Author Topic: Holy shit. Fiery Habanero Doritos FTW (Read 3969 times)

Himu · « **on:** June 19, 2007, 12:48:49 PM »

Holy shit these are amazing. Spicy and awesome. If you like spicy shit you must try these!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:50:55 PM »

Taco Doritos > All other Doritos

Taco Doritos FTW

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:53:57 PM »

Are those new?

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:55:11 PM »

I knew you were white.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:56:05 PM »

What does being white have to do with liking spicy shit? Lots of blacks like spicy shit.

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:56:48 PM »

Best Habanero chips:

I can't stomach them, personally, but these taste amazing before the onset of overwhelming pain.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:04:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 19, 2007, 12:55:11 PM

I knew you were white.

I came in here to post the same exact thing.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 19, 2007, 12:53:57 PM

Are those new?

Nope, they're only available in the Midwest. I stock up on them whenever we visit my wife's parents in Omaha, NE.

hyp · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:20:27 PM »

regular doritos + tabasco sauce > fiery habanero doritos

sooooo good.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:49:49 PM »

Anyone try those X-13 flavored ones or whatever.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:52:41 PM »

Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 19, 2007, 01:49:49 PM

Anyone try those X-13 flavored ones or whatever.

Yes! I was just going to come in here and ask that.

I heard they're supposed to be the ORIGINAL Doritos flavor. Personally, I think they kinda taste like the mustard that comes on a McDs cheeseburger. They're okay. I don't eat much snax and they're not changing my mind or anything.

bluemax · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:56:55 PM »

I don't like Fiery Habanero Doritos. They're so devoid of flavor that they just aren't enjoyable.

Sadly I bought this big bag of snack sized bags so I'm stuck with a ton of spicy nacho, fiery habanero, flaming hot cheetos and lime flaming hot cheetos.

Yuck.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:58:14 PM »

I dont eat chips almost ever

The price you pay with a desk job. You cant eat!

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:10:56 PM »

WHY DOES LIKING CERTAIN CHIPS MAKE YOU WHITE.

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on June 19, 2007, 01:04:06 PM

Quote from: demi on June 19, 2007, 12:55:11 PM
I knew you were white.

I came in here to post the same exact thing.

Same here.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:13:09 PM »

What's wrong with these chips? Black folks love spicy stuff. You should be ashamed to be black and hate spicy food.

Cyanista · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:18:30 PM »

Doritos are pretty expensive. Maybe you're white because you can afford them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:20:40 PM »

Yeah they are pretty high in price, and then when you open the bag it's barely half way full. $3.50 here

I need to try these. Usually I get the buffalo ones, which Mupepe told me about

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:24:47 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 19, 2007, 02:20:40 PM

I need to try these. Usually I get the buffalo ones, which Mupepe told me about

I usually get Guacamole.

[12:55] <Himu> I jsut don't get it. How does liking Fiery Habanero Doritos make you white?
[12:55] <Himu> Is there something I'm not getting here?
[12:56] <Tre`> black people eat spicy pork rinds
[12:56] <Tre`> wtf at doritos
[12:56] <Himu> who cares. food is food, you know black people gotta get that diabetes.
[12:56] <Baconator> thats not soul food
[12:56] <Himu> i had the best spicy pork rinds the other day
[12:56] <teepo> i miss bf2
[12:57] <Baconator> what are pork rinds made of again
[12:57] <bluemax_work> http://ck.kolivas.org/pictures/trolling%20for%20hate.jpg
[12:57] <Himu> who cares bacon, they're delicious
[12:57] <bluemax_work> spicy habanero doritos suck
[12:57] <Himu> fuck off bluemax!
[12:57] <Baconator> cheese and cool ranch
[12:57] <bluemax_work> theyre in that category of shit thats just hot
[12:57] <Baconator> or get the fuck out
[12:57] <bluemax_work> with no flavor
[12:57] <Himu> what are good doritos then, eh?!
[12:58] <Tre`> they need pork flavor doritos
[12:58] <Tre`> then it's ok black food
[12:58] <Baconator> just put some hot sauce on it
[12:58] <Baconator> then its black food
[12:58] <Tre`> truth
[12:58] <Himu> i put hot sauce on my nachos
[12:58] <Baconator> you probably put it in your ceral
[12:59] <OnkelC> hi all
[12:59] <TToB> llol
[12:59] <Himu> and when i get guacamole doritos i put hot sauce on it
[12:59] <Himu> lol bacon
[12:59] <TToB> HOT SAUCE, ON MY GREEEITS!
[12:59] <bluemax_work> the mexican burrito stand i buy nachos at
[12:59] <Himu> my mom makes hte best grits
[12:59] <OnkelC> what's a grit?
[12:59] <bluemax_work> gives you a sort of hot sauce salsa mix
[12:59] <bluemax_work> mmm grits
[12:59] <bluemax_work> the one thing i miss about living in texas
[13:00] <Tre`> grit is rice grain?
[13:00] <bluemax_work> the public schools served hot grits for breakfast
[13:00] <OnkelC> WAHT IS GRITS?
[13:00] <bluemax_work> best school breakfast ever

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:27:31 PM »

OnkelC is so awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:28:41 PM »

[13:00] <OnkelC> WAHT IS GRITS?

I don't think people are saying you're white because you eat Doritos; they're saying it because there's a white hand in the picture you posted, which is kinda "lolz" but kinda stupid too

Doritos=

I also luuuuuv baked potato chips. Regular potato chips are kinda meh to me, so I just get the baked ones

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:30:46 PM »

[13:03] <Himu> i had potato pancakes
[13:03] <Himu> and i hated them
[13:04] <Baconator> put ketchup on them
[13:04] <Himu> haha
[13:04] <OnkelC> that's not kosher
[13:04] <Himu> ketchup on pancakes
[13:04] <OnkelC> I DID IT
[13:05] <OnkelC> IT'S FINE
[13:05] <Baconator> fuck kosher
[13:05] <OnkelC> here, himu: http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/Pancakes2/smallCIMG3155.jpg

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:32:23 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 19, 2007, 02:28:41 PM

[13:00] <OnkelC> WAHT IS GRITS?

I don't think people are saying you're white because you eat Doritos; they're saying it because there's a white hand in the picture you posted, which is kinda "lolz" but kinda stupid too

Doritos=

I also luuuuuv baked potato chips. Regular potato chips are kinda meh to me, so I just get the baked ones

baked potato chips are omg

have you had those baked original lays omg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:33:42 PM »

That's what I buy. Baked Lays omg. I love the crunch. And also they aren't messy like those greasy regular chips.

bud · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:47:13 PM »

does onklec post on eb?

the guy makes the most delicious (looking) food i've seen on the interweb

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:48:10 PM »

He has an account but hasn't posted in ages.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:54:05 PM »

Tell the German to watch out because I got a George Foreman grill yesterday

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:57:11 PM »

I love my Geo Foreman Grill w/ the removable plates

Cleaning the stationary plates is an exercise in frustration.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2007, 02:58:12 PM »

George Foreman grills suck. I gave one of those to my grandpa years back for Xmas and we decided to fry up some burgers that coming New Years, and they were some of the worst burgers we ever done ate. Dry as a clit getting ready to be ravished by the elephant man, they were atrocious, vile, and made me witness for the first and only time ever - my grandfather spit his up his food.

George Foreman and his grill suck. I had a crush on his daughter when she went to my school, but THAT WAS IT.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 19, 2007, 02:58:12 PM

Dry as a clit getting ready to be ravished by the elephant man

That was a really fucked up metaphor. You've never had sex AND you're white.

futami · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:01:03 PM »

wow, not one to care much about your health, huh?

why do you people eat shit that makes you look like shit?

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:02:56 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 19, 2007, 03:00:46 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 19, 2007, 02:58:12 PM
Dry as a clit getting ready to be ravished by the elephant man

That was a really fucked up metaphor. You've never had sex AND you're white.

No, it makes sense if you've seen the movie. Would your clit get wet if that man was about to fuck you? No.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:03:42 PM »

Does ones' clit even GET wet?

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:05:01 PM »

No, it doesn't. I basically meant vagina, which should have been obvious.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:06:16 PM »

Well say what you mean then, honky!

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:07:36 PM »

Hey now. Play nice. What do you have against honky's that have brown colored skin?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:08:45 PM »

This thread just got disgusting

Saint: have you ever cooked boneless chicken breasts on it? I'm heading out to Sam's Club to get some, so I'm looking for recipes

bud · « **Reply #37 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:09:48 PM »

you need to check out onkelc's cooking threads on gaf.

he even made an index in the first post omg

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 19, 2007, 03:08:45 PM

Saint: have you ever cooked boneless chicken breasts on it? I'm heading out to Sam's Club to get some, so I'm looking for recipes

Oh hell yes. Marinate those joints in some teriyaki or sprinkle a little garlic salt on 'em, then chop up some onions and throw it all on the grill. YUMMERS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:14:41 PM »

About how long time wise? I'm guessing 10 min or more, if they're thawed

Robo · « **Reply #40 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:19:13 PM »

I just picked up a George Foreman a few days ago also. Gonna try some boneless chicken tonight.

I believe it has the recommended cooking times for rare, medium, and well in the manual. Chicken is ~9 minutes, iirc.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:21:28 PM »

Sounds niiice. I'll check it before taking it out too. I have some cool spices and can't wait to use them lol.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** June 19, 2007, 03:24:18 PM »

Yeah you may want to cut the breasts and make sure they're not pink inside the first couple times you use it. Times vary like a muhfuh.

Robo · « **Reply #43 on:** June 19, 2007, 07:55:38 PM »

Holy shit, I suck at cooking. $:-\$

bluemax · « **Reply #44 on:** June 19, 2007, 07:59:54 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on June 19, 2007, 03:19:13 PM

I just picked up a George Foreman a few days ago also. Gonna try some boneless chicken tonight.

I believe it has the recommended cooking times for rare, medium, and well in the manual. Chicken is ~9 minutes, iirc.

I never did read the book for it, but the George Foreman grill is awesome.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:04:54 PM »

You should see Junpei's appreciation of Dorito's in the "Art thread". Its a masterpiece.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:48:13 PM »

Got my chicken breasts, and some onions and peppers. Can't wait to try it out later tonight.

According to the book chicken breasts are supposed to be cooked for like 9 minutes. I'll cook them for 10-11 to be sure lol. I don't have any sauses but I have plenty of nice spices that I'll marinate the chicken with; I'll grill some bell peppers and onions too

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 19, 2007, 08:48:13 PM

I'll cook them for 10-11 to be sure lol.

Just fucking cut them up a little, kid. gosh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:58:58 PM »

I want a full breast son. I'll fillet one though, so I'm sure it'll be fine then.

Salmanolia ain't no joke!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:02:41 PM »

This is why steak is so awesome. Cook it for 25 minutes or 15! Who gives a fuck! YUM YUM YUM

Baking (boned) chicken thighs is a pain in the ass due to the risk of being undercooked

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:06:23 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 19, 2007, 09:02:41 PM

This is why steak is so awesome. Cook it for 25 minutes or 15! Who gives a fuck! YUM YUM YUM

Baking (boned) chicken thighs is a pain in the ass due to the risk of being undercooked

I saw some thighs, but since I've never cooked them before I decided to stay away. Also saw some boneless pork chops that I wanted, but I'll save that for next time

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:01:23 AM »

Cooked it a couple hours ago. It was good, but rather...dry. Clearly I cooked it too long. Next time I'll take Saint's advice and cut the breast into smaller pieces (maybe in half for instance). That way I won't be paranoid about it being undercooked

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:02:54 AM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 20, 2007, 01:01:23 AM

Cooked it a couple hours ago. It was good, but rather...dry.

I fucking TOLD you.

George Foreman grill's SUCK.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:04:03 AM »

I think I cooked it too long though. When I lifted it up it looked so dead lol. I was expecting it to be boiling with nice juices and shit, but it was just...there lol

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:06:42 AM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 19, 2007, 08:58:58 PM

Salmanolia ain't no joke!

Oh yes it is.

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:29:57 AM »

himuro, stfu, your family must suck at grilling. the george foreman grill is just that, a grill. it won't make it anymore dry than grilling it on an outside grill. you blow.

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:36:31 AM »

Come over and have some of our bbq from father's day then.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** June 20, 2007, 01:54:58 AM »

He's Mexican. He doesn't know about leftovers

FatalT · « **Reply #58 on:** June 20, 2007, 08:55:16 AM »

I had some of these doritos earlier today and they were like, "OH HAI TONGUE WHAT'S UP. LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME. YOU LIKE TO TASTE ME DON'T YOU? OH BUT YOU'RE EATING TOO MANY OF ME TOO FAST. OH HAI I'M RAPIN U NOW. HAHAHAHA! NOW U HAS SNOT COMING OUT OF YOUR NOSE! HAHAHA I'M REALLY HOT! HAHAHA THAT WATER DOES NOTHING FOR U! HAHAHAHA U DIE NOW." It was pretty awesome.

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:44:18 AM »

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 20, 2007, 01:54:58 AM

He's Mexican. He doesn't know about leftovers

LEFT OVERS FTW

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Author Topic: Holy shit. Fiery Habanero Doritos FTW (Read 3969 times)