The best line from any Sopranos episode

[Mupepe]

The line in any episode that I relate with Tony more than anything is Episode 9 of Season 1, "Boca".  It's the episode where the soccer coach has sex with one of the girls and Tony decides not to kill him.

Tony comes home drunk and is stumbling around while Carmela tries to help him.  Meadow is watching from upstairs and Tony says

"Carmela, I didn't hurt nobody.  I didn't hurt nobody."

Gets me everytime  :'(


And as a side note, when Corrado shoves the pie in Bobby's face because she told everyone about him going down on her.  Such a brilliant moment when he leaves the office and it shows the look on his face.  It actually kind of pisses me off how they turned him into a nutter in Season 5 and after. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

I hated how the therapist didnt use him to kill the rapist.

[Ellrick]

After Tony tells Paulie that the Russian they're looking for was a Ministry of the Interior and he killed 16 Chechen rebels by himself.

"You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator." - Paulie

"Interior decorator? His apartment looked like shit" - Christopher

[Disposable White Guy]

"'Cause I'm tha mothafuckin' fuckin' bawss!"

[ToxicAdam]

Feech  "Know what the biggest change is for me (after getting out of the joint)? Broads shavin' their bushes. I went over to Silvio's (Bada Bing), and it's like the Girl Scouts in there."

[TVC15]

I would so let James Gandolfini rape my butthole <3

[Mupepe]

I would so let James Gandolfini rape my butthole <3

as would I.  He's exactly how a big guy should look.

[TVC15]

I would so let James Gandolfini rape my butthole <3

as would I.  He's exactly how a big guy should look.

He's like big and fat, but I couldn't imagine wanting him any other way.

[Mupepe]

I would so let James Gandolfini rape my butthole <3

as would I.  He's exactly how a big guy should look.

He's like big and fat, but I couldn't imagine wanting him any other way.

it's because you know he's also strong like a fucking bull.  i bet he could hold me off the floor with one hand, give me a reacharound with the other and still pound me.

[Fresh Prince]

After Tony tells Paulie that the Russian they're looking for was a Ministry of the Interior and he killed 16 Chechen rebels by himself.

"You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator." - Paulie

"Interior decorator? His apartment looked like shit" - Christopher

Yeah I loved this line too.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

My favorite was when Uncle Junior was in the hospital and he starts telling the Chevrolet joke making fun of the chinamen.