Hell, I'm surprised they didn't just cut both of them together. I imagine the edited volumes are like twenty minutes each, tops. Pfffft.

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:52:56 PM »

They cut the part where she smacks a nail board into that asian bitches face.

Gay edit total.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:53:40 PM »

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:03:54 PM »

well it's a disaster...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:10:29 PM »

<TheDarkShake> i need details
<amnintenho> like party wagon
<Viz> yay bloooooooooooood
<clapclapkittykat> took scenes out
<TheDarkShake> hahahah
<clapclapkittykat> well of the father dying
<amnintenho> I'm going to watch the DVD's again just to spite them.
<TheDarkShake> DO IT
<TheDarkShake> taken from another forum:
<TheDarkShake> wow, watching the house of blue leaves scene, and its funny as hell as to whats ok and whats not (the eye pull was shown as is as was the axe to the stomach. but most of the spray shots are cut out. also the sound editing is really bad as you'll hear the blood spraying down but on a different shot.
<TheDarkShake> :x
<Viz> trickle damn you
<Viz> yes
<TheDarkShake> hahaha
<Viz> teeth poppiin
<Viz> I swear there was more
<amnintenho> does she slap the kid?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:11:55 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:13:46 PM »

Horrible edit indeed. I didn't even get to see that bitch'es eyes bleed after getting impaled, one of my favorite scenes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:17:32 AM »

I watched it last night. Didn't see it all, since I fell asleep afer awhile. What I saw was...mixed

The movie tried it's hardest to be witty and cool and shit, but it fell on its face constantly. The kung fu movies Kill Bill raided for ideas were cool in part because they weren't really trying. Tarantino tries too hard, and lots of the dialogue seems forced and just poorly executed.

When the movie got the style right, it was awesome. There are some parts in the movie that really blew me away. When my pot pie got done last night, I jumped up and ran into the kitchen to fix it as fast as possible. Then I started hearing all this kickass action in the living room; I figured another cool yet forced fight was going on, so I took my time getting my food ready. Then I come back into the living room and there's an anime on! That came out of nowhere, and was a cool way to do a flashback. 12 year old prostitute FTW!

There part where the Bride kills everyone in that restaurant was so amazing and so funny, I came. I've never seen anything that cool. From the hilarously bad (yet catchy) music the band was playing, to the whole "Charlie Brown" incident. Once the fighting started, DAMN. She cut off that chick's arm! Then stapped that hot asian babe in the head with a nail. It showed the nail inside her head as she fell down.

I feel asleep before she fought Lucy Lui though, and when I woke up TNT had already started a repeat showing of the movie. I'll try to watch the rest tonight.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:22:27 AM »

Um, I really don't think Tarantino was trying too hard with the dialogue in Volume One AT ALL. If you've seen other QT movies, you know just when he's trying too hard (some moments in Jackie Brown) and when he's just throwing shit to the wall and seeing what sticks (Pulp Fiction).

Plus, Volume Two has all the great dialogue you'd ever need. Volume One is basically just the obligatory smack downs packed into an hour and thirty minutes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:25:15 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 11:22:27 AM

Um, I really don't think Tarantino was trying too hard with the dialogue in Volume One AT ALL. If you've seen other QT movies, you know just when he's trying too hard (some moments in Jackie Brown) and when he's just throwing shit to the wall and seeing what sticks (Pulp Fiction).

Plus, Volume Two has all the great dialogue you'd ever need. Volume One is basically just the obligatory smack downs packed into an hour and thirty minutes.

Some of the camera angles were distinguished mentally-challenged too. The overhead view looked like shit to me, and it was used about 4 times!

Clearly I need to see this edited though. In the unedited version, is Uma ever nude, like when she's getting coma fucked?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:33:23 AM »

No, never nude. And of course the film is gonna look like shit when you're watching a heavily edited boradcast version. Pick up the DVDs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:38:29 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 11:33:23 AM

No, never nude. And of course the film is gonna look like shit when you're watching a heavily edited boradcast version. Pick up the DVDs.

For my 13inch TV?

I'll get a new TV first. As soon as I find something cheap.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:40:07 AM »

13 inch TV?

Kill yourself.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:42:32 AM »

Uma = teh hot

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:44:16 AM »

Do they even MAKE 13 inch tv's anymore?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2006, 11:45:11 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 11:40:07 AM

13 inch TV?

Kill yourself.

It's about that size. I rarely watch it though; just sports really.

I'm going to need to get another Comcast cable outlet put in my room. Right now I have one, and it's connected to my computer for internet. I'll get a TV, PS2 and use it as a DVD, and a Wii next year.

Vizzys · « **Reply #23 on:** September 16, 2006, 02:56:19 PM »

You shoudnt judge this movie based off the HORRIBLY edited TNT version PD. My god they edited out everything...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** September 16, 2006, 03:05:49 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 11:22:27 AM

Um, I really don't think Tarantino was trying too hard with the dialogue in Volume One AT ALL. If you've seen other QT movies, you know just when he's trying too hard (some moments in Jackie Brown) and when he's just throwing shit to the wall and seeing what sticks (Pulp Fiction).

you suck at movies.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:12:54 PM »

That's funny, because you happen to suck at reasoning.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #26 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:17:46 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 05:12:54 PM

That's funny, because you happen to suck at reasoning.

reason?

You can't pick up on irony.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:19:44 PM »

Please tell me how I "suck at movies", am nintenho.

Because I strongly doubt I suck at movies as much as you suck at gaming.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:21:05 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 05:19:44 PM

Please tell me how I "suck at movies", am nintenho.

Quentin Tarantino never tries too hard and never just throws things on the wall.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:22:38 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 16, 2006, 05:21:05 PM

Quentin Tarantino never tries too hard and never just throws things on the wall.

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:35:01 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 05:22:38 PM

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idiot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** September 16, 2006, 05:46:38 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 05:22:38 PM

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Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 05:22:38 PM

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Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 16, 2006, 05:22:38 PM

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:31:33 PM »

I don't know what's going on, but I think I smell ether

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:45:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2006, 07:31:33 PM

I don't know what's going on, but I think I smell ether

Sorry, that was me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:51:43 PM »

I'm gonna watch it again tonight at 10

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:53:33 PM »

Aren't they playing Volume Two tonight?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:55:59 PM »

Oh shit, yes they are. Maybe I won't watch it then

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:56:43 PM »

Maybe you should anyway, duders. Part Two is the bomb diggity.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** September 16, 2006, 08:46:03 PM »

Both come on tomorrow right? I'll watch them back to back then.

Although I know I'll want to watch some games too...

whiteACID · « **Reply #39 on:** September 17, 2006, 12:31:00 AM »

KILL BILL IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE

Vizzys · « **Reply #40 on:** September 17, 2006, 12:41:41 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on September 17, 2006, 12:31:00 AM

KILL BILL IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE

a/s/l?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** September 17, 2006, 01:02:52 AM »

Holy shit, I walked downstairs awhile ago to do some more laundry, and the TV was still on (I leave it on as a decoy when I'm upstairs. College kids steal, or so I've heard...). Anyway when I get down this chick with an eye patch is about to fight the bride. They start fighting, and then get in a stalemate, which is broken when the bride rips the chick's eye out

She starts flailing on the ground wtf

Vizzys · « **Reply #42 on:** September 17, 2006, 01:05:49 AM »

Who did you think took the other one?

Solo · « **Reply #43 on:** September 17, 2006, 08:15:33 AM »

The two worst films of QT's career. His films have decreased in quality in a linear fashion. Although, I must say, I love Jackie Brown, and its definately underrated. Its hard to love KB when you've seen all the westerns that QT is ripping. Its not "homage" when you are ripping direct shots and scores from other movies, QT. Sure, hes been guilty of this on every film (City of Fire with RD, French New Wave flicks with PF, tons of Blaxploitation flicks with JB), but KB was the first one where it finally really bothered me.

Of the two though, Vol.2 is definately better.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** September 17, 2006, 12:10:31 PM »

Ah, Solo. You used to be so good at movies... $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #45 on:** September 17, 2006, 12:33:46 PM »

The best thing QT did was star in probably the two best episodes of Alias. I wish he had more of a role after that. He was awesome.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** September 17, 2006, 12:45:15 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 17, 2006, 12:33:46 PM

The best thing QT did was star in probably the two best episodes of Alias. I wish he had more of a role after that. He was awesome.

Since when can he act? I mean, besides in Little Nicky...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** September 17, 2006, 03:43:12 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 17, 2006, 12:10:31 PM

Ah, Solo. You used to be so good at movies... $:-\$

Dude, he has a James Bond avatar.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #48 on:** September 17, 2006, 03:56:36 PM »

Quote from: Solo on September 17, 2006, 08:15:33 AM

The two worst films of QT's career. His films have decreased in quality in a linear fashion. Although, I must say, I love Jackie Brown, and its definately underrated. Its hard to love KB when you've seen all the westerns that QT is ripping. Its not "homage" when you are ripping direct shots and scores from other movies, QT. Sure, hes been guilty of this on every film (City of Fire with RD, French New Wave flicks with PF, tons of Blaxploitation flicks with JB), but KB was the first one where it finally really bothered me.
Of the two though, Vol.2 is definately better.

can you just shut the fuck up?

fuckin' ass.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** September 17, 2006, 04:19:46 PM »

PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** September 17, 2006, 04:21:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2006, 03:43:12 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 17, 2006, 12:10:31 PM
Ah, Solo. You used to be so good at movies... $:-\$

Dude, he has a James Bond avatar.

Are you saying classic James Bond movies aren't good?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** September 17, 2006, 04:24:43 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 17, 2006, 04:21:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2006, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 17, 2006, 12:10:31 PM
Ah, Solo. You used to be so good at movies... $:-\$

Dude, he has a James Bond avatar.
Are you saying classic James Bond movies aren't good?

James Bond sucks, and he should have died of AIDS after 5 movies. What a little slut.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** September 17, 2006, 04:27:11 PM »

"Don't hate the player, hate the game."

Solo · « **Reply #53 on:** September 18, 2006, 07:45:12 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 17, 2006, 03:56:36 PM

Quote from: Solo on September 17, 2006, 08:15:33 AM
The two worst films of QT's career. His films have decreased in quality in a linear fashion. Although, I must say, I love Jackie Brown, and its definately underrated. Its hard to love KB when you've seen all the westerns that QT is ripping. Its not "homage" when you are ripping direct shots and scores from other movies, QT. Sure, hes been guilty of this on every film (City of Fire with RD, French New Wave flicks with PF, tons of Blaxploitation flicks with JB), but KB was the first one where it finally really bothered me.
Of the two though, Vol.2 is definately better.
can you just shut the fuck up?

fuckin' ass.

Hit a nerve did I? Hey, if you love bad movies, then more power to ya!
Also, theres nothing wrong with Dr. No, you bitches. Or any of the first 4 Bond movies, for that matter, which are the ones I love.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #54 on:** September 18, 2006, 11:59:34 AM »

You didn't hit any nerves, Solo, am nintenho is just looking for a fight... even if he doesn't have the necessary comprehensive abilities to understand what's being thrown back at him.

Solo · « **Reply #55 on:** September 18, 2006, 03:07:38 PM »

I love you Shakie

Vizzys · « **Reply #56 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:09:23 PM »

Quote

When confronted about stealing ideas from dozens of movies he stated, "I lift ideas from other great films just like every other great filmmaker."

I'm more partial to Reservoir Dogs myself. Although I <3 Kill Bill.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #57 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Solo on September 18, 2006, 03:07:38 PM

I love you Shakie

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** September 18, 2006, 07:37:24 PM »

Quote from: Viz on September 18, 2006, 05:09:23 PM

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When confronted about stealing ideas from dozens of movies he stated, "I lift ideas from other great films just like every other great filmmaker."

I'm more partial to Reservoir Dogs myself. Although I <3 Kill Bill.

"Lift", yeah, but blatantly copy and steal entire scenes?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #59 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:37:20 PM »

Quote from: Solo on September 18, 2006, 07:45:12 AM

Hit a nerve did I? Hey, if you love bad movies, then more power to ya!

no, it was pretty black and white. you said he was bullshit and then didin't provide any proof for what you said.

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Author Topic: KILL BILL WEEKEND ON TNT. (Read 7687 times)