Author Topic: omg the sirloin burger from jack in the box (Read 3023 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** June 16, 2007, 01:04:42 PM »

SEX

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:06:12 PM »

I've never been to Jack in the Box. Today I had a teriyaki burger from Mos Burger (local fast food chain) for dinner. It was pretty decent, though I prefer the mos cheeseburger (comes with mos's special sauce, which is basically sloppy joe).

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:47:48 PM »

Jack n the Box is probably the least healthy fast food place next to Arbys stay away unless u want pounds and heart troubles

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 16, 2007, 01:47:48 PM

Jack n the Box is probably the least healthy fast food place next to Arbys stay away unless u want pounds and heart troubles

Shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:54:11 PM »

Hey I used to eat there too, but then I started taking a good look at what they were giving me and holy shit there's no way even the normal meal size is part of a balanced daily diet.

Solo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:54:15 PM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 16, 2007, 01:47:48 PM

Jack n the Box is probably the least healthy fast food place next to Arbys stay away unless u want pounds and heart troubles

Healthy fast food?

Pro tip: if you want to eat healthy, dont eat fast food at all. There is no such thing as "healthy" fast food.
MMMMMMM THIS SUB IS SO HEALTHY. HEY GIMME SOME MORE MAYO AND CHEESE

bud · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:54:57 PM »

bububu salads

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:55:09 PM »

Subway can be healthy.

Solo · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:55:26 PM »

bud: healthy until you drown em in salad dressing.

Ichi: if you dont load on the condiments and extra cheese and meat and eat footlongs. Which most slobs do.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:01:02 PM »

Solo: There's such thing as HEALTHIER fast food. I never said there was healthy fast food. REAL healthy food tastes like shit cause Fat is Flavor.

Solo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:02:17 PM »

Fair enough. Yes, I will agree to that. A 6" sub is healthier than a Big Mac, thats for sure.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:40:43 PM »

mos burger sux

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:10:41 PM »

wow, i can't believe maf ruined a thread. he usually makes them awesome.

http://www.sirloinrules.com/play.php

such an incredible burger

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:23:21 PM »

Such an incredible cardiac arrest.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:30:24 PM »

well you don't eat the shit everyday!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:34:10 PM »

Its so hard not to

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 16, 2007, 03:34:10 PM

Its so hard not to

we should be roomies and go to jack in the box... then we'll be chubby roomies

Cyanista · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:40:45 PM »

I'd probably have to be force fed something like that. Like Elisha Cuthbert in that new tard movie.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2007, 03:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 16, 2007, 03:40:45 PM

I'd probably have to be force fed something like that. Like Elisha Cuthbert in that new tard movie.

it would be my pleasure

Error Macro · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:31:48 PM »

That thing reminds me of the Carl's Jr. six dollar burgers, and the last time I had one of those, I got some violent food poisoning. It tempered my enthusiasm for fast food burgers.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:00:15 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 16, 2007, 01:06:12 PM

I've never been to Jack in the Box. Today I had a teriyaki burger from Mos Burger (local fast food chain) for dinner. It was pretty decent, though I prefer the mos cheeseburger (comes with mos's special sauce, which is basically sloppy joe).

I hear Mos burgers are TINY.

Jack in the Box's Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger ftw!

Cyanista · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:26:16 PM »

OMG I lied. I'd eat the first burger ten times over before I'd even let that one touch me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:42:10 PM »

it's hard to fuck with these fast food burgers after putting one of these in your mouth

cross-section:

and the fries "a la cart"

Cyanista · « **Reply #23 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:43:19 PM »

They forgot to cook that burger.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:43:59 PM »

oh, stop being such a pussy, Cyanista. don't you live in Texas?

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:45:17 PM »

Yeah I had one the other day but they had horrible service. Took me like 15 minutes to get my food.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:46:06 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 16, 2007, 05:42:10 PM

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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:47:37 PM »

Wow, there are a lot of sensitive types in this thread. Pink meat am juicy and tasty. Surprised Cyanista doesn't know that.

Cyanista · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:49:50 PM »

Yeah, I live in texas. I do not, however, eat raw meat in texas. You heathen.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:51:11 PM »

It's not fucking RAW, it's not COOKED TO DEATH. Mmmmm, brownish grey meatpattie from JitB (corporate headquarters right down the street) or the tasty equivalent of sex in my mouth. Tough decision, really

Cyanista · « **Reply #30 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:55:39 PM »

Like I eat JITB either. If you want a really good burger go to Buns Over Texas.

Tell them to cook that shit, too. Texas beef, what what. Not getting salmonella, what what. Get some cheesefries and top that sucker and you are in dining heaven.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:56:39 PM »

this bitch has the nerve to talk shit after talking about cheese fries. lawd have mercy.

omg salmonella? from COOKED MEAT? you're that chick complaining too much at the BBQ aren't you?

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** June 16, 2007, 05:57:02 PM »

"you should probably get a prostate exam"

"I don't even let people wag their finger in my face"

Cyanista · « **Reply #33 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:02:38 PM »

I'm not talking about frozen fries slathered in nacho cheese food product.

They have fresh, crispy fries with some cheddar and whatnot grated on top. So good.

I really want to go to BoT now..

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:04:03 PM »

fuck that, i like my burger like i like my pussy: pink, a little bloody, and slathered in sauce

...

:'(

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:05:07 PM »

I agree about the pink, at least

Quote from: Cyanista on June 16, 2007, 06:02:38 PM

I really want to go to BoT now..

Can you wait until tomorrow? It's going to take me a while to get there.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:05:36 PM »

I like my burgers well done. A little pinkish is fine but what corny posted is pushing it.

Pappasito's BBQ

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:07:12 PM »

There's nothing wrong with pink in ANY meat, but I'm not eating anything so pink it makes the BREAD pink.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:07:52 PM »

I have a feeling Himuro is more concerned with smearing his makeup than anything else.

Cyanista · « **Reply #39 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:08:07 PM »

Ohnoes. I'm not really an intolerant person (despite how I may come off on the intertubes) but I would literally not be able to sit at a table with a burger like that.

Not if I wanted to eat.

Call me when the sight of a well-done burger makes your stomach turn.

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:09:04 PM »

red robin burgers =

and their cheese fries = OMG

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:11:12 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 16, 2007, 06:08:07 PM

Ohnoes. I'm not really an intolerant person (despite how I may come off on the intertubes) but I would literally not be able to sit at a table with a burger like that.

Okay, I don't want to try to convince your highness to put anything in her mouth that would displease her, but check it: when I ate that burger, it was pink but the bun was NOT bloody. and I don't think that's bloody bun, I think it's more like the tasty fucking sauce (think Big Boy). They only cook the burger ONE WAY, they don't let you subsitute anything or make any changes; you order an Officer Burger and that's what you get.

I guarantee you that if you ate it, you'd have a little mouth orgasm. I fucking GUARANTEE IT. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 16, 2007, 06:09:04 PM

red robin burgers =

I thought they had some of the best burgers until I had an Office Burger.

Cyanista · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:13:21 PM »

I would never eat that. I don't care if it tastes like chocolate ice cream and strawberries, it would go nowhere NEAR my mouth.

Death before dishonor.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:13:53 PM »

I'm srsly disappointed.

Cyanista · « **Reply #44 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:14:49 PM »

So take your raw hamburger and go home before I projectile vomit. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #45 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:15:07 PM »

*ends life*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:15:24 PM »

it's okay, corny; me and you can make sweet undercooked beef love together.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:16:05 PM »

oh yeah that's some consolation right there

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:18:04 PM »

Cyanista · « **Reply #49 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:18:10 PM »

On a more positive note, this thread has decisively killed my appetite. And here I was fretting because I'm too lazy to get up and drive to food.

You guys are the best. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #50 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:19:26 PM »

you little hussy. whining about not being able to go drive to the local drive thru and giving ME shit about a fucking FINE ASS BURGER. charlatan.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #51 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:21:54 PM »

I have one stouffers, a bag of mini carrots, and a 1/4th bottle o scotch in my house. I think I can make it until tomorrow.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:26:07 PM »

That's keeping it really real.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #53 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:27:29 PM »

I really need to stop keeping it real

Error Macro · « **Reply #54 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:03:43 PM »

I'll try to bite my tongue with regard to anyone's eating preferences - y'all may do as you please, just don't make me watch you eat that shit - but that is seriously the most disgusting burger I've ever seen.

Extra well done for me. At In-N-Out it's extra extra well as they seem to have a thing for undercooking, but even then those fuckers leave it pink in the middle about half of the time.

mental note: don't browse these types of threads when you're hungry. Who knows what atrocities lie in wait $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #55 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:12:08 PM »

I dont like my burger bun to be pink its disgusting. Gimme medium well done.

Now steak on the other hand, I want some pink in the middle

Cyanista · « **Reply #56 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:47:49 PM »

Anytime I order meat at a restaurant I tell them not to bring it to me until they think it's burnt.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:48:24 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:53:12 PM »

Here's another shot, less red. You wouldn't put that in your mouth?

Error Macro · « **Reply #59 on:** June 16, 2007, 07:59:06 PM »

That's not cooked enough. I like a more uniform color all the way through. I see a pinkish hue.

The 'burn' approach is usually failsafe.

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Author Topic: omg the sirloin burger from jack in the box (Read 3023 times)