I pulled a Himuro today and ran through a red light. Luckily, I didn't T-bone anyone.
I was completely zoned out, but I could've sworn I saw the light turn green. After a second, and as I was under the light, I realized it was still red and that a lady was making a left turn and almost hit me. What the fuck?
I'd go into more reasons why I think I'm going insane, but I'm not drunk and I don't wanna get emo.
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I need a chick.