Author Topic: dungeon maker psp is scrumptious buttered dungeon sex in demi's asshole (Read 2414 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** June 23, 2007, 01:04:03 PM »

i bought this yesterday on tim rogers' recommendation. yes, fucking tim rogers. someone assface on qt3 linked to the heather campbell review of twilight shitcess and i "accidentally" clicked on the front page link, where i caught a glimpse of that snarky babbling fuck's review of dungeon maker. unforunately, he made it sound pretty awesome -- i think he actually said "...like diablo..." at some point in the review -- and so i bought it because if it's like diablo, i buy it as a rule.

anyway, it's by the dudes who made exit, and it is vastly superior to any ds game not titled etrian odyssey. basically, every game day, you, as the hero, go into an abandoned dungeon and expand it, butchering and looting any monsters therein, DIABLO STYLE. you add corridors and rooms and try to create layouts that will attract monsters with better loot or quest monsters or bosses. there are very few load times, it moves really fast, it looks really polished, and it has the addictive "JUST ONE MORE DAY I GOTTA SEE IF MY NEW FOUNTAIN ROOM ATTRACTED A GOOD MONSTER OR GOT SOME PHAT LEWT" quality.

BUY BUY BUY. if you do not buy it you are a papangus; no, you are worse, you are a FUCK MORAN. BUY. sell your ds to buy it. if you buy it, i will be your friend and i will let you touch my dick. BUY.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:12:28 PM »

I got to the part where you said Tim Rogers (lol, he doesn't want his name capitalized, fuck him) and stopped reading. If you had really wanted anyone to read your post, you would have left his name off until the very end of your rant.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:13:34 PM »

tim rogers hates the psp. you hate the psp. therefore you are tim rogers.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:21:27 PM »

He's a far better writer than I'll ever be.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:26:37 PM »

and i bet he gets crazy jappa poon, too! he's a rock star livin' in japan!

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:46:22 PM »

does it have any form of story? can i see myself reaching an end and going "game's over" ?

or is it one of those games where you just go on and on and on and on until you're pretty much tired of it (see: sim city)

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:52:51 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2007, 01:26:37 PM

and i bet he gets crazy jappa poon, too! he's a rock star livin' in japan!

He's pretty much everything I want to be in life.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:25:40 PM »

once you build 20 levels of the dungeon and corral the WANDERING DEMON, it's largely over. There's no real plot, though. Plot in a console RPG is for disgusting homojapuals.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:27:00 PM »

What about .Hack GU?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:33:35 PM »

.hack GU 3 is not out yet, comrade!

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2007, 02:25:40 PM

once you build 20 levels of the dungeon and corral the WANDERING DEMON, it's largely over. There's no real plot, though. Plot in a console RPG is for disgusting homojapuals.

Is there at least a dating sim aspect? That would be hawt. Like Azure Dreams on PSX.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:40:15 PM »

no, the art direction isn't particularly animu. dating sims are creepy, you dirty ur-homojapual! go play ar tonelico with patel!

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:43:12 PM »

Dating sims are pretty fucking awesome.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:45:59 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:47:55 PM »

Played any good loli rape sims lately?

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:54:44 PM »

tim rogers likes earthbound

credibility +4325436546

he probably wrote the longest review of all time for it as well

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2007, 05:50:08 PM »

come on, motheryiffers, this game is AWESOME. i can't stop playing!

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2007, 05:51:00 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2007, 02:25:40 PM

once you build 20 levels of the dungeon and corral the WANDERING DEMON, it's largely over. There's no real plot, though. Plot in a console RPG is for disgusting homojapuals.

boring, guess i'll wait for Radiant Mythology

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:19:13 PM »

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:28:04 PM »

this game is boring, removed it

at least it gave me a reason to update to 3.40 OE

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2007, 10:41:48 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 23, 2007, 10:33:33 PM

Quote
and i bet he gets crazy jappa poon, too! he's a rock star livin' in japan!

he was tapping some gravia idol at one point, but then he went all stalker tastic on her and she had to remove her official fan page forum and her mixi account - authorities may or may not have been involved.

pics of the chick plz

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2007, 11:10:48 PM »

what is a "gravia idol" or do i really not want to know

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:05:06 AM »

To clarify even further, gravia or gravure idols are girls who make videos where they dress provocatively and strike provocative poses and do completely inane shit for about forty minutes. There is no nudity, so it's like the ultimate cocktease.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:06:24 AM »

i do not understand japan. but i sure do love dungeon maker!

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:07:27 AM »

i hacked my psp's xmb with a new theme

holla

Mana Knight · « **Reply #25 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:08:00 AM »

I'm really debating whether I should get the game or not. I'm very big into RPGs oh course, but haven't heard many impressions on the game (so I've been unsure). The concept sounds really cool though. It might be over a month until I get it, since July is going to crush me (too many awesome PSP releases).

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:38:15 AM »

How is the actual dungeon-building aspect? Do they give you lots of options? I'm probably gonna get this game when I finish Crush.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:08:13 PM »

yeah, there's a load of options -- way moreso than dungeon keeper.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:44:40 AM »

I bought this today from EB. The conversation went like this:

Guy: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I was wondering if you had Dungeon Maker for the PSP?
Guy: Oh, we don't have that.
(His tone of voice implied that the reason they did not have the game was because iut did not exist and I was totally making it up.)
Me: Could you check?
Guy: Okay... (tap tap tap) Huh. We have one copy.
Me: Thanks!

Perhaps I will soon play it!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:04:19 AM »

im addicted to MLB 07 The Show on PSP and Crush

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:14:19 AM »

Could someone write some proper impressions for Crush? MAF failed oh so miserably. :'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:15:04 AM »

You should just buy it

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:16:26 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on June 25, 2007, 01:14:19 AM

Could someone write some proper impressions for Crush? MAF failed oh so miserably. :'(

um sho nuff wrote a huge essay on it

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:18:33 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 25, 2007, 01:16:26 AM

Quote from: lyte edge on June 25, 2007, 01:14:19 AM
Could someone write some proper impressions for Crush? MAF failed oh so miserably. :'(

um sho nuff wrote a huge essay on it

yeah uh read what sho nuff wrote

bork · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:19:16 AM »

I missed that! I'll go check it out now.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:51:04 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2007, 01:04:03 PM

anyway, it's by the dudes who made exit

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2007, 01:04:03 PM

anyway, it's by the dudes who made exit

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 23, 2007, 01:04:03 PM

anyway, IT'S BY THE DUDES WHO MADE EXIT

Holy shit, FUCKING SOLD. I know it's out in the States, but is it out in Japan under another name? It might be play-asia time.

Also, tell me how are zee load times.

btw I just finished Crush and I had a brain orgasm

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:08:39 AM »

oh my God
they should have sent a poet
this game combines the crack of The Sims with the crack of Diablo to create CRACK 2: HYPERCRACK
instead of a regular roguelike's single recursive skinner box of character->loot->character
this is an impossible slave trade triangle of character->dungeon->loot->character
you can pick up any dungeon pieces at any time with no penalty meaning you don't just build your dungeon you caress and nurture your dungeon constantly
oh my God

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:16:04 AM »

no real load times worth mentioning; there's like a 3-5 second wait when you exit the dungeon to go to town but that's it

trippingmartian · « **Reply #38 on:** June 26, 2007, 10:33:45 AM »

Holy shit! This is good so far. Addictive and deep but still shallow enough for pick-up-and-play purposes. I'm weary of jappa RPG's these days, but this is a breath of fresh air.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2007, 01:48:25 AM »

update: I just cleared floor 2 and am starting to sour a bit on the game. the basic combat mechanics are just too janky to keep me playing much longer. too bad, cause the core concept is genius and the spawning of enemies, etc. is pretty good. it's just not as much fun to whack em over the head as it should be, and the simplistic loot is also a downer. ah well... 8 hours of fun is pretty good I guess!

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