Author Topic: My 18th Birthday Party fucking sucked (Read 5241 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** June 17, 2007, 01:34:24 AM »

So I was really looking forward to it–there was going to be a BUNCH of people there, and lots and lots of alcohol. A girl that I insanely like was coming to, and I planned on telling her and...well, who knows.

Turns out, my friend comes really drunk already and passes out in front of the house in front of a bunch of parents, I can't drink because I drove and couldn't spend the night, everyone else is fucking hammered, and the girl that I like came and made out with my best friend for the entirety of the night.

Happy fucking birthday, Brian.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:34:46 AM »

are you in europe?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:35:03 AM »

Holy shit dude.

I mean....I'm sorry.

drozmight · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:35:22 AM »

Awesome!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:36:09 AM »

And I'm guessing your best friend didn't know you liked this chick?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:36:45 AM »

sorry dude. I spent my 18th birthday with family drinking scotch. so it could be worse.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:37:24 AM »

I didnt drink till that year in Arizona 5 years ago.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:38:19 AM »

at least you were a man and didn't cock block him

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:38:55 AM »

*shrugs* Guess he didn't. Kept it a secret to everyone except you forumites.

And no, I live in Ohio. I left at 12, it was fucking pathetic. It was at someone else's house, cause my parents would throw a shitfit if I had a party here.

The best thnig that happened to me was that my friends got me the DragonForce cd for a joke (omg through the fire and flames) and a hgue life-size Batman blow-up doll.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:39:04 AM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 17, 2007, 01:37:24 AM

I didnt drink till that year in Arizona 5 years ago.

whats this about? I've been drinking since grade 8! though only lots for the last few months.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:41:23 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 17, 2007, 01:38:55 AM

*shrugs* Guess he didn't. Kept it a secret to everyone except you forumites.

And no, I live in Ohio. I left at 12, it was fucking pathetic. It was at someone else's house, cause my parents would throw a shitfit if I had a party here.

The best thnig that happened to me was that my friends got me the DragonForce cd for a joke (omg through the fire and flames) and a hgue life-size Batman blow-up doll.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, my 21st birthday was pretty damn awful and embarrassing.

I wish I could make you feel even better by telling the story, but alas, I cannot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:42:51 AM »

cajole is mean and ignores me on AIM when he is obviously at the PC.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:43:34 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 17, 2007, 01:42:51 AM

cajole is mean and ignores me on AIM when he is obviously at the PC.

Mupepe takes hours to reply to IMs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:43:56 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:43:34 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 17, 2007, 01:42:51 AM
cajole is mean and ignores me on AIM when he is obviously at the PC.

Mupepe takes hours to reply to IMs.

or not at all :'(

edit: this thread needs to get back to brandnew. Can you get drunk now? and post? it makes me feel better.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:44:18 AM »

I just feel like this shit always happens to me. I'm too fucking ncie to people, and they treat me like shit because of it.

Blargh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:45:11 AM »

What the fuck is wrong with parents today? They saw all this shit and didn't bat an eye, or do they just not care about the well being of their children

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:46:04 AM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 17, 2007, 01:45:11 AM

What the fuck is wrong with parents today? They saw all this shit and didn't bat an eye, or do they just not care about the well being of their children

it's actually rather normal at 18.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:46:26 AM »

being too nice sucks, dude. you end up getting walked on. i'll always be nice to you. i like you

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:47:21 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:46:04 AM

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 17, 2007, 01:45:11 AM
What the fuck is wrong with parents today? They saw all this shit and didn't bat an eye, or do they just not care about the well being of their children

it's actually rather normal at 18.

It's not THAT normal. There's just always that handful of parents that allow it. The awesome ones.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:48:13 AM »

Or those parents who don't care what other children do.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:49:21 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:47:21 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:46:04 AM
Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 17, 2007, 01:45:11 AM
What the fuck is wrong with parents today? They saw all this shit and didn't bat an eye, or do they just not care about the well being of their children

it's actually rather normal at 18.

It's not THAT normal. There's just always that handful of parents that allow it. The awesome ones.

That's basically what these parents were. They asked the kid who passed out in front of the house to spend the night. They didn't give a shit otherwise.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:52:27 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 17, 2007, 01:46:26 AM

being too nice sucks, dude. you end up getting walked on. i'll always be nice to you. i like you

it does suck and I find I do better with people being slightly cold to them $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:53:03 AM »

i do better when i'm an asshole to people

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM »

I do better when I don't talk to people.

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:55:04 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:39:04 AM

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 17, 2007, 01:37:24 AM
I didnt drink till that year in Arizona 5 years ago.

whats this about? I've been drinking since grade 8! though only lots for the last few months.

That explains all the typos.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:55:23 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM

I do better when I don't talk to people.

I want to go move into the woods. Six years I'm thinking.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #26 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:55:29 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM

I do better when I don't talk to people.

I do better when I GET TO FUCKING DRINK

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:55:58 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:55:04 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 17, 2007, 01:37:24 AM
I didnt drink till that year in Arizona 5 years ago.

whats this about? I've been drinking since grade 8! though only lots for the last few months.
That explains all the typos.

No thats shitty grade 2 and 3 teachers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:56:50 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 17, 2007, 01:55:29 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM
I do better when I don't talk to people.

I do better when I GET TO FUCKING DRINK

you should have pond off your life size batman for some cab money.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:58:14 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:56:50 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on June 17, 2007, 01:55:29 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM
I do better when I don't talk to people.

I do better when I GET TO FUCKING DRINK

you should have pond off your life size batman for some cab money.

Wow dude. You never cease to amaze.

Beezy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM »

I've never been drunk.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:00:09 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:58:14 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:56:50 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on June 17, 2007, 01:55:29 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM
I do better when I don't talk to people.

I do better when I GET TO FUCKING DRINK

you should have pond off your life size batman for some cab money.

shhhh I'm watching Ronin and not paying attention

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was paying full attention ... :'(

See this is why I want to live in the forest. The chipmunks wouldn't care about my spelling!
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Wow dude. You never cease to amaze.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:00:28 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM

I've never been drunk.

why?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:00:43 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM

I've never been drunk.

Mupepe and I are gonna come to the Bronx to get you drunk, son!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:01:11 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 01:56:50 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on June 17, 2007, 01:55:29 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 01:54:36 AM
I do better when I don't talk to people.

I do better when I GET TO FUCKING DRINK

you should have pond off your life size batman for some cab money.

Never.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:01:23 AM »

And if you're watching Ronin, I forgive you Father_Mike.

Beezy · « **Reply #36 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:03:23 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 02:00:28 AM

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM
I've never been drunk.
why?

*shrugs* I dunno, just never drank enough to.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 02:00:43 AM

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM
I've never been drunk.

Mupepe and I are gonna come to the Bronx to get you drunk, son!

And then what?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:03:44 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 17, 2007, 02:00:43 AM

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM
I've never been drunk.

Mupepe and I are gonna come to the Bronx to get you drunk, son!

I will join you.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:06:30 AM »

I don't even remember my 18th birthday... or my 21st. You'll get over it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:07:41 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 17, 2007, 02:06:30 AM

I don't even remember my 18th birthday... or my 21st. You'll get over it.

repressed memories?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:08:16 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 17, 2007, 02:06:30 AM

I don't even remember my 18th birthday... or my 21st. You'll get over it.

That's probably because nothing significant happened on those days.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't remember my 18th birthday either.

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:37:17 AM »

18th birthday isnt anything special if you stick to the law.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:38:39 AM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 17, 2007, 02:37:17 AM

18th birthday isnt anything special if you stick to the law.

Strip club?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:39:09 AM »

eh, look but dont touch isnt anything these days

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #44 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:40:21 AM »

Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 17, 2007, 02:39:09 AM

eh, look but dont touch isnt anything these days

I wouldn't know, I was just throwin' it out there.

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:43:20 AM »

my 18th birthday was spent working. the best thing about it was that 10 days later, my daughter was born.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:45:46 AM »

yeah my friend's graduation was yesterday and we wanted to go to a strip club that doesn't check your id in san francico and I only had 10 cents but then my friend's car got towed in front of the fucking opera house and it took 2 hours to get it back and we just went and got frozen yogurt and then played like fifa.

Oblivion · « **Reply #47 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:46:30 AM »

Sorry to hear that, dode. Reminds me of my own 18th birthday party. Minus the party, of course. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:48:12 AM »

My 18th birthday party was rather tame. I had a bunch of friends get together for tons of drinks (booze!) and food, we all went to the theaters (we saw Black Hawk Down!) and played games.

BlackMage · « **Reply #49 on:** June 17, 2007, 04:03:41 AM »

I didn't even GET a birthday party at 18. Fuck you!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #50 on:** June 17, 2007, 04:07:51 AM »

I dance fucken Reggaetón when I'm drunk. Strobe lights and shit....I'm an awesome drunk

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** June 17, 2007, 04:28:32 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM

I've never been drunk.

Oh shit WHA?

Where you livin, son? You're gonna party with me, and afterwards you're gonna wake up in Mexico with a tattoo on your ass next to some cheeseburger.

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** June 17, 2007, 05:20:34 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 17, 2007, 04:07:51 AM

I dance fucken Reggaetón when I'm drunk. Strobe lights and shit....I'm an awesome drunk

oh wtf? reggaeton? are you fucking serious?

belly button girl likes reggaeton and i hate her for it.

Beezy · « **Reply #53 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:12:31 PM »

Reggaeton is horrible.

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 17, 2007, 04:28:32 AM

Quote from: Beezy on June 17, 2007, 01:59:45 AM
I've never been drunk.

Oh shit WHA?

Where you livin, son? You're gonna party with me, and afterwards you're gonna wake up in Mexico with a tattoo on your ass next to some cheeseburger.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #54 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:13:27 PM »

It is but it allows you to really grind with other latin girls. Who cares how it sounds!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:15:19 PM »

whats Reggaeton like? youtube link?

Cheebs · « **Reply #56 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 07:15:19 PM

whats Reggaeton like? youtube link?

[youtube=425,350]41zBzL-H3-k[/youtube]

Beezy · « **Reply #57 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:20:34 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 17, 2007, 07:13:27 PM

It is but it allows you to really grind with other latin girls. Who cares how it sounds!

True. It must be my love for reggae music that makes me hate reggaeton so much.

max_cool · « **Reply #58 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:23:27 PM »

Brandnew = Sonic cause he has shitty friends.

I = nerd for making the above analogy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** June 17, 2007, 07:27:09 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on June 17, 2007, 07:19:38 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 17, 2007, 07:15:19 PM
whats Reggaeton like? youtube link?

[youtube=425,350]41zBzL-H3-k[/youtube]

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