Uh... it's shit. I thought you were leaving to change the world?
Why do people keep saying that? I never said i was leaving and why would i leave the internet for good because i have plans to change the world? What do you think i'm going to do, or a better question, you dont think i have time to have fun online all because i'm a worldwide legendary celebrity?
Most celebrites dont bother to get online, but i do. So when i start to change the world, and do my part, i'm still going to have fun online. I'm the first celebrity on Evilbore, so pass the bread and butter and lets eat my friend.
In that section you state that these woman are important figures to you.... Fergie?
Oh, yes she is very important to me. But i cant say why, so dont ask lol.
Please, U2K, give us some dick pics.
I cant, because i'm not gay. Sorry
Taking pictures of himself, particularly his dick 
, would reveal whose joke character he is. He won't do it.
I'm not doing it, because its silly.
Now if you dont excuse me, i'm going to play one of the greatest games ever made on xbox:
http://xbox.ign.com/articles/557/557687p1.html
